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  • dongizmo
    Ya know, I have been working in catalog sales so long, the list of things I have been asked is to long to list..........
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  • Rosie
    I still go by the old saying, "There is no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb answers" You are right on NUNN. I'm not saying I wouldn't buy from one of you bashers. However if I need to ask you a question you can bet your ass I WILL buy else where.
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  • scrollwork
    Are you people really as fickle as you act?

    for a minute there I thought I wondered into the little girls forum.
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  • dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by Rosie
    I still go by the old saying, "There is no such thing as dumb questions, just dumb answers" You are right on NUNN. I'm not saying I wouldn't buy from one of you bashers. However if I need to ask you a question you can bet your ass I WILL buy else where.



    I agree with you again. Don
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  • David Nunn
    quote:
    Originally posted by nunn
    quote:By the way, I just got off the phone with a feller who doesn't bid on auctions because it's a waste of his time. He wanted me to end an auction that had a bidder, and sell him a gun out from under the legitimate bidder, off the auction. Guess how polite I was?





    I hope you were as polite as you are here. Don

    The bonehead asked me to screw over a legitimate bidder, risk negative feedback, and circumvent Gunbroker, an institution that I hold dear. I didn't swear at him, at least. My response was something like, "If you want it, you will have to bid like everyone else." CLICK!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:By the way, I just got off the phone with a feller who doesn't bid on auctions because it's a waste of his time. He wanted me to end an auction that had a bidder, and sell him a gun out from under the legitimate bidder, off the auction. Guess how polite I was?

    I get this one occasionally...or "Will you close the auction and sell it for this amount?" If the lead comes from GB's auction site, the sale goes through GB's auction site. Period.
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  • Locust Fork
    Rosie....you are such a baby. With such a short fuse I'm supprised your head hasn't popped. I never complained about an actual confusing situation (such as a dutch auction....which I hardly EVER list because of how covoluted it gets.) But if I have ONE GUN listed for a frikkin PENNY and my shipping charges are right there for the world to see....$20.....why on earth should everything hang on whether or not I reciever or respond to the "friendly" e-mails. I'm a gun salesperson....one with three kids, a retail store, home business and NO....absolutely NO time for playing around. I don't want to make anyone fell all warm and fuzzy. I have every bit of confidance I will be fine because my prices are FAIR. I describe my sales accurately. I take tons of pictures....and I get the item to the buyer quickly. You can't beat that. You can hunt down the perfect seller in your eyes, but they won't be in business for very long if they seem to be any more understanding than the guys here are. The world seems to eat those guys. Those of us who get a little ticked off....actually have some time invested in these things and have grown tired of some things....but we're still here.


    Nobody is complaining about a PARTICULAR person....just pointing out little things that annoy us. Like the idea that an e-mail is a paper-trail....not really. The fact that I have a registered user name with all of my information, credit card, FFL, personal info that is affiliated with my auctions.....AAAAAND......the buyer has all of his/her info registered with the site is more substantial than any message. Because I listed the item....the buyer bids and wins....that is enough and not any more powerful than an e-mail. I have too many actual LEGITAMATE questions to answer to have to sort out things at the end of a simple listing. I think of these rediculous sorts of questions as 10 minutes away from my kids....not helping an actual buyer recieve the item. Rosie's situation was different, but still glad such a fuss-but won't be looking at my penny auctions with no reserve!!!! If this little post got you that upset I'm afraid to do business....
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  • Kodiakk
    I always ask for the total price and if their shipping information is correct. Call that annoying if you want. I call it making sure we're on the same page and that our ducks are in a row.

    I don't understand the mentality of a person bothering you when they are trying to give you their money. Customer serivce is expected from me if I'm giving my money.

    As a customer I honestly don't give a damn how busy your life is. I guess I'm the odd ball since I expect a seller to be decent and a little customer service. If you're selling something you should expect to deal with people and not just collect their money. [V]
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  • Locust Fork
    This has nothing at all about being decent. I don't mind a phone call....my number is right there if you want to call me and be certain I am a legitamate seller. I sometimes have 100 e-mails a day (at least half of them are junk) I can't set things up to scan for these crappy e-mails because it JUST MIGHT throw away my buyer's messages. It ticks me off to no end to have rediculous mess mixed up with my ACTUAL questions. I just might lose a sale because I didn't get the message in all of the deleting crapola. In the middle of all of the REAL questions to have someone think we have "bonded" over something so simple as an e-mail is crazy....and a waist of time for both parties. If you want to get to know your seller before you buy.....call them. An e-mail is no way to ease your mind before sending a check. I could portray myself as anyone using a computer.....just look at some of these posts. Phone calls are the way only way to get the results wanted by asking "how much and to who"....because if you actually don't know your total and to who you don't need to be buying on line. If you are trying to assure yourself that you aren't sending your money to a Pakistan internet sales ring.....call the seller and have a few words!!!!
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  • hunterws
    The people on here that can't spell, and are so uptight with over inflated egos are just laughable, although, I suppose some of these sellers resemble true hillbillys that don't shop in those fancy stores.

