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  • Cubslover
    Dude where's my car.

    I hate that movie.
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  • RustyBones
    Plenty in the kung fu genre that could apply. Plan 9 is bad, yes, but it is very watchable due to the comedic appeal. There are some bad movies that have no redeeming value, mostly sci-fi movies of the same era.
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  • zipperzap
    Actually, believe it or not, Plan 9 was a serious film effort by Wood.
    He ran out of $$$ half way through - and of course the main
    character (recognize him?) died two thirds the way through the
    film. He couldn't afford to back out - barely broke even, I believe.
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  • SuburbanNoize
    an early jim carrey movie called rubberface.
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  • jimbowby
    [8D]-How about "Water Boy"-yegods !!

    --The man from planet X --

    --[:(][:o)]--JIMBO
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  • RustyBones
    yeah another key feature, bella legosi's cut scene in the cemetery, which had no bearing on the movie. it appeared 3 or 4 times.
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  • MosinNagantDisciple
    Manos - Hands of Fate
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  • Queen of Swords
    Any Pauly Shore movie.

    Used to love a show called "Mystery Science Theater 3000," the basic plot of which was a guy and his robot companions watching and cutting up really bad movies.
    Man, some of them were really BAD....
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  • RustyBones
    I love mst3k, need to find it on dvd. thanks for reminding me.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    recently "wicker man" was pretty bad, then "in the bed room", followed by "A.I. artificial intelegence", and "spawn"
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  • zipperzap
    We're going to Stardust today - I hope it stays off this list ... later on in the afternoon!
    [:o)]
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  • Captplaid
    8mm.

    Some push the edge. This one went over the edge and didn't need to be made.
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  • zipperzap
    Shoulda told Wood!
    [:o)]
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  • SuburbanNoize
    quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
    8mm.

    Some push the edge. This one went over the edge and didn't need to be made.


    Yea right 8mm was an intense movie!
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by SuburbanNoize
    quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
    8mm.

    Some push the edge. This one went over the edge and didn't need to be made.


    Yea right 8mm was an intense movie!


    It's the only movie where I left the theater feeling messed up in the head. Probably doesn't have the same effect watching it on the small screen. We had no idea it was so twisted and perverted going in. We were living in a motel and wanted to go see a movie. We always liked Cage movies before that one.
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  • buschmaster
    Blood Games.

    some busty, scantily clad babes lose a softball game, going home their bus breaks down in the woods, they see the guys that beat them at softball, so they get their revenge!

    there was another one I thought was called "Blood And Steel" but that's not it... karate guy has to save his kidnapped girlfriend (fat and ugly) from some other karate guy. the whole movie is soo stupid it makes you laugh.
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  • buschmaster
    home movie of rosie o'donnel being born
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  • Fatstrat
    "The Thin Red Line".
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  • RustyBones
    We are thinking of seeing stardust this evening too. i hope it has some originality, may be hard considering how fresh harry potter, lord of the rings, and narnia are on everyones mind. it does look promising though.
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  • Colonel Plink
    Eyes Wide Shut.

    The only saving grace was Nicole Kidman in her panties.
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  • slipgate
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    Eyes Wide Shut.

    The only saving grace was Nicole Kidman in her panties.


    +1000! I was just going to post that but you beat me! I considered suing the producer for wasting my time.
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  • Rockatansky
    "Titanic" though i haven't seen it.
    "Hart's War"
    "Rush Hour 1,2,3"

    And here's a list I keep in my bookmarks:

    http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
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  • zipperzap
    quote:thesneakyrussian:

    "Titanic" though i haven't seen it.

    OK ... I'll bite - why?
    [:D]
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  • RustyBones
    cmon, there is that interesting 'painting' scene
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  • iceracerx
    ANYTHING by Michael Moore
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  • Isurelkegns
    I really hated "Natural Born Killers" and any movie with Will Smith is up there as well.
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  • allen griggs
    The worst movie ever made is "Black Devil Doll from Hell," a story of a virginal, Christian Bible reading black girl who buys a 3 foot high black male puppet at a garage sale, and, let us just say, he breaks her in. Here is a c and p all about this amazing film.

    BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL (1984)
    Directed by Chester Turner
    Truegore Video DVD-R
    Reviewed 07.28.05
    Buy it from Truegore Video!

