What to do when the Mormon's come around?????
I was sleeping today, I have to work tonight. About 2pm there's a knock on the door. I throw on some athletic shorts, no shirt, and look out the window in the door. Smiling back at me are 2 young mormon men. Awww, crap they already saw me. So I open the door, it's like 20* outside. My dog is going nuts so I'm not letting them in, didn't plan on it in the first place. They talked to me about the Prophet, asked me if I have a belief of my own. (Remember, I discovered Christianity a little over a year ago?) I told them yes,......da...da...da...da...da... They said they could come back later, "What is a good time?" I said, it's pretty much hit or miss as I work a wierd shift.
What do I say when they come back?
What do I say when they come back?
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Mormons are only one "m" away from being morons........
Merc (if you don't understand it........read it)
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quote:Originally posted by Warpig883
On another website I used to frequent there is a moderator who is Morman and tried to convert me over the internet a few times.
How'd that work out for them......:)0 -
My dad would open the door and tell them to wait a minute. Get the 870 Remington from the hall closet and jack it on the way back to the door. To this day I have no idea where they went so fast. I even looked for them. Same for siding salesman and Jehovah's Witness's. Never mess with a farm boy turned United Steelworker trying to sleep during the day. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxmike_2
quote:Originally posted by Warpig883
On another website I used to frequent there is a moderator who is Morman and tried to convert me over the internet a few times.
How'd that work out for them......:)
I just ignored it.
I was banned with prejudice so I can't really say if it still happens there.0 -
Fall to the floor, and begin spinning, twitching, gyrating around. Moan and wail while spitting up saliva, and scream "Must...find....new...host!!" Guaranteed to produce results.
Just kidding. Seriously, either hear them out, and if your not interested politely say no thank you. Most of them will respect that.0 -
Let's send them all to the middle east and let them convert the muslims... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Let's send them all to the middle east and let them convert the muslims...
My Muslim neighbors used to come over and try to convert me and my wife.
They got wisked away right after 9/11 because of money funneling to Iraq through their convienent store they owned.
The ambulance and cops were at their house atleast once every two months and one time he broke her arm in a fight. I would gladly trade those muslim neighbors for five Mormon neighbors.0 -
Mormons...offer them a beer or a Coke[:)]
JW's......tell them you're a Satanist[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
Cubs,
Your a married man, WHAT are you doing answering the door anyway?[:D]
Thats what the wife is for.[}:)]
[}:)][:D][:D][:0]
Don
BOOM!!!! Dat's what I'm talking about!! Nuff said!0 -
I have never had any problems with Mormons. When I lived in a regular neighborhood I told them (nicely) I'm not interested and they always left with out a problem. I now live in the country and it is posted. I tell them (nicely) I'm not interested and remind them nicely that a future visit would be tresspassing.
On the other hand I have never had a Jehovah's Witness leave when asked to. The last two that came by 5 to 10 years ago wouldn't leave so I arrested them for trespassing. When they heard me call the sheriff then they tool off fast. I couldn't believe the dedication the sheriffs had(mabe they were sick of being woke up on Saturday morning too). They really really tried to find them but the Jehovah's Witnesses were long gone. I guess getting arrested may be a regular problem for them.0 -
"Thanks. I'm really not interested. Have a nice day."
If that doesn't work, I simply close the door. Check that: if that didn't work, I would simply close the door, but it's always worked for me.0 -
A couple of those missionaries knocked on my door several years back. I reluctantly agreed to a visit at a more convenient time. They were very nice, as has been said, and I continued to have them return; I was a bit of a problem to them as I did not read the assignments in the scriptures or pamphlets. I showed no outward interest.answered questions with just a word or two. After a while I sensed a real love and concern for me.Why? I would not pray at the end of discussions or seemingly learn anything at all. Finally they convinced me to pray. For the first time since childhood I felt that God was hearing my prayer. Because of their visits I learned through the spirit that Jesus Is the Christ the Son of God . I had been a member of a church all my life, and for the first time I knew that God really exists and my religious questions were answered. I accepted God and tried to live his commandments. This saved my failing marriage and prepared me for many trials which I was about to face. I now pray with my family and read the scriptures daily.My daily existence is sustained by a relationship with God. Thank you for being nice to these young men or women. They are not paid, they sacrifice the best years of their life at their own expense to serve God. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Mercury
Mormons are only one "m" away from being morons........
Merc (if you don't understand it........read it)
[;)]
A statement like that indicates an intimate knowledge of what it is to be a moron.0
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