Names you'd never name your child
Let's hear some. Male or female, doesn't matter. What are some names that you'll never EVER name a kid?
BTW, I know for a fact that I'm going to hear "Jake, Jacob and/or Zulu" at some point in this thread.
BTW, I know for a fact that I'm going to hear "Jake, Jacob and/or Zulu" at some point in this thread.
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My parents were thinking bout Urban.But fortunately they choosed my present name instead.
Urban sounds really bad in my ears.0 -
Were you aware that John Wayne's real name was "Marion Robert Morrison?"
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Izzat why he walked funny? [}:)]
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Rasputin.[B)] 0 -
My daddy called me DUMBASS so I wouldnt never call a kid that. Damn straight. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
Funny this subject would come up. I was just looking at girl names online today.
Here's the best I found today.
Talladega
I told Mrs. Plaid, if that's a name how about Daytona or Bristol.
It is so funny you pulled that one!
When I was pregnant with my daughter (who was conceived at at Watkins Glen on NASCAR weekend), I told a rather uptight friend of mine (kiddingly) that I planned to name my child after a track, and if it was a girl, she would be dubbed Talledega.
As it was, we named her Charlotte. Ends up we found a track name that works. It suits her perfectly.
She cringes when I tell that story.....
Names I would not name my children
Girls:
Ashley
Brittany
Tiffany
or anything else that implies a pretense to wealth, because although it may sound precious when a small child, professionally only conjures images of someone in the adult entertainment industry, to me, at least. (Apologies to all those Ashley's, Brittany's, and Tiffany's out there.)0 -
I know a kid named George who goes by the name Geo.
I've met many a Richard who goes by Rick.
I hate the name Hunter for a girl, and strongly dislike it for a boy.
My brother went to school with a Ronald McDonald. This was back in the early 60's before the clown character was around.0 -
A buddy named his first daughter Cassandra, which I thought was a heck of a name to saddle a kid with - he had no clue about the Greek myth.
quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
Cinnamon.
I know a Cinnamon who has done quite well for herself.0 -
I went to high school with a guy named Spike. I didn't find out until much later his given name was Percival.
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dated a girl named Spring
my friend gary was engaged to Destiny
taught a girl named Priscilla
college friend named Rubelina
had one date with a Delilah
and had a friend named Shawana (pro: shawna)
friends : Criston Blair & Ezekiel (zeke for short)ya don't wanna know his last name.0 -
Master Boliver Shagnasty Sockwad Esquire III. 0 -
Originally posted by blrmkr83
True story... My bosses mother-in-law was a nurse at an OB/GYN office in Rockford, IL. A new patient came in and she filled out the form for history of new patients. Under the section for previous children she listed two............
Lemonjello and Orangejello
We could never figure out what she should name the third one, Limejello or Grapejello or.........
That family must have moved to So Cal. We have arrested Orangejello and Lemonjello several times, I kid you not. They are repeat petty criminals.
They are pronounced "Or...anjello" and "Lem...onjello"0 -
We got a BOLO the other day for a homicide suspect named (true story)-
TEFLON
I doubt the charges will stick0 -
Id never name my kid Michael 0 -
austin, that was tooo funny
crystal knew the Cupp family, Richard and Stanley, there was a girl, but her name was not Dixie. she doesn't remember.0 -
Went to school w/ a Shirley Worley, and had a private named Harry Hass (pronounced just like you think it is) He was about 5'5", and had calluses on his knuckles from fighting every 3 minutes. [B)] 0 -
Alltime worst name ever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg0 -
Had a young gal come to the doors several years ago. Selling some ship so she could go to Hawaii.
Her name was "Special" what a misleading crock of ship that is. Her mother deserves 40 lashes.0 -
I used to work with a guy whose last name was Hester. He used to say that if he ever produced a daughter, he would name her Polly.
I know of a guy whose real first name is Ace. One of my patrons from back in my bartending days was named Rocky Mountain.0 -
Always was a John/Mary traditional name kind of guy. Ended up naming my daughter Angelica, though. Only name my wife and I agreed upon... 0
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