Silly Mateo
Came up with a little sneaky way to trick all of you but he didn't follow through. Remember when we pretended to have met up for a cowboys/texans game??? Yea, we pretended. He had a whole series of events that we were going to "pretend" happen. Like I said, he didn't follow through. lol.
Just thought I'd go ahead and spill the beans.
Sorry silly Mateo! [;)]
Just thought I'd go ahead and spill the beans.
Sorry silly Mateo! [;)]
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quote:Originally posted by dolfan
Here's my take on all this and since the Writers Guild are on strike, I'll take the liberty of writing my own little soap.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
I'll call it Football, Guns and Lies.
Actor 1, being a gun freak and loyal Cowboys fan, becomes a member of an internet gun forum.
Actor 2, same, except loyal Texans fan.
Actor 1 & 2, strike up an internet friendship and rivalry since their beloved teams are set to play each other.
Actor 1, being a successful (plenty $$$) attorney and a horn dog for much younger, attractive women (hey, can you blame him??)...invites said young lady to "watch" the game...all expenses paid.
Actor 2, stuck in a bad relationship with an unappreciative boyfriend who's always out hunting with his buddies, agrees to go.
Actor 1 & 2, "watch" the game and after indulging in mass comsumption of adult beverages, decide to ______ after the game.
(Heck, you fill in the blank)
Actor 1, doesn't take pics...these can be used by the wifey to nail him in a divorce. (he is, afterall, a successful attorney.) Pays cash for their stay at the No Tell Motel in the suburbs of beautiful Dallas, TX. Remember, no receipts or pics = no proof.
Actor 2, meanwhile back at home is ridden with guilt for "playing" her BF, who she really loves. Starts to treat him better even going as far as ironing his skivies.
Actor 3, (yes, there is a three), the BF becomes suspicious with his GF's newfound attention and decides to do a little Dick Tracy work.
He promptly discovers all the emails with sexual innuendos between Actor 1 & 2...including a thread in the gun forum where-abouts 1 & 2 "brag" to all the other gullible forum members about their little escapade.
Actor 3 confronts Actor 2 about this, where she cries crocodile tears, begging, pleading forgiveness.
Actor 3 insist on her posting a thread explaining to all the forums members that it was all a joke...kinda like an internet April fools joke. He does this to "preserve his manhood", whatever that means.
Actor 3, confronts Actor 1 via the net and blackmails him. Either pay up some $$$$$$ or his wife will be informed.
Actor 1, fearing a costly divorce from wife #5 agrees to pay.
Actors 2 & 3, upon being bestowed with new found wealth, quickly proceed to spend their illicit gains...buying a few HKs, a new Stang, and of course, a flawless 6ct platinum mounted diamond engagement ring.
They live happily ever after in this soap called "Football, Guns and Lies".
Stay tuned for the next episode......
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cute dolfan!!! [:)] 0 -
Now I'm sad!
You're under arrest.0 -
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
cute dolfan!!! [:)] Hey, thanks![:D] You're a good sport! And congrats again on your upcoming numptials.[:X]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dolfan
Here's my take on all this and since the Writers Guild are on strike, I'll take the liberty of writing my own little soap.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
I'll call it Football, Guns and Lies.
Actor 1, being a gun freak and loyal Cowboys fan, becomes a member of an internet gun forum.
Actor 2, same, except loyal Texans fan.
Actor 1 & 2, strike up an internet friendship and rivalry since their beloved teams are set to play each other.
Actor 1, being a successful (plenty $$$) attorney and a horn dog for much younger, attractive women (hey, can you blame him??)...invites said young lady to "watch" the game...all expenses paid.
Actor 2, stuck in a bad relationship with an unappreciative boyfriend who's always out hunting with his buddies, agrees to go.
Actor 1 & 2, "watch" the game and after indulging in mass comsumption of adult beverages, decide to ______ after the game.
(Heck, you fill in the blank)
Actor 1, doesn't take pics...these can be used by the wifey to nail him in a divorce. (he is, afterall, a successful attorney.) Pays cash for their stay at the No Tell Motel in the suburbs of beautiful Dallas, TX. Remember, no receipts or pics = no proof.
