Bad Joke thread
Some cows and one bull were standing in a field when a tornado came roaring by. The cows were all knocked down and rolled across the ground and the bull just stood there rocking slightly side to side.
After the wind had died down the cows all stood up and walked over to the bull and one asked him. How come you didn't get knocked end over end like we did. The bull replied
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. We Bulls Wobble But We Don't Fall Down.[:o)]
After the wind had died down the cows all stood up and walked over to the bull and one asked him. How come you didn't get knocked end over end like we did. The bull replied
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. We Bulls Wobble But We Don't Fall Down.[:o)]
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