What Line do U use to pick up women
And if she does not fall for it, WELL!
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I dip my finger in a glass of water and then flick the water on the woman that captures my interest. I then apologize and suggest that she come home with me so I can get her out of those wet things. 0 -
"How about you come back to my place and I'll show you my man-size canalloni." 0 -
Wanna get a beer? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by eboydell
I cover my .45 with a napkin, and put it against her ribs. I tell her that no one has to be hurt if she does just as I say. At the time, I put a stocking over my head ,and speak in a really creepy voice. Boy! The girls are like puddy in my hands.[:p]
Yeah, speaking of girls and hands, I'm pretty sure the only ones you're "seeing" are Rosie Palm and her five sisters.0 -
"Gee... You shore don't sweat much fer a fat girl!"[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by eboydell
I cover my .45 with a napkin, and put it against her ribs. I tell her that no one has to be hurt if she does just as I say. At the time, I put a stocking over my head ,and speak in a really creepy voice. Boy! The girls are like puddy in my hands.[:p]
Very similar.....I use "Scream, and I'll kill you"0 -
"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, it would be nice if you were there" 0 -
As a former black ops member and a current mall directorate protective services officer I don't need a line to pick them up. They swarm all over me without me saying a thing. I then take them home and show them my BIG guns. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Dak To 68
"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, it would be nice if you were there"
Ha!
how about....
"That shirt looking very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd becoming too."0 -
The last woman I "picked up" I ended up marrying her.
Been 14 years now and can't remember the line I used.0 -
Last time I did, I use the wolf wistle on my car. She married me. 0 -
Hello, my name is Todd, My friends call me sausage. 0 -
quote:I was married to Satin's daughter once.
Was she anything like her sister Poly Ester?0 -
Get in the truck Biaaaatch![:p]
Trinity +++0 -
Hi (nice cheesy smile [8D])'Did you know aliens are abducting men with large 'd1ks'..my friends here are totaly safe... i may not be around for some time...fancy coming back to mine for a coffee ..[:D] 0 -
" I can't help but notice what lovely eyes you have. It looks like someone took the stars from heaven and jammed them into your face!"
If that works I follow up with "Hey baby, wanna go for high score on my Donkey Kong?"0 -
This one works every time.
"Hi. You're pretty.
My name is Dr. Ripley but
you can call me Dr.
The moon makes your eyes look pretty.
Could I buy you a drink...I'm rich.
I love walks in the rain and children,
can we go to bed together now?"
Works best if you wear a pink ascot and have on a gold pinkie ring.
Try it...no joke, it works.
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quote:Originally posted by ripley16
This one works every time.
"Hi. You're pretty.
My name is Dr. Ripley but
you can call me Dr.
The moon makes your eyes look pretty.
Could I buy you a drink...I'm rich.
I love walks in the rain and children,
can we go to bed together now?"
Works best if you wear a pink ascot and have on a gold pinkie ring.
Try it...no joke, it works.
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only one thing ya get in pink here , is a sore a88!![:0][:D]0 -
WHAT DO I GET FOR TEN DOLLARS?
i can't believe someone didn't beat me to it, in case you didn't know thats the famous line from "full metal jacket", and the start of "me so horny" by 2 live crew
nsfw {or jacob}[:D]http://youtube.com/watch?v=dsxKDP-L1Bs0 -
Does this rag smell like chloroform? 0 -
I got Lobster!!! 0 -
Excuse me!!! but your boobs are staring at my eyes!!!!!![:D] 0 -
nice ass, get in the truck! [:D] 0 -
Nice shoes... wanna....... 0 -
Hi! My name is BIG JOHN!
JM[:D]0 -
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"[;)] 0 -
My face is leaving in five minutes, be on it. 0 -
Hey, Cuz!! 0 -
I have money 0
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