    Sellers to maybe avoid, if they come off looking like ... well ...
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  • hunterws
    yeeeeeeeeeP, I gots guns fer sale bubba, how many you need? Just don't bother me with none of them thar dumbdumb questions, mmmK?

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  • Cutiegirlracing
    I've gotten my share of "dumb" questions also. I'm alway happy to answer questions through. I even don't mind the tire kickers. It's all in the name of doing business.
    I sold a Jeep not too long ago and was still getting calls long after it was gone. 1 woman ask me if I sold it and I told her yes. She then ask me if the sale fell though, if I would hold it for her. I told her it had been gone over a week and the money/title exchanged was already done. She call me a few days later and ask me if it was still sold. I told her yes, but call her a couple days later, after I found a couple Jeeps that were close to what I had. I email her those ads.

    I had a Camaro a couple wanted to see, but wasn't sure it they wanted it. They ask me if I would bring it to them and let them see it. They were a 6 hours away. I agree, but they had to paid for fuel regardless of purchase or not. They gave me fuel money but didn't buy it. I was polite and they were a very nice couple. But never again, almost 14 hours on the road for fuel. I sold the car couple days later.
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  • smellslikemichigan
    some people want to learn how to fish... other people want you to give them the fish.
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  • Rosie
    Thats it Locust, keep on calling buyers names. Should really help your sales. If you don't want to take ten minutes away from your kids then stay home with them and be a mother. I wrote a long reply on here but deleted it. I may be a baby but I'm still a gentleman and won't say the things I typed unless pushed.
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  • AZEX
    If a potential buyer is too lazy to read important items like "quantity", or if they solicit me to break the laws regarding interstate transfer, or if they offer me some podunk dipwad gunshow price on some POS WASR and expect me to sell one of my well made guns for the same price, then they are UNWORTHY of my products.

    Plain and Simple. If that puts sand in Rosie's vag, so be it.

    D.
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  • Rosie
    One more on my list.
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by Rosie
    One more on my list.
    We have lists also.[:)]
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  • scrollwork
    I have been following this thread closely because I am in sales and like to see annonomous viewpoints.

    I will say also that for every Rosie type customer there are 99 more
    straight forward customers that come in and do not have an axe to grind.
    The Rosies are always more trouble than they are worth and take time away from the other 99 customers.
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  • Kodiakk
    quote:Originally posted by spryor
    quote:Originally posted by Rosie
    One more on my list.
    We have lists also.[:)]


    OOOOOO did I make a list? [:D]
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  • 35 Whelen
    Rosie, you do realise that this is, in fact, NOT Burger King. You may not get it YOUR way![xx(]
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  • flyingtorpedo
    quote:Originally posted by 35WhelenClassic
    Rosie, you do realise that this is, in fact, NOT Burger King. You may not get it YOUR way![xx(]


    Funny as hell! [^][^]

    I don't spend much time on the general discussion page but this one really caught my eye. I don't mind answering actual questions. But since you can get on the computer, find gunbroker, and search for an item, I expect you to know how to read and not ask me something I clearly stated in the auction. If you are too stupid to read, then I don't want to get into a transaction with you. Who knows, you may sned my money to the wrong place when you are trying to read the address and put it on the envelope.
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  • Rosie
    I already got it my way! [:)] My intention was to get 1000 reads on this without getting poofed. I did. OH by the way I can sned. Can you spell? I am serious about the question part though. If you are too busy or feel you are much too superior to me to answer my questions then my money is too good for you. Funny thing about money. It seems to have a compulsion to follow people who are polite and patient. [;)]
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  • hunterws
    quote:Originally posted by flyingtorpedo
    quote:Originally posted by 35WhelenClassic
    Rosie, you do realise that this is, in fact, NOT Burger King. You may not get it YOUR way![xx(]


    Funny as hell! [^][^]

    I don't spend much time on the general discussion page but this one really caught my eye. I don't mind answering actual questions. But since you can get on the computer, find gunbroker, and search for an item, I expect you to know how to read and not ask me something I clearly stated in the auction. If you are too stupid to read, then I don't want to get into a transaction with you. Who knows, you may sned my money to the wrong place when you are trying to read the address and put it on the envelope.


    Funny as heck you made a typo in your rant. Oh no, you'll ship my item to the wrong address. ""flyingtorpedo"" isn't even a registered seller on gunbroker ... no wonder some of these people talk a little ... brash.

