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The Knife Cuts the Skin

mateomasfeo
I go in for the hernia job first thing in the morning, so Friday I should have some great narcotic induced posts!

I am more than a little nervous as I have never been put to sleep. At least not by an anesthesiologist!

Wish me luck you sentimental ba$tards!
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  • catpealer111
    Good luck with the operation. Any form of anesthesia makes me panicy.
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  • phillip
    You know there going to take pics of you and post them on some fettish website dont you?Hope all goes well.[;)]
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  • Flyin_Paulie
    FYI Mateo, the new preferred cocktail is Versed and Fentanol. I've had it many times and It almost makes you want to go back for more (surgery, that is).[:)]
    As a sidenote, don't trust any doctor who does a "rear end" exam with both hands on your shoulders.[:D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    No biggie Mat. I had it done 2 years ago(R) side. They put the "mesh" in, and i was back on the job in 3 days. I do lifting at work too... No probs.Best to'ya..[:D]

    Jeff


    While I'm there, can I just go ahead and opt for a full mesh abdomen? Will it stop a 9? Will it look like I have a six pack? Can you see the mesh through the skin, and if so, how big is the weave?

    Is it OK to get really drunk and show up for surgery? Should I wear scrubs in order to fit in?

    What shoes does one wear with scrubs? Should I shave all personal areas ahead of time?

    Do you tip? If so what is the standard? How do you tip while out, in advance or after when you settle up?

    These are the things I ponder...
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  • 1911a1-fan
    good luck, and ask him to do a vasectomy while your open, we can't have you breeding[:D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by phillip
    You know there going to take pics of you and post them on some fettish website dont you?Hope all goes well.[;)]


    Don't put ideas in my head, I might just post some tomorrow...

    Here.

    [:p]
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  • dcon12
    I hope everything goes ok for you and your wife is not an early widow. Don
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  • dolfan
    I had a hernia operation last April...got the mesh.

    Hang in there, don't be nervous, everything will turn out fine.

    BTW, the pain hits around 12 hours after the procedure, so you may not be posting on Friday.
    [:X][:X][:X]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    I hope everything goes ok for you and your wife is not an early widow. Don



    She's an RN and a friend of hours (an RN) will actually be there for the pre and post op.

    I'm done for...

    [:0][xx(]
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  • swamp_thing
    In light of that the boys may be in grave danger, Run Mateo Run.[:D]
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    I hope everything goes ok for you and your wife is not an early widow. Don



    She's an RN and a friend of hours (an RN) will actually be there for the pre and post op.

    I'm done for...

    [:0][xx(]



    That depends, is she hot? wifes hot friend washing the boys? hmmmm[}:)][}:)]
    I'm looking for a downside[8D][}:)]
    Just remember to tell the doc, vicoden ES.[:D]
    Don
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  • LaidbackDan
    Best wishes and prayers sent for a speedy recovery.

    I hope you are able to taste colors and see music on your Doctor prescribed chemical painkiller trip across the universe, or if you prefer a more socially responsible and acceptable wish "may you suffer very little Pain".
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  • tomahawk
    usually its a male orderly that shaves you, better let yer wife do it tonight[;)]
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  • sarge_3ad
    I had one those surgeries a few years back. Best little nap you'll ever get. Once they get you knocked out the nurses start peeking under the sheets. Next thing you know your photo of your manhood is stuck on the nurses breakroom wall for all to laugh at.
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  • watrulookinat
    Good luck to ya.[;)]
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  • Zebra
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    I sure hope they don't get you mixed up with the sex change operation going on in the next Operating Room..[:0]


    Imagine waking up looking like Chyna Doll! OUCH!
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  • kimberkid
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I am more than a little nervous as I have never been put to sleep. At least not by an anesthesiologist!

    Wish me luck you sentimental ba$tards!


    Good luck Matty ...

    (I'm not going to tell him about the cat my Dad had put to sleep when I was a kid ... it might make him nervous ... cause the cat never came back around)
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  • zipperzap
    Woke up in the middle of mine -
    raised up on elbows - said, "Hi
    guys - how's it going!?" Saw a
    bunch of surgical masks - with
    BIG wide eyes over each one -
    one masked face nodded to the
    anesthesiologist behind me - and
    whooosh! ... Nighty night!
    [:D](Ret.)
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  • SCorvers
    Something really pleasing with the thought of an attorney getting cut on.[:D]
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  • gun_runner
    Its a simple operation, Ive assisted in some and seen many. We like to play heavy metal in the OR, it makes the work much more tolerable............

    Im sure you will come out great!
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  • jwb267
    if you are not scared you are not human.
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  • mateomasfeo
    Well, it's show time!!

    Thanks for all the kind words.

    BONSAI!!!
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  • tazzer
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Well, it's show time!!

    Thanks for all the kind words.

    BONSAI!!!




    Good luck mato
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  • LOKO383
    sayin a little prayer for ya mateo....and also hope those pics don't end up on some web site..like.. revenge.com..when that male nurse shaves your ..."boys"..[:0]..here's hopin and prayin its almost over w/by now..Loko[;)]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    Darn, I was going to make a comment about them running the IV through your eye if they knew you were an attorney.

    Good Luck.


    Prayer sent.
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  • oldgunner
    It must be over by now. I hope it went well Mateo. Get back soon.
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  • allen griggs
    Good luck, I hope it goes well.
    I bet you get a big bottle of Percocet to take home. That stuff will knock you on your ass.
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  • He Dog
    You are probably getting them cut offthe surgery now, so this may be too late to help. I am from the '60's so I have experience in these things. Drugs are the answer! Ask for Hydrocodone. Be prepared for a lot of pain and about a 3 week recovery. Best Wishes!
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    aw.. i missed this post. hope all is well.
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  • fishermanben
    hope you don't get molested.

    Good luck matty!

    Ben
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