conspiracy theory
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and JFK and Elvis are still alive and have tea with Hitler the 2nd thursday of each month on board a space ship owned and operated by Halliburton. 0 -
Considering the number of people involved in the moon program, and the number of those who would've had to be in on the hoax, there's no way in hell that they'd have ALL kept quiet for 37 years. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
...seems like we should have a telescope powerful enough to see our flag flying on the moon...or any gear left after the landing...I doubt very seriously that it was a hoax.
I wouldn't be quite so quick ECC. I was living in Bremerton, Washington at the time and was watching it on TV. I stepped out on the porch and looked at the Moon. I didn't see anything going on up there.0 -
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
So, let me get this straight, Elvis is alive on the moon?
No you twit. How many times do I have to cover this?
Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, Kenneth Lay and JFK are all in a UFO that hides behind the moon. They come back to earth every fourth Tuesday to refuel and replenish their supplies of bananas and peanut butter. I know this because I'm their supplier.
Can you PLEASE pay attention so that I don't have to repeat myself yet again?!?!?!?!?!
Watch who you are calling names sonny. Now, You are saying that Elvis and Hoffa got laid, and frankly I don't care, I don't know Ken anyway or even who he is, but did they also shoot Kennedy? Tell me that Mr. Know-it-all.0 -
i don't know about Elvis or Kenneth but i am pretty sure Jimmy is in CUBA forming a cigar rollers union 0 -
quote:Originally posted by REX6666
i don't know about Elvis or Kenneth but i am pretty sure Jimmy is in CUBA forming a cigar rollers union
My Dad, who worked the case, thinks Hoffa ended up in some pet food. Anybody come across a pinky ring while feeding Fido?0 -
1. Elvis is dead. JFK capped him for fooling around with Marilyn.
2. Bigfoot is the one that will bring the album by your place
3. Spaceship is only LEASED by Haliburton- from Howard Hughes. He's driving.
4. Jimmy= Alpo
5. The NASA was second to the moon. US Navy was first. Did not mean to- problem with navigation.
6. Adolph was willing to go anywhere he could get away from Eva.
Any questions? [:p]0 -
Glad you all got that resolved. dlrjj's argument has merit. If we didn't go, there's no way the US govt could keep it secret. Unless we paid rediculous bribes disguised as foriegn aid.........hey, wait a minute....... 0 -
I spoke with Judge Crater today, and He said that Amelia knows the truth.
When I finally got in touch with her, she said she gave the proof to Harry. Harry said I could pick it up next halloween, when he will drop around.
I'll let y'all know then.
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Interesting brain teaser, but at the end of the day I could care less. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
So, let me get this straight, Elvis is alive on the moon?
No you twit. How many times do I have to cover this?
Elvis, Jimmy Hoffa, Kenneth Lay and JFK are all in a UFO that hides behind the moon. They come back to earth every fourth Tuesday to refuel and replenish their supplies of bananas and peanut butter. I know this because I'm their supplier.
Can you PLEASE pay attention so that I don't have to repeat myself yet again?!?!?!?!?!
Watch who you are calling names sonny. Now, You are saying that Elvis and Hoffa got laid, and frankly I don't care, I don't know Ken anyway or even who he is, but did they also shoot Kennedy? Tell me that Mr. Know-it-all.
No, they did not shoot Kennedy. The CIA constructed a life-like cyborg. JFK was having marital problems, and Marilyn Monroe was about to spill the beans. Back in those days, it would have been devastating, so it was arranged for "JFK" to be killed.
FWIW, the JFK cyborg was actually pretty funny. Apparently, it didn't say much, because in those days, it could only state one sentence. One of the scientists was screwing around when they programmed the thing and apparently that one sentence is, Whoa... Stiffler's mom!0 -
O.K. , as with most anything , you can find 'proof' of a conspiracy theory with-in ...and by the way , my Grandfatherretired as a 'spook'
for the DoD? and claimed that we Did have alien stuff @ area 51 and when asked about the moon landing he would just laugh ...Go Figure ???
Thanks !!!
d.a.stearns
Gunsmith / LEO
Niota , Tn0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
...seems like we should have a telescope powerful enough to see our flag flying on the moon...or any gear left after the landing...I doubt very seriously that it was a hoax.
They make such telescopes on the retail market. There were 6 moon landings, and if you know where they were on the moon, you can see all 6 of them during a full moon.
Besides, ask ANY of the astronauts that landed on the moon. I promise you they'll all say the doubters are full of donkey spunk.0 -
I was in VN at the time of the moon landing. There were a bunch of us watching a tiny black and white tv. The feeling was that it was a hoax. If we had the technology to land on the moon, why couldn't we defeat a backwards 3rd world country? 0 -
If you watched it it must have said something about the reflecting "mirror" that the astronauts left up there which allows astronomers to bounce a laser off of it anytime they want. Of course skeptics wont bother with the obvious. 
http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/SEhelp/ApolloLaser.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/399468.stm0 -
We landed on the moon?
Where the hell was I?0 -
quote:Originally posted by He Dog
You strike me as being a man with a genuine hankering to own a bridge. I can help.
[:D]
Seriously, it's all about the 15 minutes of fame - no matter how absurd or ridiculous the pretense one uses to get it. After all is said and done, the folks who produced this so-called "expose" will move on to something else but next time with a little less anonymity. And that is, I believe, the whole point behind it.0 -
quote:Originally posted by 11b6r
1. Elvis is dead. JFK capped him for fooling around with Marilyn.
Any questions? [:p]
Other way around.
Elvis got JFK first.
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quote:Originally posted by codenamepaul
We landed on the moon?
Where the hell was I?
You were drunk...in Tijuana...again...getting that tattoo of Richard Simmons you have on your back...yeah, the one you didn't know you had.0 -
Gather 'round, I'll tell you the real story
We did send men to the moon, but they never came back.
They were captured by the Mother Ship on the dark side.
The men that returned are clones.
They were sent to scout us out.
Want proof??
Tom Cruise is one of them.
Proof enough??
I thought so.0 -
Daggone it, I'm gonna have to find me some more foil hats to sell.
quote:Originally posted by ECC
...seems like we should have a telescope powerful enough to see our flag flying on the moon...or any gear left after the landing...I doubt very seriously that it was a hoax.
When I was a junior in high school we went on a field trip to see the huge telescope at Butler University in Indianapolis. It was kinda cloudy but the full moon was out. I asked the technician if we could look at the American Flag that Apollo had left behind. He refrained from laughing out loud.....0 -
quote:Originally posted by ripley16
I like my foil hats better, wish I had some more of them.0 -
Henry0Reilly, I not only like your hats better, I like your shirt better too! 0 -
I find it interesting that 38 years ago we could send people to the moon, show it on live television, (Have you seen the size of 1969 television cameras? - watch old Ed Sullivan shows), and talk to them in real time, when I am on my cell phone (Most advanced phone available to the public today) when I go from the kitchen to the living room it dies. ???????? Not saying we didn't go - just interesting! 0 -
gunbunny69,
If you install one of these on your house or car, you won't have that problem anymore. Just remember to dial 9 first.0
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