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Danny DeVito: A Bad Ass?

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  • dcon12
    He makes a better penguin. Don
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  • SXSMAN
    I would fear a wet fart more than Danny DeVito .

    Like him as an actor though .

    SxS
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  • sig232
    Not nice picking on short people! You guys are meanies![:(]
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  • Jake_S-83
    low center of gravity?
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  • He Dog
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Round here

    Short People are just the same
    As you and I
    (A Fool Such As I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's A Wonderful World)

    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    To love

    They got little baby legs
    And they stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That go beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They're gonna get you every time
    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    'Round here
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  • sig232
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Round here

    Short People are just the same
    As you and I
    (A Fool Such As I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's A Wonderful World)

    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    To love

    They got little baby legs
    And they stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That go beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They're gonna get you every time
    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    'Round here




    You are the "main" meanie in GB! Even Hairy doesn't pick on short people![:0][:0]

    I am going to chat with Mayor BlumToad and get another resolution passed to make it un-PC to make short people jokes.[:0]
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  • He Dog
    quote:You are the "main" meanie in GB! Even Hairy doesn't pick on short people!

    What can I tell you, except,

    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Round here
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  • BT3
    He should stick with comedy ! [:)]
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  • phideaux4886
    quote:Originally posted by Jake_S-83
    low center of gravity?


    +1 ?

    DSM
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  • theboogeyman
    quote:Originally posted by Jake_S-83
    low center of gravity?


    That, and he's built pretty solid underneath that flab. If he was pissed off, I wouldn't be scared of him, but I'd be respectful of what he might be capable of doing.
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  • rogue_rob
    There's nothing wrong with being short......


    we're closer to the "good parts"[:D][:p]
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  • theboogeyman
    quote:Originally posted by rogue_rob
    There's nothing wrong with being short......


    we're closer to the "good parts"[:D][:p]


    yeeee-OWCH!!!
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  • Rack Ops
    Joe Peschi (sp?) is pretty short and I never questioned him being cast as an enforcer....

    Maybe I'm too used to Devito being funny
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  • gearheaddad
    An "enforcer" is not necessarily a big guy. It's an attitude. Attack NOW! No hesitation, most people would hesitate and waste time talking, joking, negotiating, and threatening, in the role as an "enforcer" both Pesci and Devito never even hesitate. They just attack with reckless abandon. They appear fearless. That is how an "enforcer" works. They are not paid to negotiate. They are paid to get results. NOW. You'll notice in the movies, they usually only ask once. Then they do what they have to do.
    So, physically a guy like Devito wouldn't appear as threatening or menacing it also allows him to get closer to his target, like the mobster not giving him what he wanted in the restaurant. He surprised him so quickly, the guy had to do whatever Devito said because by the time he realized what was happening, he had a gun pressed against him!
    Just my take on "enforcers"............
    I also think Hoffa is a great movie! I loved the deer hunting scene!
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  • ripley16
    quote:Originally posted by rogue_rob
    There's nothing wrong with being short......


    we're closer to the "good parts"[:D][:p]


    In Devito's case that means closer to his azz-hole...or is it the other way around?

    Is he out of rehab yet, or is he still drunk?
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  • He Dog
    quote:There's nothing wrong with being short......

    That is true Rob and why mostly you get the sweet smell of mo'asses.
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  • bpost
    A full power round house from shorty could prove painful to the family jewels.
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  • allen griggs
    Joe Pesci is a lot more believable as a tough guy.
    For DeVito, in the "action" scenes in Hoffa, it looked like a joke, like a "Saturday Night Live" skit, especially the scene where he jumped off the loading dock onto Nicholson. His little arms were flailing from his fat little body, he didn't look like he could beat up a Boy Scout.
    Look, I know that a kick to the family jewels from a little guy is going to put the biggest man on the floor. But that isn't what DeVito was doing in this film. He was supposedly physically intimidating people.
    Little guys can be tough, but, day in and day out, the big man will beat the little man in a fight.
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  • theboogeyman
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs

    Little guys can be tough, but, day in and day out, the big man will beat the little man in a fight.


    Depends. If the little guy is a skilled in unarmed combat, and the big guy isn't. I've seen some little guys I wouldn't mess with. One of them is my instructor.
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  • mowart
    Devito produced & directed the movie. He could be any part he wanted.
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  • tsavo303
    a bald ass
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  • LaidbackDan
    It would be like being attacked by a Oompa, Loompa.
    Oompa,Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me...........
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  • dbain99
    Joe Peschi pulled it off every time.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    He makes a better penguin. Don



    Tis true, tis true.
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  • dheffley
    DeVito is a self righteous puke.
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  • allen griggs
    Peschi did indeed pull it off. It was in Goodfellas, if I remember correctly, he was a for real bad ass. He was also a psycho who would shoot a kid for delivering the drinks too slowly.
    When he was beating up that big Mafia guy, kicking him in the face, he had DeNiro and Ray Liotta helping him out. They didn't show him shoving a six foot man all over the room. Anyone who knew his character knew he always had a pistol and would as soon shoot you as look at you.
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  • A J Christ
    Its not the size of the man in the fight, its the size of the fight in the man.

    Think there ain't much fight in DeVito, it the movies, maybe that one should have been a comedy.
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  • dbain99
    How about in CASINO when he was in the bar with De Niro (the pen)?
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  • theboogeyman
    quote:Originally posted by SXSMAN
    I would fear a wet fart more than Danny DeVito .



    Yeah, I had a few of those earlier I was kinda worried about too...[:I]
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  • rogue_rob
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:There's nothing wrong with being short......

    That is true Rob and why mostly you get the sweet smell of mo'asses.



    [:D][:D] I didn't mean THOSE good parts......
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