movie quotes
what is the best quote from a movie that youve heard??
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Heres a few of my favorite quotes. Please add yours.
I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. - The Shootist
Mrs. Addams, Would you like anesthesia, No but do ask the children. - Addams Family
I just preached some level honesty, that boardered on stupidity. - Beautiful Mind
If something seems too good to be true, it's best to shoot it just in case. - Burn Notice
You know my feelings about arming morons - you arm one, you've got to arm them all or it wouldn't be good sport. - Nobodys Fool
But pizza - now, pizza I have enormous respect for. And of course beer. - Beautiful Mind
To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers. - Kellys Heros
Politicians are like diapers - they need to be changed often and for the same reason. - Robin Williams
I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you. - Maltese Falcon
You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere. - Maltese Falcon
Well, out in the territory, we prize a dead shot more'n we do a lady's charms. - Rooster Cogburn
Drinking don't bother my memory. If it did I wouldn't drink. I couldn't. You see, I'd forget how good it was, then where'd I be? - To Have and Have Not
If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors. - Were No Angels
That's his life - selling people things they don't want for more than they can afford to buy. - Were No Angels
By the authority granted to me by his Imperial Majestey Kaiser Wilhelm the Second I pronounce you man and wife - proceed with the execution. - African Queen
What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Animal House0 -
"There is no sanity clause" 0 -
Apocalypse Now is full of them. My favorite is from one of Colonel Kurtz's (Marlon Brando's) many monologues:
"We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of... little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we."0 -
Bob McKenzie: If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.
Strange Brew0 -
Martin Luther: Unless I am convinced by Scripture and by plain reason and not by Popes and councils who have so often contradicted themselves, my conscience is captive to the word of God. To go against conscience is neither right nor safe. I cannot and I will not recant. Here I stand. I can do no other. God help me.
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"Son, you got a panty on yer head."
"Well, sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard."
"The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
"I found myself driving by convienence stores........that weren't on the way home."
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
Anyone care to venture a guess where these came from?0 -
[Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room.]
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam.]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
-The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly0 -
Talladega Nights
Ricky Bobby: Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until i was 19. No shame in that.0 -
Originally posted by matwor
"Son, you got a panty on yer head." - Weird Science
"The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase." - Raising Arozona0 -
quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
Originally posted by matwor
"Son, you got a panty on yer head." - Weird Science
"The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase." - Raising Arozona
Answer to question #1............wrong
Answer to question #2............right
But since you brought up Wierd Science.
".....but first I'd like to butter your muffin."
"How 'bout a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray."
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Kelly LeBrock[:p][:p][:p]0 -
"I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on."
"Sneaky f--kin' Russian." (doh!)0 -
I think this is pretty good. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9HsfGJ5c40 -
And this is in my mind the greatest line ever:
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Add: thanks Floyd for a great idea, here's the youtube to it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOpjCVLnBJY0 -
In no particular order:
"Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed ****sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ******g godmother said it. Out-******g-standing." - R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket
"They speak English in What?" - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
"B****** leave." - Kurtwood Smith, RoboCop
"Say hello to mah lee'l fren'!" - Al Pacino, Scarface
"KHAN!!!!!!!" - William Shatner, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan0 -
"You ever seen the soap run down the crack of a mans ass and think....." 0 -
quote:Originally posted by matwor
"Son, you got a panty on yer head."
"Well, sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard."
"The doctor said her field was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase."
"I found myself driving by convienence stores........that weren't on the way home."
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
Anyone care to venture a guess where these came from?
Well okay then.
RA has a few of my favorites:
"Well, there's what's right, and there's what's right, and never the 'twain shall meet."
"You mean you boys broke outta prison?"
"No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance."
Did ya catch the POE/OPE reference?
Hmmm... one all-time best quote... gotta be True Grit:
"I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hang in Ft. Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?"
"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
"Fill your hand, you sonofabitch!"0 -
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. - Steve Martin, Bilko
Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself. - Barbatus, Antz0 -
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. 0 -
God tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure your fu**ed. 0 -
"Oh, son, you sold your everlasting soul to the devil?"
"Well, I wasn't usin' it!"0 -
HOGANS HEROS i see nothing 0 -
You know, punk, to me you're nothing but dog s**t. A lot of things can happen to dog s**t around here. It can dry and blow away or get stepped on and squished. So be careful where the dogs s**t you.
I didn't add quotation marks because it's been awhile since I saw the movie but that is close enough.
Bode0 -
"...don't piss down my neck and tell me it's raining" 0 -
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" 0 -
As long as we're bringing "Weird Science" into this.
"You're stewed buttwad! I'm telling Mom & Dad everything...I'm even considering making up some snit!" - Chet ( Bill Paxton)
Now for probably the truest words ever spoken on the big screen: "Don't ever marry an ugly woman, it will take the life right outta ya!" - Red in RoadHouse0 -
"I'm just on my way to Australia". Don 0 -
"Whaddya want fer breakfast, knucklehead?"
"Two pieces a boint toast and a rotten egg."
"Say, what kinda breakfast is that?"
"Ahh, I gotta tapewoim. That's good enough fer 'im."
Exchange between the legendary Columbia Pictures stars, Moe Howard and Curley Q. Link.0 -
"There's two kinds of people in this world and you aint one of 'em!"
"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself."
"Mister, we ARE the weirdos."
Guesses?0 -
"There's nuthin more worthless than a gunfighter that can't shoot PEOPLE!" ("Little Bigman") 0 -
"Yippee-kai-yay, motherf***er..."--John McClane (in the original--all the others are too contrived)
"...no matter where you go--there you are."--Buckaroo Banzai
"I aim to misbehave."--Mal Reynolds
"You're just full of s**t. There's the john. Okay?"--Detective "Tequila" Yun
And, my all-time favorite--
"Nuke it from orbit--it's the only way to be sure."--Sgt. Hicks0
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