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ElMuertoMonkey
I think I'm going to give up guns and resort to using a Garden Weasel for home defense.

Yeah, it may take me a few hundred strokes to kill the bad guy, but when the cops have to ladel his remains into a bucket and even Stanlee Steemer can't get the stains out of my ceiling, every criminal out there will say, "Stay the hell away from that house. Dude wields one evil Garden Weasel."

Haven't given much thought to what I'll use for back up yet. Hope the bad guys give me time to make up my mind...
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  • Old Fool
    I have a really nasty assault bat with unlimited swings. It was designed to hit "balls" and can be concealed in my pants (ladies are awed!!).
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  • whompuss
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    I've carried a pair of telescopic stainless steel "chuks" for almost twenty years. They have come in handy on several occasions where someone would have normally been mortally injured. A firearm isn't always necessary. [;)]


    * People that carry/rely on a knife for self defense deserve to be shot. [}:)]


    Never take a pair of chucks to a gunfight. My Glock 26 will win every time.[}:)]
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  • buschmaster
    how about a Sjambok... the really nice ones where they roll a rhino p-nis between 2 sheets of steel for a week.

    or a plastic one.

    CS95SLB.jpg
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  • Raupleminze
    If an intruder breaks into my house I actually perfer to grab a prison shank I made out of a toothbrush handle and spent 12 hours sharpening on a cinder block, not to mention the pointy end is covered in feline excrement.......[:D]
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  • gunsdens
    After watching the movie "Eating Raoul", I'd say the cast iron pot seems to work really great.
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  • 11b6r
    Well, since you mention it, I am a student of the Occidental martial art- Toyo-Tah. Sucka tries to carjack you, strike him smartly with your Toyo-Tah. Thing has about 15,000 ft lbs of energy.[:p]
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  • akfanatik
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? if you are attacked you should NEVER fight back, according to one of my teachers, criminals are just as logical as normal people, give them what they want and they will go away, just be real nice, dont scare them, if you believe to have been metally or physically damaged for life you can probably sue the state and gun companies right after you call the police. thats what the police are for
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  • Rockatansky
    Funny thing -- that's exactly what my anti-gun girlfriend was saying before she got robbed at 8am in the morning in front of her school (she works for a pre-school). After that she kind of saw the point of having means of self-defense, but it didn't take too long to go back to her old ways -- she actually tried to justify the f---er who robber her. Some people aren't just meant to survive be it in a jungle or in a city or on a prairie. Natural selection, so to speak. Well, it'll be obvious when SHTF.
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  • Rack Ops
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    Funny thing -- that's exactly what my anti-gun girlfriend was saying before she got robbed at 8am in the morning in front of her school (she works for a pre-school). After that she kind of saw the point of having means of self-defense, but it didn't take too long to go back to her old ways -- she actually tried to justify the f---er who robber her. Some people aren't just meant to survive be it in a jungle or in a city or on a prairie. Natural selection, so to speak. Well, it'll be obvious when SHTF.


    why isn't she your ex-girlfriend?

    I dated an anti-gun girl for awhile........I have since learned its much cooler to have a pro-gun girl 'round the house....

    Incidentally, she's better in the sack too [;)]
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  • Rack Ops
    All Lilia needs is a bow and arrow....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MsYWNuQWFk
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