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Here is my Contibution:

99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.
[:D]
Smile Mateo[8D]
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  • elkoholic
    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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  • Zebra
    A drug dealer is just an unlicensed pharmacist [:D]
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  • William81
    It's not mine officer, I'm just holding it for a friend...
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  • Sav99
    Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?
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  • elkoholic
    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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  • nemesisenforcer
    I believe in moderation in everything. . . including moderation.
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  • D1
    And remember, "Only users lose drugs".











    That is right isn't it?............users........lose........drugs. Yeah that's it. Now, where did I put that....................?
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  • D1
    quote:Originally posted by nemesisenforcer
    I believe in moderation in everything. . . including moderation.


    And yes......we need moderators.
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  • elkoholic
    Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
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  • D1
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.



    I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • elkoholic
    Earth First!!! We'll mine the other planets later.
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  • Zebra
    Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
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  • elkoholic
    Assassins do it from behind. [:0]
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  • Zebra
    No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
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  • elkoholic
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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  • Zebra
    Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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  • elkoholic
    Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
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  • Zebra
    Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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  • elkoholic
    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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  • MVP
    Borrow money from a pessemist because they wont expect it back.
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  • elkoholic
    Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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  • elkoholic
    One more then I'm off to bed...

    Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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  • Zebra
    Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
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  • CapnMidnight
    Defeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea's mama.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    If you think nobody cares that your alive..... try missing a couple car payments.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    If at first you dont succeed.... skydiving is NOT for you.
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  • Mk 19
    I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better
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  • Zebra
    Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
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  • leftytwoguns
    Democracy-
    60% of the time, it works every time.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.
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