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MVP
Add a One Liner Funny to the thread if you got one.

Here is my Contibution:

99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.
[:D]
Smile Mateo[8D]
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Money can't buy love...... But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
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  • HandLoad
    Middle Age is when you really "Get Cracking": your knees, your neck, your back...

    Speaking of Pharmacists, Drugs, Booze, etc: "Better Living Through Modern Chemistry"
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  • Wild Okie
    ALL EXTREMIST SHOULD BE SHOT
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  • guns-n-painthorses
    To all you virgins, thanks for nothing!


    Got Guns?
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  • dan kelly
    a gun in the hands worth two in the safe
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  • 11b6r
    When in doubt, empty the magazine.
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  • codeman
    Behind every successful man there`s a woman-- rolling her eyes.
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  • gjshaw
    Young girl to a old man, That would be an assult with a dead weapon.
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  • mongrel1776
    Old age and treachery will always defeat youth and skill.

    Finally old enough to have that work for me, and I am not happy about it [;)].
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  • He Dog
    My wife said it I bought one more gun she was gonna leave me. Shore gonna miss that woman.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Its always darkest before the dawn. So if your going to steal your neighbors newspaper, thats the time to do it.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    There are two theories to arguing with women..... neither one works.
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  • nemesisenforcer
    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
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  • MVP
    quote:Originally posted by nemesisenforcer
    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

    And I as a Human didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to just eat vegetables.
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  • buschmaster
    outside of a dog, man's best friend is a book. inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
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  • mrseatle
    It's always the End of the World... for someone... somewhere.
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  • mongrel1776
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    quote:Originally posted by nemesisenforcer
    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

    And I as a Human didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to just eat vegetables.

    We're not at the top of the food chain. The worms are.
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  • LaidbackDan
    Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.
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  • divecop
    I got a gun for my wife.......best trade I've ever made.
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  • jimdeere
    "A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
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  • JustC
    play with sheet long enough, and you'll get some on ya

    throw enough sheet at the wall, and some will stick

    The older I get, the better I was.
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  • givette
    Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
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  • ChetStafford
    A wedding is nothing but a funeral in disguise
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  • redneckandy
    I never sweat the petty things,but always pet the sweaty things[:D]
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  • MrOrange
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    Don't use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.

    Eschew obfuscation.
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