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  • select-fire
    Been knocked out twice by anesthesia. Sodium penathol.. count to ten.. well you won't make it to ten. Always had a nice looking nurse give it to me. Lord knows what goes on in the operating room. Safe journey and quit drooling while you asleep.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    What are doing with those season tickets?.....[:D] Good luck.
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  • Colt Super
    Best wishes for a positive outcome. I like pentothal.

    You will be OK.

    I'm looking forward to the drugged posts.

    Doug
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  • select-fire
    I sure hope they don't get you mixed up with the sex change operation going on in the next Operating Room..[:0]
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  • dongizmo
    Good luck Matt!
    Do you want me to come over and mow the lawn?
    Don
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  • Ramtinxxl
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    I go in for the hernia job first thing in the morning, so Friday I should have some great narcotic induced posts!

    I am more than a little nervous as I have never been put to sleep. At least not by an anesthesiologist!

    Wish me luck you sentimental ba$tards!




    And how will we know the difference? [:p]

    BTW, praying all goes well. [^]
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  • gbeggrow
    Hang in there boss! I'll send some messages to the "man upstairs" in your behalf.

    I have on the other hand been "put under" several times and all were not a problem at all. It was actually pretty nice. They give you the "cocktail" in your IV (as the mose recent nurse put it), and then you wake up. [;)]

    Just don't jump up when you wake up.....everything might fall out![:D][:o)]

    Just kidding Mateo![;)] Best wishes and check in when you can.[^]
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  • elkoholic
    We will be thinging about you.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Don't tell your doctor what you do for a living and you should be fine. [;)]

    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    Lord knows what goes on in the operating room.


    My surgeon says I'm a very gregarious "drunk" [:0]
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  • Wild Okie
    I had some major sinus surgery once. I decided I would breathe thru my buttocks before I would go thru that again.
    Well wishes and good luck.
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  • Sith Lord
    good luck[:)]quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    I go in for the hernia job first thing in the morning, so Friday I should have some great narcotic induced posts!

    I am more than a little nervous as I have never been put to sleep. At least not by an anesthesiologist!

    Wish me luck you sentimental ba$tards!
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  • texaswildman
    Geez - i hope you told them you were a store clerk, or a preacher, or a thief, or murderer, or something other than a lawyer.[;)]

    Not that I have anything against lawyers, but i hear they usually come out with more bruises and such....
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    We will be thinging about you.


    Thanks ELK!! And I hope you meant "thinking..."

    quote:Originally posted by Henry0Reilly
    Don't tell your doctor what you do for a living and you should be fine. [;)]



    quote:Originally posted by texaswildman
    Geez - i hope you told them you were a store clerk, or a preacher, or a thief, or murderer, or something other than a lawyer.[;)]

    Not that I have anything against lawyers, but i hear they usually come out with more bruises and such....


    I leave out the part about "personal injury." To them I am a prosecutor!!

    quote:Originally posted by gbeggrow
    Hang in there boss! I'll send some messages to the "man upstairs" in your behalf.

    Best wishes and check in when you can.[^]


    Thanks!

    quote:Originally posted by Ramtinxxl
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    I go in for the hernia job first thing in the morning, so Friday I should have some great narcotic induced posts!



    And how will we know the difference? [:p]




    Good point...


    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Good luck Matt!
    Do you want me to come over and mow the lawn?
    Don


    Sure! That john Deere ZTR will chase down even the most agile dog!

    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    What are doing with those season tickets?.....[:D] Good luck.


    If you check the Cowboy's home schedule you will notice that the surgery has been strategically placed during a gap in the schedule. I will be there for the first home game if I wake up!!
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  • tazzer
    [:D]ewww just thank of the things they are going to do to you and you wont ever know it [}:)][}:)][:D]
    but on a nicer not I hope everything goes good for you mato you have my prayers.

    tazz
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  • fishkiller41
    No biggie Mat. I had it done 2 years ago(R) side. They put the "mesh" in, and i was back on the job in 3 days. I do lifting at work too... No probs.Best to'ya..[:D]

    Jeff
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    Good luck Matt!
    Do you want me to come over and mow the lawn?
    Don


    Sure! That john Deere ZTR will chase down even the most agile dog!


    I'm not talking about that lawn[}:)]
    Don
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  • rider
    Nothing but good thoughts and prayers from here.......[:)][:)][:)][:)] Post again as soon as you can.......

    rider
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo

    I'm not talking about that lawn[}:)]
    Don



    Maybe we could work out a trade...
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Mateo -

    I wish you well with your new life as a woman.[:)]

    Just don't post and "before & after" pics[:D]
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  • HandgunHTR52
    Good luck Mateo.

    Look at it this way. You are getting a free high.

    Unfortunately it will only last for a few seconds and the hangover is a bitch![:D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by PBJloaf
    Mateo -

    I wish you well with your new life as a woman.[:)]



    Already starting to hit on me...

    Now I know how HBBG and CGR feel.

    [xx(]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by HandgunHTR52
    Good luck Mateo.

    Look at it this way. You are getting a free high.





    Free? Hardly!

    Remember, I am a self employed puke with a $5000 deductible!

    [:0]
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  • HandgunHTR52
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by HandgunHTR52
    Good luck Mateo.

    Look at it this way. You are getting a free high.





    Free? Hardly!

    Remember, I am a self employed puke with a $5000 deductible!

    [:0]






    The $5000 is for the surgery. The drugs are free.
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  • Ramtinxxl
    Oh yeah, I almost forgot. My pup, Jackson, had is nuticles removed this week--came through the anesthesia et al just fine--so it must be a good time for cutting on hounds.

    You should be fine. [;)]
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by HandgunHTR52

    The $5000 is for the surgery. The drugs are free.


    No, it's money for nothing, and the chicks for free!
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Ramtinxxl
    Oh yeah, I almost forgot. My pup, Jackson, had is nuticles removed this week--came through the anesthesia et al just fine--so it must be a good time for cutting on hounds.

    You should be fine. [;)]



    Woof.

    Arf!

    YELP!!
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  • swamp_thing
    Best wishes Mateo, you'll do fine. Might be a tad tender and grouchy for a few days, but you'll be hangin normal again soon enough. swamp_thing
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  • brier-49
    You must be a wimp,stay awake and watch.Hope it is laproscopic surgery,much easier after,you'll be back up and running in a week.
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]--MATT. NO JOST--GOOD LUCK OLD BUDDY, if your hound did OK. then so you--

    ---=JIMBO
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