movie quotes
what is the best quote from a movie that youve heard??
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"Fi-Fi, Ball-ball" 0 -
Limerick from Battle Cry, Leon Uris
there was a young man from Boston
who bought himself an Austin
there was room for his ass and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung out and he lost'em
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Also scene from same (boot makes mistake, cals his rifle a gun, DI has him standing in middle of parage ground in rain, his rifle in one hand, his weiner in the other: he chants all night long:
"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shootin', this is for fun.0 -
" The chain in these handcuffs is made of high tensile steel. It would take at least ten minutes to hack through it. If you're fast, you can hack through your ankle in five." Mad Max.0 -
"Did you see anything Tinker?"
"A polar bear fell on me."0 -
"I am the Devil and I'm here to do the Devil's work". Otis Driftwood- Devil's Rejects. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by matwor
"Son, you got a panty on yer head."
"Well, sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard."
"The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
"I found myself driving by convienence stores........that weren't on the way home."
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai." Raising Arizona Nicolas Cage
Anyone care to venture a guess where these came from?0 -
Doorgunner in Full Metal Jacket.
"If they run they are Cong.If they stand still they are well disiplined Cong"0 -
"i'm all jacked up on mountian dew"
Texas Ranger in Talladega Nights0 -
"If he dies, he dies" -Ivan Drago, Rocky IV 0 -
THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT...!!!!!!!!!!
Charachter : Harry Block, in "EVOLUTION".
About a minute later in the movie.. :
Allison Reed (Juliane Moore) : "You are so brave. Is there anything I can get you?"
Harry Block : "An icecream"
Allison Reed : "Sure. What flavour?"
Harry block : "I don't care. It's for my asz.!"
(before you get any ideas - they just extracted an alien with a giant forceps through his rectum..)0 -
quote:Originally posted by Floyd621 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso
lmao! [:D]0 -
" Ya, well, Whaddya say we cut the chit-chat...A-HOLE!?
1996- The Rock, Nicolas Cage to Sean Connery after Sean (Mason) is recaptured after escape and talking about his personal life.
That movie's full of great lines but that's a good one. The radio stations around here use it ocassionally.0 -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDKbSLefW4
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
"Give me some sugar, baby!"
"Hail to king."
the whole movie is just one giant book of funny quotes.0 -
polite psycho...has me thinking of Blazing Saddles....that was one FUNNY movie! Mel Brook's young Frankenstien where they sing "putting on the Ritz" is hilarious also. 0 -
"After Bangs, Bings!" 0 -
Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! Alfonso Bedoya in Treasure of Sierra Madre
"What we've got here, is .. failure to communicate". Struther Martin in Cool Hand Luke.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Old-Colts
Badges!? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges! Alfonso Bedoya in Treasure of Sierra Madre
"What we've got here, is .. failure to communicate". Struther Martin in Cool Hand Luke.
It seems funny you should credit those quotes but I suppose there are some young folks that haven't seen those movies.0 -
"When i need information I'll ask for it, sometimes I ask pretty hard" Sin City
"If you kill me in a dream you better wake up and apologize" Reservoir Dogs0 -
Good call on the devil's rejects. 0 -
"I had to come, I know. A man's got to make a livin. Diein aint much of a livin" Josey Wales
"We need a bigger boat" Jaws0 -
treat williams, movie=Deep Rising
Now What
I have a plan0 -
Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back.
In my ivory tower, life was just a Hostess snack, but now I've tasted chocolate, and I'm never goin' back!
You see? You see! If I let you leave the house right now, you'd be in prison, fighting fatladys for cigarettes.
- Hairspray0 -
"There he goes, one of God's prototypes-Too unique to turn loose and too precious to kill". Fear amd loathing in Las Vegas
"Give me a toasted cheese sandwich and hold the cheese between your legs". Five Easy Pieces0 -
quote:Originally posted by TrinityScrimshaw
Tombstone:
Doc:
Why Johnny Ringo, you looked like somene done walked over your grave.
Trinity +++
2nd that one and add "I'm your Huckleberry"0 -
"Elk don't know how many legs a horse has got!" 0 -
Favorite for today:
"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
"Yeah, seriously, you're totally elitist. You feel like the unappreciated scholars, so you sh-t onto people who know lesser than you."0 -
The all time best non-comedy line comes from "To Kill A Mockingbird". And it did not even belong to a main character. At the end of the flick, the sheriff, Heck Tate, refused to charge Boo Radley with stabbing Bob Ewell when Ewell had attacked the children of Mr. Atticus Finch. Atticus advised that he had to charge him. Sheriff looked at Atticus, and said, "I may not be much, Mr. Finch, but I AM the sheriff of Maycomb County- and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. Goodnight, sir." 0 -
Caddy Shack has a ton of them
Animal House- Son, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.0
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