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  • dheffley
    So far Tank has been a model citizen. I doubt it will last after he clears probation.
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  • mateomasfeo
    Tank is fine and folded tenderly into the loving arms of us Cowboy fans. He is home now, and doing fine, thanks. So is T.O., another one that wasn't supposed to change his ways.

    You may now go back to your Fathead of Rex Grossman confident your wayward "thug" brother Tank is in good hands.

    At least one of the Bears will get to go to back-to-back Superbowls!

    [}:)][}:)][:p][:D]

    Go Cowboys!!!


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  • iluvguns
    quote:At least one of the Bears will get to go to back-to-back Superbowls!



    The Packers have an ex-Bear playing for them?

    [:D][:D][}:)][:D][:D]
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  • David Nunn
    I miss Clint Murcheson and Tom Landry.

    Lance WHO?
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    I miss Clint Murcheson and Tom Landry.

    Lance WHO?




    I miss Vince Lombardi, Paul Brown, and Harvey Martin too. C'mon NUNN, change is inevitable.

    The one constant is I am always behind the Cowboys, win or lose.

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  • David Nunn
    Change is inevitable, to be sure, but it isn't necessary to disregard the morals clause that used to be in all the contracts, and hire amoral criminals.

    Most of these sports thugs, were it not for the God-given talent for which they have NO appreciation, would either be in prison or working the drive-up window on the night shift at McDonald's.

    Lance WHO?
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Change is inevitable, to be sure, but it isn't necessary to disregard the morals clause that used to be in all the contracts, and hire amoral criminals.

    Most of these sports thugs, were it not for the God-given talent for which they have NO appreciation, would either be in prison or working the drive-up window on the night shift at McDonald's.

    Lance WHO?




    This is different from everyday life, how? Different from college sports, how?

    Give me a break with the "morals" stuff. Just as many "moral problems" happened on Tex Schramm's and Landry's watch.

    As a matter of fact, the Cowboys have had no major problems with discipline in quite awhile.

    I am sure a bored Titans fan can chime in here and list them, so I don't have to...

    GO COWBOYS!

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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    David,

    Funny you should say that. Clint Murcheson, couldn't stand Tom Landry. He sold the team to Jimmy Jones, because he couldn't stand the play calling of Landry. However, he couldn't find it in himself to fire Landry for fear of how the fans would receive the news.

    Trinity +++
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  • David Nunn
    I don't like Jones either.

    Say, reckon I could spy me a chunk of land where I might like to put a nice sporting goods store? Reckon I could get the local government to pay for the land, and the building, and all improvements, all with YOUR money, and then deed it all over to me? And supposing some poor little old lady has a home on the chunk of land I want, reckon the local government could force her off her place, and pay her what they think it's worth? After all, the community as a whole will benefit from the new business, increased employment, more tax revenue, etc. Why shouldn't the local government run people out of their homes, and then decree that the taxpayers pay to establish a local business, and then give the property away to an already insanely rich business man?

    And I don't buy Papa John's pizzas anymore, either.
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  • He Dog
    quote:Dallas Cowboy Fans


    That's so gay![}:)][:p]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    I don't like Jones either.

    Say, reckon I could spy me a chunk of land where I might like to put a nice sporting goods store? Reckon I could get the local government to pay for the land, and the building, and all improvements, all with YOUR money, and then deed it all over to me? And supposing some poor little old lady has a home on the chunk of land I want, reckon the local government could force her off her place, and pay her what they think it's worth? After all, the community as a whole will benefit from the new business, increased employment, more tax revenue, etc. Why shouldn't the local government run people out of their homes, and then decree that the taxpayers pay to establish a local business, and then give the property away to an already insanely rich business man?

    And I don't buy Papa John's pizzas anymore, either.


    Puhleeze.

    Do you drive on public roads?

    Need to give those up too...
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  • David Nunn
    Nobody ever asked me to pay for a public road and then give it to a private business.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Nobody ever asked me to pay for a public road and then give it to a private business.


    Really?

    There is one right next door to my office!
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  • David Nunn
    So, what private business owns that road?
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    So, what private business owns that road?


    A lawyer!

    [;)]
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  • Mk 19
    quote:Give me a break with the "morals" stuff.

    Spoken like a true Lawyer[;)]
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  • allen griggs
    Wasn't Tank's "crime" posession of a pistol without having an Illinois Firearms ID card?
    The law that they locked him up on is unconstitutional.
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  • iluvguns
    quote:I am sure a bored Titans fan can chime in here and list them, so I don't have to...


    [:D][:D][:D][;)]

    Thing is, I REALLY enjoy watching the 'Boys play! All qb's should play with the attitude of Romo. Maybe when Jones sells the team, I can come back into the fold and be a fan once more.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    Wasn't Tank's "crime" posession of a pistol without having an Illinois Firearms ID card?
    The law that they locked him up on is unconstitutional.



