Silly Mateo
Came up with a little sneaky way to trick all of you but he didn't follow through. Remember when we pretended to have met up for a cowboys/texans game??? Yea, we pretended. He had a whole series of events that we were going to "pretend" happen. Like I said, he didn't follow through. lol.
Just thought I'd go ahead and spill the beans.
Sorry silly Mateo! [;)]
Just thought I'd go ahead and spill the beans.
Sorry silly Mateo! [;)]
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Getting married kind of screws up "silly plans",.....what do ya expect from an attorney though![:0][:D][8D] 0 -
Heh-heh, all lawyers have are their fantasies. It's cuz they ain't real people, ya know.
Clouder..0 -
so matty is phoney and full of baloney[?] [;)][;)][:D] heck we all know that he wished he could have gone to the game with ya, but i reckon it did'nt happen[;)][8D] 0 -
I really wasn't one of the ones that was "taken",.....never really believed it for one main reason.
Mateo would have been posting pics until the cows came home,......plus I found it hard to believe that Preston would have been OK with you meeting some stranger from an Internet forum board alone!
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Does this mean that Matty and I really didn't meet and go the Colts game last weekend and it was all in my mind. Including him asking me to marry him and move to Texas?[V][V][V] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
Does this mean that Matty and I really didn't meet and go the Colts game last weekend and it was all in my mind. Including him asking me to marry him and move to Texas?[V][V][V]
SHAAAAAAAWIIIIIIINNNGGG![:p]
I accept your offer. Wait, let me ask the wife...[:I]
She sez it's fine with her. [:D]
HBBG - Yeah, like I said, without pics it was gonna be hard to pull off the scam! Some of these guys did work into a lather! I couldn't go further with the scam because I felt, well, cheap and all yucky and stuff!
Wedding bells are breaking up that old gang of mine...
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I didn't pay attention, but, boy, you guys have too much free time on your hands, not to mention some perverted, I don't even know what it is, was it a cry for attention? And I mean it in a nicest way possible. [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
I didn't pay attention, but, boy, you guys have too much free time on your hands, not to mention some perverted, I don't even know what it is, was it a cry for attention? And I mean it in a nicest way possible. [:D]
Post the link HBBG!0 -
i don't have the link!!! lol. it was funny at the time.
~~too much time on our hands, i'll agree. [:p]0 -
quote:Silly Mateo
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quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
Does this mean that Matty and I really didn't meet and go the Colts game last weekend and it was all in my mind. Including him asking me to marry him and move to Texas?[V][V][V]
dam, i want some of what yer smokin[;)][:D][:D]0 -
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quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
so matty is phoney and full of baloney[?] [;)][;)][:D]I wasn't supposed to tell, but mateo is actually a rather large built, older black woman.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Txs
wasn't supposed to tell, but mateo is actually a rather large built, older black woman.
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i believed it, until now i had no reason not to take ether of you for your word[V][V][V] 0 -
sorry 1911... your little sad/disappointed faces make me feel bad...
it was supposed to be funny but mr. mateomasfeo didn't ever get to the punch line. [:)]
i just let it be but his comments would never end if i didn't fess up. the last thing i wanted was for people to think something wierd was going on between us!!!
you can still take me for my word. had anyone asked me after the fact, i would've surely told the truth.0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
i believed it, until now i had no reason not to take ether of you for your word[V][V][V]
Me too, what a let down.[:(]..[congrats though]...[:I]..Loko0 -
quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
sorry 1911... it was supposed to be funny but mr. mateomasfeo didn't ever get to the punch line. [:)]
i just let it be but his comments would never end if i didn't fess up. the last thing i wanted was for people to think something wierd was going on between us!!!
you can still take me for my word. had anyone asked me after the fact, i would've surely told the truth.
Not me. I still swear it was the truth!
HBBG, the Nile is not just a river...
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quote:HBBG, the Nile is not just a river...
As in a person from New Jersey saying "the Nile"!
Denial.[:D]
Des guys
Dem guys
De udder guys.0 -
This place is weird. 0 -
isn't it! 
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"Weird" is a subjective term for this place.
I believe HBBG all the way Mateo![:D]
I was simply "translating" for those that did not understand the comment.
Be real Mateo,......your own wife would kill you, and take half of everything you have. Don't let that training in the law desert ya![8D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
"Weird" is a subjective term for this place.
I believe HBBG all the way Mateo![:D]
Believe what u want, but think about it for a second!
She obviously fell for my good looks and charm...0 -
keep "dreaming" [8D] 0 -
I never saw a pic of HBBG with coke bottle glasses on,........it would take that.
Also maybe a magnifying glass for other "inspections"![:D]
Enough fun from me on this topic![;)]0 -
I'm confused here, this happened awhile back, why "spill the beans" now? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
I'm confused here, this happened awhile back, why "spill the beans" now?
Confusion is good for the soul. Don0 -
quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
I'm confused here, this happened awhile back, why "spill the beans" now?
because mateo likes making comments like, "that must ruin our plans for this weekend" ... lol. like i said, i would hate for anyone to start reading into those comments and thinking anything is going on! he's a dreamer!0 -
Here's my take on all this and since the Writers Guild are on strike, I'll take the liberty of writing my own little soap.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS FICTION, A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!
I'll call it Football, Guns and Lies.
Actor 1, being a gun freak and loyal Cowboys fan, becomes a member of an internet gun forum.
Actor 2, same, except loyal Texans fan.
Actor 1 & 2, strike up an internet friendship and rivalry since their beloved teams are set to play each other.
Actor 1, being a successful (plenty $$$) attorney and a horn dog for much younger, attractive women (hey, can you blame him??)...invites said young lady to "watch" the game...all expenses paid.
Actor 2, stuck in a bad relationship with an unappreciative boyfriend who's always out hunting with his buddies, agrees to go.
Actor 1 & 2, "watch" the game and after indulging in mass comsumption of adult beverages, decide to ______ after the game.
(Heck, you fill in the blank)
Actor 1, doesn't take pics...these can be used by the wifey to nail him in a divorce. (he is, afterall, a successful attorney.) Pays cash for their stay at the No Tell Motel in the suburbs of beautiful Dallas, TX. Remember, no receipts or pics = no proof.
Actor 2, meanwhile back at home is ridden with guilt for "playing" her BF, who she really loves. Starts to treat him better even going as far as ironing his skivies.
Actor 3, (yes, there is a three), the BF becomes suspicious with his GF's newfound attention and decides to do a little Dick Tracy work.
He promptly discovers all the emails with sexual innuendos between Actor 1 & 2...including a thread in the gun forum where-abouts 1 & 2 "brag" to all the other gullible forum members about their little escapade.
Actor 3 confronts Actor 2 about this, where she cries crocodile tears, begging, pleading forgiveness.
Actor 3 insist on her posting a thread explaining to all the forums members that it was all a joke...kinda like an internet April fools joke. He does this to "preserve his manhood", whatever that means.
Actor 3, confronts Actor 1 via the net and blackmails him. Either pay up some $$$$$$ or his wife will be informed.
Actor 1, fearing a costly divorce from wife #5 agrees to pay.
Actors 2 & 3, upon being bestowed with new found wealth, quickly proceed to spend their illicit gains...buying a few HKs, a new Stang, and of course, a flawless 6ct platinum mounted diamond engagement ring.
They live happily ever after in this soap called "Football, Guns and Lies".
Stay tuned for the next episode......0
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