I'm lonely
I seriously need some female (human) companionship...
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zulu, now listen son, you are being too picky, look for a gal thats having fun, look past the looks and into the heart. a homelier type , that can cook and work. they will apreciate you[;)][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I seriously need some female (human) companionship...
You're better off staying with the ewes. They never complain to go shopping.[:p]0 -
quote:Originally posted by gagirl
awwww I hate seeing a young cutie lonely... but Im married so I cant(wont) help ya out...[;)]
any sisters?[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
ZULU,
Try being in my shoes! Being a single person and a single parent of two young children makes it near impossible to ever go out and meet women!
To give you an idea how bad it is:
It has been so long for me that even Rosi Odonell is starting to look good![xx(][:(]
Oh puleezee!!!!
Having children only proves that you "put out," pal.....[:D][;)]
I'd be happy to put out if I could only get an evening out to find a lady also willing to put out![;)][:D][:o)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
zulu, now listen son, you are being too picky, look for a gal thats having fun, look past the looks and into the heart. a homelier type , that can cook and work. they will apreciate you[;)][:D][:D][:D]
Thats right, marry an ugly woman. That way when they leave you, you won't care. Don0 -
I'd be happy to put out if I could only get an evening out to find a lady also willing to put out!
They say there is this wonderful thing, I believe it's called a babysitter...[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
I'd be happy to put out if I could only get an evening out to find a lady also willing to put out!
They say there is this wonderful thing, I believe it's called a babysitter...[:D]
Are you suggesting GRD engages in wuteva activities with the babysitter?0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
I'd be happy to put out if I could only get an evening out to find a lady also willing to put out!
They say there is this wonderful thing, I believe it's called a babysitter...[:D]
Are you suggesting GRD engages in wuteva activities with the babysitter?
Hey, as long as she is of age, whatever works....
From the sounds of things, being picky is not his priority.0 -
Zulu - drive down to 4 bears and pick up some chicks....[xx(] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
I'd be happy to put out if I could only get an evening out to find a lady also willing to put out!
They say there is this wonderful thing, I believe it's called a babysitter...[:D]
Are you suggesting GRD engages in wuteva activities with the babysitter?
Hey, as long as she is of age, whatever works....
From the sounds of things, being picky is not his priority.
So, then, Zulu just need to find a couple of kids somewhere so he can lure a female on premise of baby sitting.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
I'd be happy to put out if I could only get an evening out to find a lady also willing to put out!
They say there is this wonderful thing, I believe it's called a babysitter...[:D]
Are you suggesting GRD engages in wuteva activities with the babysitter?
Hey, as long as she is of age, whatever works....
From the sounds of things, being picky is not his priority.
So, then, Zulu just need to find a couple of kids somewhere so he can lure a female on premise of baby sitting.
If he has no intention of doing anything other than sit at his computer...
It....could....WORK!!!!!0 -
I am not a handsome man, plain average in looks, but tall. When I had a flat stomach, I could put on a nice set of clothes, go out, and ALWAYS find a date. If you take care of yourself, have a job, and can carry on a conversation, you will always do just fine. Then again, I never went for the hottest girl in the place. I've got no time or patience for some plastic drama queen. The toned lady with long legs and a law degree, though. . . Ahh, I miss the single life. There's something about taking an attractive woman's clothes off for the first time. Like every Christmas morning times 1,000. 0 -
Roboman revisited. Kid, you are fast approaching 8000 posts so you should consider getting out of the house once and a while and going out with some girls your own age rather than hanging around here, on a site where the members are 99% men.
Youth is wasted on the young.0 -
"If you wanta be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife"
-Harry
"She may be ugly, but she sure can cook!!"
-Doug
Why don't I listen to my own advice ??
Doug0 -
quote:Originally posted by kristov
Youth is wasted on the young.
Funny how we only realize that when we get a few years on us![:D]
Most folks here are correct though. In order to get with a woman, you have to go where the women are!!!0 -
Lonely is a passing fad. 0 -
I'm still lonely.... 0 -
you posted a pic of your girl friend while back where is she at? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
I'm still lonely....
http://www.buddhaweb.org/
You -- don't exist, therefore you can not be lonely. Also, we all are lonely but we're all one.0 -
quote:Originally posted by cowdoc
you posted a pic of your girl friend while back where is she at?
Not in my life. That was a very...VERY messy breakup.0 -
Posted - 11/14/2007 : 12:12:05 PM
Having a woman is like having a job. The only thing worse than actually having to contend with one, is wishing you DIDN'T.
I had a buddy that had three or four,( woman),. Now that was fun to watch. If the one I have dies, I don't think I'll be looking for another.Once around the park is more then enough. I like peace and quiet.You can't have peace and quiet with a gal around.0 -
Stay single! Its way easier to deal with. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Turbo72
Stay single! Its way easier to deal with.
+1,000,000 Women are nothing but trouble.0 -
Where's Snitchala when you need her.....? 0 -
Zulu. You need to save your money and take a trip to Thailand. There are plenty of 20-somethings that would be happy to keep you happy for a week, a month, or longer. Plus, since they are "old" by Thai standards, they are much cheaper and much more grateful that you picked them. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by gagirl
awwww I hate seeing a young cutie lonely... but Im married so I cant(wont) help ya out...[;)]
Stats indicate that 75% of American woman cheat...65% have been with more than one guy within a 24 hr period. 65% have had a same sex romp at least once... By normal standards it could be said that you are "Weird"
Congrats!!!!0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
ZULU,
Try being in my shoes! Being a single person and a single parent of two young children makes it near impossible to ever go out and meet women!
To give you an idea how bad it is:
It has been so long for me that even Rosi Odonell is starting to look good![xx(][:(]
Okay. You are a SICK SICK man.0 -
Hang in there my friend. When you lest expect it, You will find it.
Just remember to carry you self with pride in who you are and what you can give. Women can spot desperate a mile away. And being in that mind set will hook you up with the wrong one every time. Know who you are and what you want. And it will come to you.
Good luck and stay positive.[8D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
ZULU,
Try being in my shoes! Being a single person and a single parent of two young children makes it near impossible to ever go out and meet women!
To give you an idea how bad it is:
It has been so long for me that even Rosi Odonell is starting to look good![xx(][:(]
Well GRD you might have a shot at Rosie O'Dummy but you are going to have to do a wee bit of snipping and trimming so you compatible!!!! That Bobbit chick might be a better choice. If that relationship fails you'll be all fit and trim for Rosie!!!0 -
Hungry? .... get food
Cold? .... get heat
Wet? .... get shelter
Horny? .... get a woman
LONELY ???? GET A DOG ! ( A GOOD ONE IF YOU CAN !)0
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