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  • 180A
    Along with everything else needed, I'd like to have 100 cases of toilet paper! Not that I'm that full of bababooey, but the TP would make excellent trading material for anything else needed. (learned that on M*A*S*H).
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  • Slow_Hand
    quote:Originally posted by 180A
    Along with everything else needed, I'd like to have 100 cases of toilet paper! Not that I'm that full of bababooey, but the TP would make excellent trading material for anything else needed. (learned that on M*A*S*H).


    Didn't think of that! Okay, I change my post to:

    Spam. Lots of Spam. And two rolls of toilet paper.[;)][:D]
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  • Colt Super
    What does "SHTF" mean ??

    I know I'll feel stupid when you tell me.

    D.
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by Slow_Hand
    quote:Originally posted by 180A
    Along with everything else needed, I'd like to have 100 cases of toilet paper! Not that I'm that full of bababooey, but the TP would make excellent trading material for anything else needed. (learned that on M*A*S*H).


    Didn't think of that! Okay, I change my post to:

    Spam. Lots of Spam. And two rolls of toilet paper.[;)][:D]


    Don't forget the Twinkies.
    Fruit cake does not have an expiration date. High in sugar and calories.
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  • LaidbackDan
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    What does "SHTF" mean ??

    I know I'll feel stupid when you tell me.

    D.

    Excrement hitting the cooling device.
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    What does "SHTF" mean ??

    I know I'll feel stupid when you tell me.

    D.

    Excrement hitting the cooling device.


    Or EHCD now, I guess.

    It's when you poo and it falls into a circulating wind making machine.
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  • CA sucks
    What kind of poop is hitting the fan, a zombie epidemic vs poor minority riot vs ebola or other bioweapon vs nuclear war, all require different load outs.

    Do you wanna hole up in your house, or stay mobile and just camp in a different spot each day.

    What if huge ice comets hit the earth and raise the sea level 500 feet? what is your underground bunker full of food gonna be good for now?

    What if theres an armed rioting mob outside your house?

    What if there is a massive forrest fire, so you cant exactly just retreat to the woods?
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  • Cubslover
    You have too much time on your hands.

    My basement will serve as the safehouse. Block and poured, about 1000sq ft, I have a sink, shower, multiple tiltout windows at ground level and I am finishing it out. I live in the middle of Indiana, if the sea is raised by 500 ft I should be ok.
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  • drobs
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    You have too much time on your hands.

    My basement will serve as the safehouse. Block and poured, about 1000sq ft, I have a sink, shower, multiple tiltout windows at ground level and I am finishing it out. I live in the middle of Indiana, if the sea is raised by 500 ft I should be ok.


    Unless it's Lake Michigan. [;)]

    I have food, water, and lots of guns and ammo to arm the local teenage population. Going to form my own band of child soldiers to pilliage the neighboring towns. Read up on Liberia -- that's the idea.
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  • earlwellman
    Do a search for "Zombie Load out kit". Kinda funny for when the freaks come out at night. By the way, the new version of Dawn of the Dead sacared the s__t out of me. The first scene with the little girl zombie was nuts.
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  • tapwater
    ..I'm staying right where I'm at. There's enough canned food and staples to hold for quite a while. If I run the generator just for the well pump and freezer, there's enough fuel for weeks. Ammo? Don't make me laugh.[;)] Only one thing would be in short supply. I'd have to hold up a gas station and take all the beer. Then, come what may.
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  • earlwellman
    Tap,
    Do zombies drink beer, and if so, what brand?[:D][?]
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  • tapwater
    ...Zombies drink the blood of the unprepared.
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  • earlwellman
    "the blood of the unprepared", never heard of it. Is that a lager or a pilsner. I'll have to order some next time I'm at the class 6[:D]
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  • Sperry
    The closest any of us might face is a prolonged power grid failure, say, along the eastern seaboard.

    It could take a couple of weeks or month to straighten it out. The zombies would stream out of the urban areas to prey on the suburbs.

    So, canned food, rice and beans on the propane stove, and self-protection.
    A small stack of ten-dollar bills to buy stuff from the neighbors.
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  • tapwater
    ...If they drink MY blood, they'll have no need to drink beer..[:D]
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  • earlwellman
    I wonder what a drunk zombie looks like. Probably like dude in thread "End of a lawyer's career". Seriously, hope he gets some help.[V]
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  • 11b6r
    Drobs- you are sick, evil, twisted- and my hero![:p][:p][:p]
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  • Cubslover
    A buddy of mine has a wood burning stove he wants to get rid of. I could stick that in the basement and use it as heat, and for cooking.[^]
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  • codenamepaul
    quote:Originally posted by CA sucks
    What kind of poop is hitting the fan, a zombie epidemic vs poor minority riot vs ebola or other bioweapon vs nuclear war, all require different load outs.

    Do you wanna hole up in your house, or stay mobile and just camp in a different spot each day.

    What if huge ice comets hit the earth and raise the sea level 500 feet? what is your underground bunker full of food gonna be good for now? 692' ASL- plenty

    What if theres an armed rioting mob outside your house? Then they will be thinned out quickly

    What if there is a massive forrest fire, so you cant exactly just retreat to the woods?. The house is in the woods. It may just burn down too.
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