Let?s hear your funny phrases.
O.K. Guys, one each per post! Short comparative phrases.
I get two because I started this topic!
?Slicker than snot on a doorknob ?
?Colder than a well-digger?s ass?
I get two because I started this topic!
?Slicker than snot on a doorknob ?
?Colder than a well-digger?s ass?
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One can short of a six pack. 0 -
Came unarmed to a battle of the brains. 0 -
If you cannot run with the big dogs stay on the porch. 0 -
That boy's cornbread ain't done in the middle.
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
What we have here is failure... to communicate.
Shoot the target until it changes shape or catches on fire.0 -
It?s better to be pissed off than pissed on! 0 -
lower than a rattle snake in a wagon track 0 -
lower than whale crap, and that's in the bottom of the ocean 0 -
I'd like to be a fly on the wall 0 -
Life is a bitch and then you die. 0 -
My boss use to yell at us when things were not going according to plan, "There we go again, we got the tail wagging the dog again!" 0 -
a couple from what my mom and dad would tell us kids [B)]
people in hell want ice water also
wish in one hand crap in the other see which one fills up faster
would not give him piss to take a pill with
nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
if brains were dynamite he could not blow his nose
I would pay a dollar to see that
if she had as many sticking out as was in she would look like a porcupine
why buy the cow when the milk is free
hotter than a two dollar pistol0 -
I ain't touchin' that with a ten foot pole, or a 5'6" Czech. 0 -
Busier than a one legged man in an as kicking contest 0 -
Couldn't find his azz with both hands. 0 -
Better than a sharp stick in the eye! 0 -
He's dead from the azz hole both directions. 0 -
Dumber than a sled load of hog crap being pulled uphill in the winter time. 0 -
Talking to a little boy neighbor who had been stung by two bees.
Do Bee's sting?
"I know two of them do"0 -
Busier than Bill Clinton in a sorority house. 0 -
that smell would gag a maggot
when God passed out brains you thought he said rain and hid under the table
god only made a few perfect heads the rest he covered with hair0 -
Just passing the time and passing the gas. 0 -
Couldn't count his balls three times and come up with the same number twice. 0 -
Strong as new rope
I heard that with my bad ear
Handy as a shirt pocket0 -
"Honey, hush"
I am, like Jerry Reed, from Atlanta but had never heard this one before. This is an old time Southern saying.
This is what Jerry said when he first laid eyes on the Trans Am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymgBDakPv_g0 -
...In Before The Lock,,,,
...'POOF'0 -
quote:Originally posted by montanajoe
...In Before The Lock,,,,
...'POOF'
[:D][:D][:D]0 -
Sweatin' like a lone Klansman lost in Harlem.
I'm pretty sure I coined that expression. I used it one day on the roofing crew and a brother called me on it. "You don't know nothin' about Harlem!" I said, "You're right I don't know much, but I do know it's almost all black and if a Klansman was lost there he'd be sweatin'."0 -
can't piss in my ear and make me think it's raining.. 0 -
I would like to buy him for what hes worth and sell him for what he thinks hes worth
spitin out words to see where they splatter
badges , badges , we dont need no stinking badges
go ahead make my day
for some of you real old timers [:D]
never look a gift horse in the mouth0 -
She was all fur coat and no knickers [:D] 0
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