I'm lonely

owen219

November 15, 2007 05:00

I had a friend at work who was not married and was always able to speak of frequent exploits with many different women on a frequent basis. I was amazed at his abilities with women and enjoyed his knowledge and stories. One could eventually tell,over time, that it was all really true. I was at lunch one day and I saw my buddy with a lady and obviously it was one of his very friendly lady friends. As I got closer getting ready to say hello I suddenly realized the key to his success. She had the great body that any man would want but the head needed the sack. A real ombre above the neckline and a dentist dream of retirement. It wasn't a few weeks later when I saw Ed on the street at an odd time of the day and asked him where he was headed. Ed was always very honest and told me he was headed to the public clinic for a shot. Come to find out Ed was a regular at the public clinic for VD problems. As time went on I saw some of his other lady friends and confirmed that they were always of the same caliber as the first one I saw him with. Great bodies but sack-ups every time. He once told me that he didn't hesitate to ask a lady stranger if she wanted to XXXX. Ed said the worst that happens is a slap and huff with a quick departure. He also said it was worth it as he had more takers than slappers. I found that his choice of women to approach was always the ones that most no one would approach and that was the key to his success. Later Ed and I went in on a house rental partnership in a rough neighborhood. Our renter was a lady bartender that really could not afford the payments. But Ed seized the opportunity and made a deal with her to subsudize the rents for visitation rights. Never had a late payment and Ed and the bartender (typical Ed caliber looker) had a great relationship for years. Needless to say ole Ed kept his prostate eased out on a regular basis but the VD probably took it's toll one him eventually. I lost contact with Ed over the years but learned how he flourished using lower standard with women. Not my choice but Ed was certainly happy and found many lady relationships quite easily. owen219

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ObiWan

November 15, 2007 05:43

There's tens of millions....maybe hundreds of millions of women on Earth that would love to be with an American man.

Get tickets to the Phillipines.[:p] $1000 round trip from LAX to Manila.

You'd wear your chile out. Cheaper than marriage. Repeat twice a year.[}:)]

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gbeggrow

November 15, 2007 06:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjzf67LFSJ8

quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I seriously need some female (human) companionship...

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chollagardens

November 15, 2007 08:43

I see that you listed your Occupation as Infantry. As a resident of San Diego Ca. I have seen the military looking for love in all the wrong places and not too happy about it. When I returned from Viet Nam I was atationed at Ft. Lewis Wn. The first thing I did was register at Tacoma Community College, located miles away form Ft Lewis. That was enough to make me a happy guy. I also would hang around a nursing school that was mostly female students. Figure out any occupation/activity that is mostly female, find out when and where they go to lunch/ect and go to lunch/ect when and where they do. It is all a matter of exposure (figurative not literal[:o)]). Oh yeh. Don't have a bunch of friends with you. I kept TCC to myself but brought friends to the nursing school and that worked out OK.

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Blade Slinger

November 15, 2007 09:02

Women are like patato chips[:0]

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Mk 19

November 15, 2007 09:20

You could always order up a "russian bride", there are a bunch of web sites for that[;)]

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whiteclouder

November 15, 2007 09:59

quote:Originally posted by Mk 19
You could always order up a "russian bride", there are a bunch of web sites for that[;)]

And wind up with sneakyrussian's mother. Eeevnink Vare.

Clouder..

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Mk 19

November 15, 2007 10:15

quote:quote:

Originally posted by Mk 19

You could always order up a "russian bride", there are a bunch of web sites for that

And wind up with sneakyrussian's mother. Eeevnink Vare.

Some don't seem to be too bad, they might even put up with Jake[;)]

http://www.chanceforlove.com/main.php?action=details&do=details&id=0000003488

http://www.chanceforlove.com/main.php?action=details&do=details&id=0000004017

http://www.chanceforlove.com/main.php?action=details&do=details&id=0000003583

http://www.chanceforlove.com/main.php?action=details&do=details&id=0000003931

http://www.chanceforlove.com/main.php?action=details&do=details&id=0000004016

There you go Jake, the woman of your dreams could be in that list[:D]

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