    THE FILM
    Finally, someone's gonna set the world straight. We all know that if you have sex, you're headed straight to hell. We all know if you defile the Bible, you're going straight to hell. So what happens to poor Helen when she enjoys the pleasures of a small, wooden friend and throws her Bible in the trash?

    Helen: "I didn't know it could be this beautiful...it really happened...it was marvelous."

    Black Devil Doll From Hell: "How d'ya like that, bi***? I'm gonna give ya a lesson in pain! I'm gonna f*** you!"

    Helen: "Oh yes, my puppet..."

    Breathe easy, friend! It's Black Devil Doll From Hell, the early shot on video (SOV) blaxploitation cesspool from mysterious auteur Chester Turner. Easily the most vile, scummed up, deranged, and hysterical film to ever be scored with a Casiotone CT-310, Black Devil Doll's flamboyance cannot be overstated. Forget the tug between "good" and "bad" filmmaking; there's nothing else like this anywhere on the planet. And there never will be again. In some far off bizarro world, Dave Chappelle and John Waters got together over lunch, shot the s***, and left with a napkin-scrawled script. One camcorder later and...well, you do the math.

    Six minute opening credit sequence, complete with dorm room guitar wailing. A fine Sunday at mass. Religious knick-knack montage. And away we go! Helen (Shirley L. Jones) is a God-fearing church goer, forever supressing her "fornicating" desires. After the chance discovery of a rasta-fied ventriloquist dummy in an antique shop, Helen lets it loose. Enticed by the shopkeeper's hard sell ("It will grant any heartfelt wish...and always returns to the store."), Helen grabs the doll and heads for home. The doll sets up shop in his new digs -- on top of the toilet. That's also where Ms. H wraps the little guy's arms in nylons, saying "These will make you a shade darker..." Helen soaps up in the shower, begins fantasizing about forbidden experiences with her new friend. Suppress, Helen, SUPPRESS! Too late. That night, the Devil Doll awakens. Love is in the air. Can Helen handle the carnal juggernaut that is Black Devil Doll?!

    Is it offensive? No question. Is it hilarious? Most certainly. Will I ever watch it again? Uh, probably not. Nevertheless, Black Devil Doll remains relentless in its hilarity for a full 73 minutes, hitting new lows in sustained SOV dirtiness. From the painfully stupid religious morality to the lowest of low in extended, ghetto hump scenes (boobs, sweat, puppet, nothing else), director Turner lays the skank on thick. Witness a little kid standing in for the Doll's movements (!); extended disco jamz at hole-in-the-wall joint Elmo's Lounge; pre-sex smoke bombs in the doll's mouth; a long, wet puppet tongue, covered in mayonnaise...you know, the works! Impossible to summarize and exhaustive overall, this film is degenerative 80s sleaze at its most bizarre; filthy, but unthinkable to take at face value.

    And what about the guy who actually made this?! Chester Turner went on to video-cam the impossible-to-find Tales From The Quadead Zone a few years later. My mind can only shiver at the thought of a follow up film...

    AUDIO AND VIDEO
    Truegore's DVD-R looks and sounds excellent, as if the shrink-wrap was cracked open fresh in 1984. A few video drops pop up, but that's real authenticity if you ask me. Compression artifacting was nil. Aside from a never-touched VHS tape, I doubt this film will ever look much better.

    EXTRAS
    About forty minutes of blue screen tape roll, if you must know.

    FINAL THOUGHTS
    Do you even need to ask? Perhaps the ultimate degenerate party film, the odd sleaze of Black Devil Doll From Hell must be seen at all costs...at least once. Sure, you might feel downright gross afterwards (Helen cleans the house!), but we all have to make sacrifices for the higher cause. Right, Helen? Helen...?
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  • tobefree
    "Gone With The wind" biggest piece of crap of all times... In the 1860s a woman like Scarlett would have been left rotting in a swamp... give me a break!!!
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  • trooper86
    Army of Darkness. That movie was a total waste of celluloid and/or videotape.
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by trooper86
    Army of Darkness. That movie was a total waste of celluloid and/or videotape.


    are you kidding? that's classic along with "dead alive". but to each his own.

    How can you not like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAgRP6NHVvs
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