Actor 2, meanwhile back at home is ridden with guilt for "playing" her BF, who she really loves. Starts to treat him better even going as far as ironing his skivies.
Actor 3, (yes, there is a three), the BF becomes suspicious with his GF's newfound attention and decides to do a little Dick Tracy work.
He promptly discovers all the emails with sexual innuendos between Actor 1 & 2...including a thread in the gun forum where-abouts 1 & 2 "brag" to all the other gullible forum members about their little escapade.
Actor 3 confronts Actor 2 about this, where she cries crocodile tears, begging, pleading forgiveness.
Actor 3 insist on her posting a thread explaining to all the forums members that it was all a joke...kinda like an internet April fools joke. He does this to "preserve his manhood", whatever that means.
Actor 3, confronts Actor 1 via the net and blackmails him. Either pay up some $$$$$$ or his wife will be informed.
Actor 1, fearing a costly divorce from wife #5 agrees to pay.
Actors 2 & 3, upon being bestowed with new found wealth, quickly proceed to spend their illicit gains...buying a few HKs, a new Stang, and of course, a flawless 6ct platinum mounted diamond engagement ring.
They live happily ever after in this soap called "Football, Guns and Lies".
Stay tuned for the next episode......
or,..."As The Pigskin Turns"...0 -
Dolfan has to find something to do with his time, after he looks at his teams record so far![:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
Dolfan has to find something to do with his time, after he looks at his teams record so far![:D]
Them's fighting words, Marc.....[}:)]
I got your back, dolfan....0 -
No one's asked me on a date.[V]
And, Don, the answer is no.0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
Dolfan has to find something to do with his time, after he looks at his teams record so far![:D]
Them's fighting words, Marc.....[}:)]
I got your back, dolfan.... That's funny, Marc![:D]
Thanks, rcrxs....say hi to Dan for me.[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
No one's asked me on a date.[V]
And, Don, the answer is no.
Which Don would that be?[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
No one's asked me on a date.[V]
And, Don, the answer is no.
Which Don would that be?[;)]
All of them. [:)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
"Weird" is a subjective term for this place.
I believe HBBG all the way Mateo![:D]
Believe what u want, but think about it for a second!
She obviously fell for my good looks and charm...
I thought those spandex turtlenecks, were made to hold up the second chin?[?]0 -
Mat didn't post much after so I think he was day dreaming. Also I think your boy friend found out what you did while he was gone and raised holy hell and you half convinced him it didn't happen. Sooo to keep from taking a chance of losing you he asked you to marry him. Now you feel a need to convince every one else nothing happened which would help take the remaining doubt out of your boy friends mind. Close? [:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by dolfan
Here's my take on all this and since the Writers Guild are on strike, I'll take the liberty of writing my own little soap.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
I'll call it Football, Guns and Lies.
Actor 1, being a gun freak and loyal Cowboys fan, becomes a member of an internet gun forum.
Actor 2, same, except loyal Texans fan.
Actor 1 & 2, strike up an internet friendship and rivalry since their beloved teams are set to play each other.
Actor 1, being a successful (plenty $$$) attorney and a horn dog for much younger, attractive women (hey, can you blame him??)...invites said young lady to "watch" the game...all expenses paid.
Actor 2, stuck in a bad relationship with an unappreciative boyfriend who's always out hunting with his buddies, agrees to go.
Actor 1 & 2, "watch" the game and after indulging in mass comsumption of adult beverages, decide to ______ after the game.
(Heck, you fill in the blank)
Actor 1, doesn't take pics...these can be used by the wifey to nail him in a divorce. (he is, afterall, a successful attorney.) Pays cash for their stay at the No Tell Motel in the suburbs of beautiful Dallas, TX. Remember, no receipts or pics = no proof.
Actor 2, meanwhile back at home is ridden with guilt for "playing" her BF, who she really loves. Starts to treat him better even going as far as ironing his skivies.
Actor 3, (yes, there is a three), the BF becomes suspicious with his GF's newfound attention and decides to do a little Dick Tracy work.
