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  • Mr. Gunz
    Here is the best one...

    "Between your faith and my Glock 9 millimeter...I'll take my Glock."
    -Jericho; End Of Days






    Or......





    Sam Fisher: Where are the Americans?
    Mercenary: Grinko will kill me.
    Sam Fisher: He's not as creative as I am. Where are they?
    Mercenary: In the basement.
    [Sam knocks out the mercenary]
    Lambert: Did you hear, Fisher? You've got to beat those executioners to the Americans.
    Sam Fisher: Do we have any more diversions?
    Lambert: Your gun's full of them. Don't allow that group to reach the Americans.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Bring us a pitcher of beer every 15 minutes until somebody passes out then bring a pitcher every 10 minutes.
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    Tombstone:

    Doc:

    Why Johnny Ringo, you looked like somene done walked over your grave.

    Trinity +++
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  • SuburbanNoize
    quote:
    Originally posted by RUGERGUNZ

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.





    got to be one of my favorite parts in my favorite movie. Pulp Fiction!

    I also like when hes explaining that quote to ringo in the coffee shop at the end.


    English Mother F$%*er, do you speak it? Jules-Pulp Fiction.
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  • allen griggs
    From "A Boy and His Dog;"

    Vic: We coulda used her three more times!
    Blood: Ah, war is hell.


    Blood: A cautous young fellow named Lodge / Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. / When his date was strapped in / He committed a sin / Without even leaving the garage. That's clever, isn't it?



    Blood: Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste.
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  • PaulF
    I'm goin' home! Clear a path, you MFers, I'm goin'home"! Falling Down

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=T9ckjELRL6Y
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  • tobefree
    I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening!!!!
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  • Mk 19
    "there is no problem in this world that can not be solved with a proper use of high explosives" Uncommon Valor

    "his blades were stuck into each of his organs in alfabitical order" The Crow

    "I don't care who lives, I don't care who dies, I'm going to blow your head off" Big Jake
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  • Queen of Swords
    George Hanson: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em.
    Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut.
    George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.
    Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about.
    George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.
    Billy: Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared.
    George Hanson: No, it makes 'em dangerous.
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  • Smitty500mag
    To many to name from Blazing Saddles.
    http://wilstar.com/midi/whipout.wav
    http://wilstar.com/midi/kcfags.wav

    Oh well, here are all the rest of them.
    http://wilstar.com/blazingsaddles.htm

    Smitty [:D]
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  • jimdeere
    "What in the Wide World of Sports is-a goin' on here? I hired you two to lay track, not dance around like a couple-a Kansas City maggots!"

    "If I thought you weren't my friend, I don't think I could bear it."

    "....And stay out of the Woolworth's!"

    "A man that won't cheat for a poke, don't want one bad enough."
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  • SuburbanNoize
    notice that AKFANTIC kid hasnt posted yet today?
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  • Cubslover
    One of my favorite movies, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

    quote:Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a s.h*t on the floor?
    quote:They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    notice that AKFANTIC kid hasnt posted yet today?


    Sure hasn't I suppose we caught him, I mean, if he is 21, 25, and 16, well the average is rounding 20, soo, i guess his IQ is -2 then.
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  • Jorge
    "Where's the white wimmin' at?"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7tClTaQbg

    [:0][:0][:0]
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  • dheffley
    I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to men who rise and sleep under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it.

    I'd rather they just said "thank you" and went on their way. Otherwise, I'd suggest they pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what they think they're entitled to.

    A Few Good Men
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    notice that AKFANTIC kid hasnt posted yet today?


    Sure hasn't I suppose we caught him, I mean, if he is 21, 25, and 16, well the average is rounding 20, soo, i guess his IQ is -2 then.


    And just what the hell do you mean by that? What do you think my IQ is?
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  • phillip
    quote:Originally posted by matwor
    "Son, you got a panty on yer head."

    "Well, sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard."

    "The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

    "I found myself driving by convienence stores........that weren't on the way home."

    "Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."


    Anyone care to venture a guess where these came from?



    Those sound like o brother where art thou quotes.
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  • MrOrange
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    "I'm just on my way to Australia". Don


    [:D][:D][:D][:D]

    I love that movie but haven't seen or thought about it in years.
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  • Endlss
    "FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SON OFA B!TCH"... John Wayne.. TRUE GRIT
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  • akfanatik
    "Hey Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin" "What?" "Nothing HAHAHAHAHA"
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  • 1911a1-fan
    GA, GA, GA, choke, GA, GAT

    deep throat, best lines ever
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  • Joe Drees
    Almost any line from Casablanca, movie is full of them.
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  • Mk 19
    "killing is his art form, this will be his masterpiece"

    "I wish......... you had .................more time"
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
    GA, GA, GA, choke, GA, GAT

    deep throat, best lines ever



    [:)]

    <----A big fan as well
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  • Jeepgod2002
    "sell crazy somewhere else, I'm all stocked up here"

    "you just got your asses whipped by a bunch of g**d**ned NERDS"

    "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
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  • 11b6r
    "I have the maturity, the inclination, and the wherewithal- but alas, madam- I haven't the time."

    "What we got heah... is fail-yuh... to communicate."

    "And don't call me Shirley!"
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  • wipala
    quote:Originally posted by matwor
    "Son, you got a panty on yer head."

    "Well, sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard."

    "The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."

    "I found myself driving by convienence stores........that weren't on the way home."

    "Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."


    Anyone care to venture a guess where these came from?
    raising arizona
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  • wipala
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    "I'm just on my way to Australia". Don
    support your local sheriff

    Well it wouldnt do my finger a whole lot of good either
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    "The mountains, Ted! The mountains!"

    "What mountains? We're over Iowa!"

    "The...the cornfields, Ted! The cornfields!"
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