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check out number 24. [:D]
I just now got that i forgot the link. Wow. [V]
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/82906469/0 -
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/web_animations/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
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Liberals are like slinkies. Not much good for anything, but it still makes you smile when you push one down the stairs. 0 -
I hope this works
"The smallest minority on earth is the individual, Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities" Ayn Rand.
"We cant be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans" President Bill Clinton USA Today March 11 1993 Pg. 2A0 -
Have You seen this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jBqgjBVAhA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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A father was walking past his five yr old daughter who was home sick from school and thought it would be funny to play the old "daddy's gonna eat your fingers bit with her. He took her hand and inserted it into his mouth. His daughter giggled histerically and the father was elated to hear his child laugh so enthusiastically. As the father began to walk away the little girl asked,
"Daddy, wheres my booger"?
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....0 -
This woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite...what's that???" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it hasa penis...AND a brain?"
when all else fails........................0 -
I've all ready cancelled all but one - I never keep more than one active.
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[:D][:D] Might be a joke, but there is probably a lot of truth in it.
These dolts communicate with talking points, parroting what they're told to say with little or no thought of what they are saying.
IF they're confronted with a question that is not outlined on their "Q" cards, they are stumped.
...Nothing over a credit card but when I was trying to sign up for SBC HighSpeed about 3 years ago, I spent from 9am until 12 noon just trying to get their net service! I went thru I don't know how many twits and TWO supervisors! The problem? I was not using THEIR website to sign up! Well, duh!!! They could NOT understand I did NOT have a provider to even GET to their website, oh man...[:D]0 -
Customer "service" annoys the crap out of me, too. Especially when the individual on the other end does not understand English. They outsource this stuff to India and Pakistan, then teach the operators enough English to answer the FAQs. If you give them a word that they don't understand, they will be confused. Have you ever heard one of them talk in a voice that sounds computer generated? It's incredible, because that's how they are taught to speak English. They speak exactly like the computer-generated voices, with the same pronunciation and inflection.
One easy way to get rid of telemarketers (I've done it many times):
when you answer the phone and they say "mumble mumble mumble mispronounce your last name" I just say, "I'm very sorry, I can't understand you. Will you please speak a little louder?" I have never had one answer me back. It's very nice.0
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