He promptly discovers all the emails with sexual innuendos between Actor 1 & 2...including a thread in the gun forum where-abouts 1 & 2 "brag" to all the other gullible forum members about their little escapade.
Actor 3 confronts Actor 2 about this, where she cries crocodile tears, begging, pleading forgiveness.
Actor 3 insist on her posting a thread explaining to all the forums members that it was all a joke...kinda like an internet April fools joke. He does this to "preserve his manhood", whatever that means.
Actor 3, confronts Actor 1 via the net and blackmails him. Either pay up some $$$$$$ or his wife will be informed.
Actor 1, fearing a costly divorce from wife #5 agrees to pay.
Actors 2 & 3, upon being bestowed with new found wealth, quickly proceed to spend their illicit gains...buying a few HKs, a new Stang, and of course, a flawless 6ct platinum mounted diamond engagement ring.
They live happily ever after in this soap called "Football, Guns and Lies".
Stay tuned for the next episode......
and now we know the rest of the story...maybe zipper could make a movie[;)][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rosie
Mat didn't post much after so I think he was day dreaming. Also I think your boy friend found out what you did while he was gone and raised holy hell and you half convinced him it didn't happen. Sooo to keep from taking a chance of losing you he asked you to marry him. Now you feel a need to convince every one else nothing happened which would help take the remaining doubt out of your boy friends mind. Close? [:)]
pretty far out there in left field, actually! [B)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
[pretty far out there in left field, actually! [B)]
I thought it was a football game. Don0 -
ever heard the story of the little boy who cried wolf[;)][:D] 0 -
Me thinketh she protesteth too mucheth! [:0] 0 -
This entire string makes for a good parable about the snowballing of a teensy-weensy little innocent lie.
Should be used as a lesson-learned in gradeschool textbooks. Joe0 -
quote:what do ya expect from an attorney though I felt, well, cheap and all yucky and stuff!0 -
Sorry, with a perfect straight (wo)man set up I could'nt resist.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
I'll call it Football, Guns and Lies.
Actor 1, being a gun freak and loyal Cowboys fan, becomes a member of an internet gun forum.
Actor 2, same, except loyal Texans fan.
Actor 1 & 2, strike up an internet friendship and rivalry since their beloved teams are set to play each other.
Actor 1, being a successful (plenty $$$) attorney and a horn dog for much younger, attractive women (hey, can you blame him??)...invites said young lady to "watch" the game...all expenses paid.
Actor 2, stuck in a bad relationship with an unappreciative boyfriend who's always out hunting with his buddies, agrees to go.
Actor 1 & 2, "watch" the game and after indulging in mass comsumption of adult beverages, decide to ______ after the game.
(Heck, you fill in the blank)
Actor 1, doesn't take pics...these can be used by the wifey to nail him in a divorce. (he is, afterall, a successful attorney.) Pays cash for their stay at the No Tell Motel in the suburbs of beautiful Dallas, TX. Remember, no receipts or pics = no proof.
Actor 2, meanwhile back at home is ridden with guilt for "playing" her BF, who she really loves. Starts to treat him better even going as far as ironing his skivies.
Actor 3, (yes, there is a three), the BF becomes suspicious with his GF's newfound attention and decides to do a little Dick Tracy work.
He promptly discovers all the emails with sexual innuendos between Actor 1 & 2...including a thread in the gun forum where-abouts 1 & 2 "brag" to all the other gullible forum members about their little escapade.
Actor 3 confronts Actor 2 about this, where she cries crocodile tears, begging, pleading forgiveness.
Actor 3 insist on her posting a thread explaining to all the forums members that it was all a joke...kinda like an internet April fools joke. He does this to "preserve his manhood", whatever that means.
Actor 3, confronts Actor 1 via the net and blackmails him. Either pay up some $$$$$$ or his wife will be informed.
Actor 1, fearing a costly divorce from wife #5 agrees to pay.
Actors 2 & 3, upon being bestowed with new found wealth, quickly proceed to spend their illicit gains...buying a few HKs, a new Stang, and of course, a flawless 6ct platinum mounted diamond engagement ring.
They live happily ever after in this soap called "Football, Guns and Lies".