    Gunbroker should link sellers posts to their auctions, and viceaversa, then maybe there would be some integrity on both fronts.

    I overlooked someones shipping rate they listed on the auction, asked them how much it was and was told 'it says it in the auction, but it's $6'. I replied 'oops, sorry .. and thanks!'.

    I have money to spend, and am interested in your item, for you to blow off potential sales is not only ignorant and arrogant, it's taking food out of your kids' mouths.
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  • salzo
    quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
    The only one that gets on my ever-lovin-nerves is the "what is my total and where do I send payment?" I get asked some of the most rediculous mess....but if you are smart enough to work a computer and old enough to own a gun....why the heck is it so hard to get my address and add the listed shipping charge and send the payment out without e-mailing me?????





    Ohh man. You sure as hell wouldnt like a buyer like me. I ALWAYS request that information before sending payment. For all I know, the contact information is old, and was never updated. If I am sending money to someone, I want to confirm who I am sending payment/ ffl to, and I want his address confirmed.
    I am going to send some guy on the internet some money, who I dont even know, without confirming who and where he is? Fuggedaboudid.
    Matter of fact, I usually email sellers BEFORE I bid-I really want to know that I am dealing with an actual person, and not some listing that has been there for 3 years, and for all I know, the person who listed the auction died 3 years ago.
    Most sellers that I have dealt with do not have a problem with this, or at least realize that they have a potential buyer on their hands, and there really is no point in not giving him the simple info he has requested.
    I asked one seller for the serial number, OR PARTIAL SERIAL NUMBER of a gun he was selling. Smart ass told me to buy the gun, and then I could read the serial number myself. Sent him an email, politely telling him his smart ass remark cost him a sale. He then lectured me that there was no reason for me to have the serial number prior to purchase. I explained to him, that a lot can be known about a gun by its serial number, that certain models of guns had certain features depending on when they were made, and the serial number would supply that info. I then explained to him that the gun he listed, and the description he gave did not match up, because it had certain features that did not make sense for that time period. (I have to tell someone who sells firearms this??)
    He finally sent me the serial number, huffing and puffing- I told him to take the gun and serial number and shove it up his azz.
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  • Locust Fork
    Salzo...you are right. I would LOVE a buyer like you. I don't mind questions. I have no earthly idea how anyone could find any sale of mine that was over 7 days old...much less 3 years old.

    I answer any and all questions I get....even the rediculous ones. The fact that I sell my items for a penny with no reserve....post detailed pics of every sale....send a detailed e-mail at the end of the sale with step by step instructions with EVERY phone number and address anyone could ever need to contact me....means that a lot of the problems that COULD occur don't.

    Salzo...your post tells me that you haven't read the entire thread. Your post tells me that you are trying to get the "warm and fuzzy" bonding feeling through e-mails....and I have posted my thoughts on this whole idea. Internet sales are NOT like any other type sales. If I were a buyer I would do my homework...but an e-mail with pointless questions is no way to set your mind at ease when it comes to buying from a salesperson.
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  • spryor
    I, like LF, do answer all question...even the goofy ones.lol

    But when it's one asking how much shipping is, i make it a point to say

    "As outlined in our auction text ....."[;)]
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  • drobs
    When working at the Gun Shop, and asked the question how much a gun had been shot, I always answered it was owned by a little old who only drove it to church on Sundays.
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  • hunterws
    quote:Originally posted by spryor
    I, like LF, do answer all question...even the goofy ones.lol

    But when it's one asking how much shipping is, i make it a point to say

    "As outlined in our auction text ....."[;)]


    As a buyer spryor, if you answered that way to my question, that would be great, it is not demeaning and lets me know I overlooked it in the auction. To me, reply time is most important.
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  • spryor
    Well, it wasn't really meant to be demeaning...just kind of a wake up
    call..[:)]

    Since this is what i do, all day/everyday my response time is hard to
    beat too.
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  • salzo
    Locustfork- You are right, I did not read the entire thread.
    As far as the three year listings- I was refering to those listings that keep regenerating over and over again. I dont know if there is some "automatic relisting" feature for sellers-but when I see that, I just think there might be some issues, and I just want to be certain. I see the same savage rifle come up from the same seller, and it has been doing so for a long time- for all I know, that gun was already sold, and he just "fprgot" to pull it off the auction.
    And when I email a seller prior to sale, it isnt to ask him a dumb question to get all warm and fuzzy- I have had legitimate questions about every gun I have bought on line. I do not buy many guns, when I do, I want to make sure I am getting what I am seeing.

    I checked out the link to your auctions-I was actually checking out the ithaca 16 guage this morning before I saw your link.
    Can you tell me if it works? Is it a 16 guage, and is it an Ithaca?[:)]
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