    Spoken like a true lawyer!
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    eboydell,

    My bag, but there was a DE player back then named Jimmy Jones who played for the boys. He also caught an interception off of Jim Kelly in the 52 to 17 butt whipping, that he cashed in for a TD.

    Trinity +++
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    Tank is fine and folded tenderly into the loving arms of us Cowboy fans. He is home now, and doing fine, thanks. So is T.O., another one that wasn't supposed to change his ways.

    You may now go back to your Fathead of Rex Grossman confident your wayward "thug" brother Tank is in good hands.

    At least one of the Bears will get to go to back-to-back Superbowls!

    [}:)][}:)][:p][:D]

    Go Cowboys!!!


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    HEY! HEY! HEY!

    First of all, Rex Grossman is not a "Fathead".

    He is a MENTAL MIDGET!

    Get it straight.

    Not my words, but Ron Rivera, the former Defensive Coordinator, who the Bears fired because they lost the Superbowl, gave Rex that title.

    Second, just tell me who is the current National FOotball Conference Champs?

    That's right. It's the Chicago Bears, not the Dallas Cowboys.
    The Cowboys ain't nothing yet, except a team whose qb chokes in playoff games.
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  • iluvguns
    quote:AH! Let us not forget those five (5) Super Bowl VICTORIES

    AH! Let's see....when was their last Super Bowl win? Me thinks it was in 1995!!! This group of players hasn't won squat! Seems like I remember that they haven't even WON a playoff game since 1996. Wow! What a great run they are on! [:o)][:o)]
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    A true fan of any team doesn't have a "What have you done for me recently attitude".

    Any Dallas fan knows what this team has done since 1960.
    The Cowboys have put 10 players in the hall of fame.
    They have made eight (8) Super Bowl appearances'. (NFL Record)
    They have won five (5) Super Bowls, Tied with Steelers' & Forty Niners.
    (VI) 1971, (XII) 1977, (XXVII) 1992, (XVIII) 1993, (XXX) 1995.
    They have been Conference Champions ten (10) times.
    1966-67-70-71-75-77-78-92-93 & 1995
    They have been Division Champions eighteen (18) times.
    1967-68-69-70-71-73-76-77-78-79-81-85-92-93-94-95-96 & 1998

    Even through the current team has not had any personnel involvement in the teams past winning history, they are well on their way to setting new standards from which all future Cowboy teams will be judged by.

    Trinity +++
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Captplaid

    HEY! HEY! HEY!

    First of all, Rex Grossman is not a "Fathead".

    He is a MENTAL MIDGET!

    Get it straight.

    Not my words, but Ron Rivera, the former Defensive Coordinator, who the Bears fired because they lost the Superbowl, gave Rex that title.

    Second, just tell me who is the current National FOotball Conference Champs?

    That's right. It's the Chicago Bears, not the Dallas Cowboys.
    The Cowboys ain't nothing yet, except a team whose qb chokes in playoff games.



    My!

    Perhaps we will meet again, if Chicago can manage to win a couple. Then we can see who chokes on what.

    [:X]

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  • Big Sky Redneck
    Someone asked me when I was a little boy "who is your favorite football team?" I replied with "whoever is playing the Cowboys!"
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Pa Redneck
    Someone asked me when I was a little boy "who is your favorite football team?" I replied with "whoever is playing the Cowboys!"


    Are you the one that made that up?
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  • David Nunn
    Lance WHO???
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  • Captplaid
    Seriously who's lance? The team's gay mascot?
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  • David Nunn
    Lance Rentzel. He was a wide receiver for the Cowboys until he was arrested for exposing himself to a little girl. He was fired immediately. They didn't even wait to see if he would be convicted. That was that. That's why I said, "Lance WHO?" Because no one ever heard from him again. He was picked up by the Rams, but he was outta here, but fast.

    So, we should have heard, "Michael WHO?" among others, but we didn't. All that matters is how well they play. If you play well, you can be a drug using, drug dealing, raping, drunk driving, murdering low-life and still remain on the roster.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by nunn
    Lance Rentzel. He was a wide receiver for the Cowboys until he was arrested for exposing himself to a little girl. He was fired immediately. They didn't even wait to see if he would be convicted. That was that. That's why I said, "Lance WHO?" Because no one ever heard from him again. He was picked up by the Rams, but he was outta here, but fast.

    So, we should have heard, "Michael WHO?" among others, but we didn't. All that matters is how well they play. If you play well, you can be a drug using, drug dealing, raping, drunk driving, murdering low-life and still remain on the roster.


    Just cause the fun is gone for you, you don't have to suck it dry for the rest of us.

    Continue to dwell on Irvin and have a fun party. I will dwell on Emitt, Roger, Tom, Tony, Wade, Whitten, Troy, Randy, Dandy, Harvey, Lee Roy, Too Tall, etc., etc.

    There is not a profession on earth that doesn't have examples like you cite.

    Except maybe the clergy. [:0] You gonna down religion next?
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