Stay tuned for the next episode......
Break for commercial. Silly Mateo tricks are for kids...........0 -
Don't know what you do for a living gardens but if it's not writing you missed your calling! 0 -
how is that any different from what dolfan wrote? i'm confused. 0 -
hisbigbootygirl
how is that any different from what dolfan wrote? i'm confused.
Added to (at the end of) what dolfan wrote.
Break for commercial. Silly Mateo tricks are for kids...........0 -
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
"Weird" is a subjective term for this place.
I believe HBBG all the way Mateo![:D]
Believe what u want, but think about it for a second!
She obviously fell for my good looks and charm...
I thought those spandex turtlenecks, were made to hold up the second chin?[?]
One should never, ala Bea Arthur, attempt to hide one's "waddle!"
This is more fun than the original thread!0 -
quote:Originally posted by dolfan
Here's my take on all this and since the Writers Guild are on strike, I'll take the liberty of writing my own little soap.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
I'll call it Football, Guns and Lies.
Actor 1, being a gun freak and loyal Cowboys fan, becomes a member of an internet gun forum.
Actor 2, same, except loyal Texans fan.
Actor 1 & 2, strike up an internet friendship and rivalry since their beloved teams are set to play each other.
Actor 1, being a successful (plenty $$$) attorney and a horn dog for much younger, attractive women (hey, can you blame him??)...invites said young lady to "watch" the game...all expenses paid.
Actor 2, stuck in a bad relationship with an unappreciative boyfriend who's always out hunting with his buddies, agrees to go.
Actor 1 & 2, "watch" the game and after indulging in mass comsumption of adult beverages, decide to ______ after the game.
(Heck, you fill in the blank)
Actor 1, doesn't take pics...these can be used by the wifey to nail him in a divorce. (he is, afterall, a successful attorney.) Pays cash for their stay at the No Tell Motel in the suburbs of beautiful Dallas, TX. Remember, no receipts or pics = no proof.
Actor 2, meanwhile back at home is ridden with guilt for "playing" her BF, who she really loves. Starts to treat him better even going as far as ironing his skivies.
Actor 3, (yes, there is a three), the BF becomes suspicious with his GF's newfound attention and decides to do a little Dick Tracy work.
He promptly discovers all the emails with sexual innuendos between Actor 1 & 2...including a thread in the gun forum where-abouts 1 & 2 "brag" to all the other gullible forum members about their little escapade.
Actor 3 confronts Actor 2 about this, where she cries crocodile tears, begging, pleading forgiveness.
Actor 3 insist on her posting a thread explaining to all the forums members that it was all a joke...kinda like an internet April fools joke. He does this to "preserve his manhood", whatever that means.
Actor 3, confronts Actor 1 via the net and blackmails him. Either pay up some $$$$$$ or his wife will be informed.
Actor 1, fearing a costly divorce from wife #5 agrees to pay.
Actors 2 & 3, upon being bestowed with new found wealth, quickly proceed to spend their illicit gains...buying a few HKs, a new Stang, and of course, a flawless 6ct platinum mounted diamond engagement ring.
They live happily ever after in this soap called "Football, Guns and Lies".
Stay tuned for the next episode......
Dolfan, that's tragic. (and from a Bills fan, I would have thought that this week had been tragic enough for ya! ) PS I live with a Dolphin fan, so it's been a bit cool here too....0 -
i figured it out
it did actually happen as they originally claimed, after the recent "engagement" mateo became outraged, and now has her tied up in the basement, and is posting as hbbg to keep up a charade[}:)]0 -
Ha. But, lucky for HBBG, he has left her alone so far. He still has Gary Coleman and Tu Pac down there. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxmike_2
Dolfan, that's tragic. (and from a Bills fan, I would have thought that this week had been tragic enough for ya! ) PS I live with a Dolphin fan, so it's been a bit cool here too....
Yeah, Mike. Gotta a lot of time on my hands, now that the football season is basically over...for me anyway.
How can a Bills fan and a Fins fan live in harmony????0 -
quote:Originally posted by dolfan
[How can a Bills fan and a Fins fan live in harmony????
Root for the Braves. Don0
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