Weapons other than guns
I think I'm going to give up guns and resort to using a Garden Weasel for home defense.
Yeah, it may take me a few hundred strokes to kill the bad guy, but when the cops have to ladel his remains into a bucket and even Stanlee Steemer can't get the stains out of my ceiling, every criminal out there will say, "Stay the hell away from that house. Dude wields one evil Garden Weasel."
Haven't given much thought to what I'll use for back up yet. Hope the bad guys give me time to make up my mind...
Yeah, it may take me a few hundred strokes to kill the bad guy, but when the cops have to ladel his remains into a bucket and even Stanlee Steemer can't get the stains out of my ceiling, every criminal out there will say, "Stay the hell away from that house. Dude wields one evil Garden Weasel."
Haven't given much thought to what I'll use for back up yet. Hope the bad guys give me time to make up my mind...
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frozen salami
dead chihuahua
diapers
life size picture of rosie o.
beer bottle
A Cell Phone! threaten your robber with a police report
sharp stick
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sorry you posted this, if ever need your garden weasel in a true life and death situation the prosicuter will till you a new one, "he had it and was looking for a chance to use it" 0 -
tamp tazer!0 -
Four words
POOP ON A STICK0 -
misdirection works great, saying something as stupid as "nice belt buckle" can shift the confrontation in your favore.
that reminds me of a poem.
A little bird
with a yellow bill
landed on my window sill
I coaxed him closer with a crust of bread
and slammed the window on his f'en head0 -
If I can't have a "firearm" --
I'll buy one of those fully automatic compressed air powered bb guns, they'll cut something in half!0 -
Everything I learned about non-firearm weapons, I learned from Steven Seagal.
That's why I carry a Jamaican's disembodied head (natty dreads still intact) attached to a heavy length of chain.
Of course, everything I learned about Class A felonies regarding the mutilation and desecration of a corpse I learned from California Department of Justice when one of those nosy cops asked, "Son, what is that you've got hanging off of your rear view mirror?"0 -
Seriously - Perfect Daughter Deanna started training with chucks last week.
From the welts and bruises on her head, I'd say they were pretty serious weapons.
Guess I'll have to start carrying a pistol in my belt around home.
Doug0 -
Doug,
Nunchuks are pretty bad news if you know how to use them properly.
Good point: no ammo needed.
Bad point: limited range.
Tell her to use both![8D]0 -
Why do you need a weapon? According to the Democrats, you should welcome the home invader: feed them, clothe them, pay them, educate their children, provide free transportation and medical care. Ask them to call any other home invaders they know and let them live in your house rent-free. If that doesn't work, just run away. That's the "American Way", ya know. Teddy said so and he has experience in these things.[:(!] 0 -
Spider...a man after my own heart. Well said brother. nun chucks are my constant companion when in the truck along with my trusty 45acp... 0 -
Spider - For that extra Democrat touch, if they're Muslim, let them
wash their feet in your sink.0 -
I have a truely portable weapon that you can keep with you at all times - it keeps the press of people away from you, it is very light to carry, and you can use it in an instant - it works on dogs too, on nearly any living creature, as a matter of fact: Kimchee Breath!
Just eat a good helping of Kimchee just before going out for the day, and between your breath and your other "exhalations", you will be touch-free all day long!0 -
As a kid, I was fascinated with self-defense weaponry of all kinds esp. sling shots and knives (throwing and daggers, even made some) ... until I combined the two. I came up with what I call a flying pick. It's basically a small arrow 6-8" and propelled by a sling shot - and used it fishing and hunting small games (not in the US) as well as self-defense. 0 -
I have a mag bat in the truck at all times-- crossbow for the quiet shots in the dark.
Before I was allowed to have any type of gun, I manufactured every kind of spear/knife /throwing stars/ sling shots/throwing axes/4140 tapered 12" ice pick sharpend to a tapered point and heat treated, nasty weapon.0 -
quote:Originally posted by longsantafe
A little bird
with a yellow bill
landed on my window sill
I coaxed him closer with a crust of bread
and slammed the window on his f'en head
The moral of the story is: To get a little head you've got to give a little bread.....0 -
Modified powder-fireextinguisher loaded with a strong itching-powder - pressurised with CS-gas.
He'd stratch himself to death having no sight to escape.0 -
Originally posted by longsantafe
A little bird
with a yellow bill
landed on my window sill
I coaxed him closer with a crust of bread
and slammed the window on his f'en head
The moral of the story is: To get a little head you've got to give a little bread.....
Now that is damn funny!0 -
once killed a coon with my boots kicked it damn near 4ft in the air and then kicked it again.
Ultimate non-firearm weapons we had when dealing with those buggers was a four tine pitchfork, lead pipe, rocks, and a blue healer named black eyed jack or BJ for short.
O I for got the post hole driver that was always good for somthing other than pounding posts.[;)]0 -
Garden Weasel....I wonder why my wife bought one of those a while back...Do you think she has any plans to use it ???? [;)] 0 -
How novel, killing a weasel with a weasel!!! 0 -
I keep a life size poster of Rosie O by the front door and a gas filled weed eater by the back door. The extension cord gets in the way on an electric weed eater...........Maybe I'll design a 1000mph leah blower for home protection.......... 0 -
quote:Modified powder-fireextinguisher loaded with a strong itching-powder - pressurised with CS-gas
Just a regular 5bc extinguisher is great for crowd control, then you can use the empty container as a blodgeon.0 -
a broken off cb antennae k-40,about 3.5' long in between the seats of the suburban,in the back a 3.5' piece of black water line with a galvanized piece of pipe in one end, whacked a coon w/it one night,he didn't want another one [;)][}:)].Loko[8D] 0 -
Ye Ol Chamber Pot.... First the contents (less than lethal, biological warefar) and if that doesn't stop them, the pot itself acts as an instrument of blunt trauma (lethal force).... 0 -
I'm a fan of the 5 foot club with nails embedded in the end of it. A machete is nice. A flaming bottle filled with gasoline works if it isn't indoors. 0 -
Ya just gotta admire a guy that slams a window on a small bird.
NOT!0 -
I've got a 3 pronged frog gig on a 4ft hickory handle. Works great
for dispatching snakes, and suspect it'd make an excellent close
quarters weapon. Depending on the situation, your vehicle may be
your best defense.0 -
...A Garden Weasel [:0] [:0]...Is the "spike" length legal?? Is the handle length legal?...being in CA you better make sure.
...I'm still checking the features on the newest Weed Popper myself, while looking for a pre-ban in mint condition...[^]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Madman
Spider...a man after my own heart. Well said brother. nun chucks are my constant companion when in the truck along with my trusty 45acp...
Trained some with the chucks as a kid, with a highly trained black
belt friend. Had an ex-roomate pull a set on me once, but after I
snatched em from his hand and did a small routine/exercise..he left
rapidly, and didn't even ask for his chucks back.[:)]0
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