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What Line do U use to pick up women

wallie
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And if she does not fall for it, WELL!

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  • A J Christ
    If you were a bird, you'd be a broad breasted bed trasher.

    Fight, f*** or run.

    Well been married a long time and don't remember what used to work but recently they seem to want to pick me up, not sure whats with that.
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  • reloader44mag
    Meet Wallie
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  • jwb267
    what line do you use---- i use a 1" bull line, like em BIG [:D][:D][:D]
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  • R D Henry
    Wanna go back to my place and help me build a tricycle motor? [:D]

    It must have worked, we've been married for 20 years! [8D]
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  • GUNFUNCO
    They say milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?
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  • FrancF
    I never really needed a pick up line. The last two dogs that I had were chick magnets. Walk them by the beach, and boom! Thats how I ended up getting married.
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  • ReloadCM
    I'm not a guy, but the one that captured my heart had a nice smile, a great sense of humor, talked to me about gun history and the sparkling sky blue eyes had a little to do with it too. Oh yeah, I remember his brilliant pick up line now... "The sound card on my laptop doesn't work, can take a look at it and see if you can get it to work?"
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  • Sperry
    I'm fat,
    you're fat,
    lets schmuck.
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  • Marc1301
    Clothesline
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  • jabronij3
    is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see me in your pants!
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  • ripley16
    I don't say anything.
    I just lick some ice cubes in my drink.

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  • bpost
    Just how many 10's of thousands of dollars is it going to cost me to make you an Ex-wife???? [V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][V][xx(][xx(][xx(][xx(][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][V][V][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(]
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  • Jeepgod2002
    do you mind if I hang out over here until its clear back where I farted?
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  • Jeepgod2002
    hey, my mom has that dress!
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  • Jeepgod2002
    my orthopedic shoes would look great under you bed
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  • Swwbo
    Hummmm Some men just don't get it.
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  • lead
    WKRP in Cincinnati,
    all the guys are trying thier best lines on Loni Anderson and she's unimpressed. She turns to Les Nesman and says, "Les, surely you have a line, don't you?"
    Les nervously walks up to her and says, "Hi, I'm Les. I'm independently wealthy."
    Loni smiles, takes Les by the arm, and they walk out together!
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  • givette
    I have a keychain that says "DO ME" on it. Make sure she sees it. How she reacts, is where I go. Joe
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  • dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by drjew
    Hey, Cuz!!

    I thought that one only worked in Kentucky[:0][}:)]
    Don
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  • sarge_3ad
    I had girls swarm all over me one night. It was band night at a bar I worked at and around Christmas. I went to work dressed as Santa Claus, and they wouldn't leave me alone all night. Nice feeling.
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  • bigtire
    1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

    3. You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

    4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

    5. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

    6. At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

    7. Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

    8. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

    9. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

    10. Have you ever played naked leap frog?
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  • FWIW
    Damb girl!

    You're so hot, the only thing that could make you look better is my belt buckle stuck to your forhead [;)]

    So do you Spit or Swallow?
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