I agree with everybody on everything
Everybody here is right on target about everything. For example:
> Illegal Mexicans are just "undocumented immigrants" and should be allowed to buy homes, draw social security and get in-state tuition: Sure why not!
> We should build a wall across the Mexican-American border: At least one, maybe even 3 or 4.
> Building a wall across the Mexican-American border mean we're all suffering from xenophobia: I don't know what that means because I'm a stupid conservative ultra right-wing fascist Republican who voted for GA Representative Cynthia McKinney but yes I'm a xenophobic American if you say so.
> The Minutemen are white supremacist racists: Yes they certainly are and they should be shipped off to Iraq in leg irons.
> God bless the Minutemen: Well I hope so because they're my heroes.
> Owning more than 1 gun means you're a wack job with an "arsenal" planning a mall massacre: Makes perfect sense to me.
> You need at least 20 guns to really understand the issues: At least 20.
> Ron Paul is the only man who can lead this country: Is there any doubt?
> Hillary Clinton is the best man to lead this country: No argument from me.
> The Constitution should be changed to allow Bill Clinton to run for a third term because we all know he made France like us and we all know he would win: Works for me, we need another Clinton in the White House; his wife was so successful at running everything, let him have a go at it.
> George Wallace would make a better president than Hillary Clinton and he's dead (George Wallace, not Hillary Clinton): Absolutely, couldn't agree more.
> We should elect a black and a woman for President at the same time for no other reason than we've never had a black or a woman president and people in New Zealand will say we're "backward" if we don't: Yep, way overdue, let's elect one of each.
> If Mitt Romney is elected President he'll legalize polygamy: You must be right, I think I saw him and 7 of his wives on Jerry Springer.
> If Mike Huckabee is elected President he'll declare war on the Vatican because he's an evangelical Catholic-hating Protestant fanatic: Uh...I don't if I'm supposed to mad or glad about that or what. After you decide for me, let me know because I'm an ultra left-wing limp wrist libtard sheeple who can't think for himself.
> If you own a pair of 140 year old Iron Knucks you found metal detecting a Civil War camp site near Cold Harbor VA battlefield you probably intend to carry them in your pocket and attack little old ladies with them and they're more dangerous than any gun you could buy with a Curio and Relic license: No doubt because we all know how iron knucks are inherently evil weapons that control people's minds; they're almost as bad as Glocks.
> No gun ever picked itself up and killed someone by itself: Not in my lifetime.
> Ronald Reagan was a Democrat because he caused the Berlin Wall to come down and only a liberal could have talked Gobachev into doing something like that: Right on brother!
> If Abraham Lincoln had been a Republican he would have never freed the slaves because President Bush doesn't care about black people: Thank God Lincoln wasn't a Republican.
> 1 Marine = 10 Soldiers and it was really Marines who fired "the shot heard around the world" at Lexington Green in 1775 and it was Marines who stormed the cliffs at Normandy and it was Marines who killed 10 for 1 Somalis in Mogadishu and Marines really do "morp" into a full-sized knight on a giant chessboard just like on TV: Yep, I believe every word of that.
...and finally:
> Army soldier PFC Jessica Lynch probably was awarded the Medal Of Honor in a secret ceremony that only a handful of people know about even though she didn't deserve it because she's a Mason and those guys are always conspiring about something: Must be true if you honest folks say so.
Anything I left out just add any of the following 'standardized responses' as appropriate:
( 1) Yep
( 2) Sure
( 3) Why Not
( 4) Must Be Right
( 5) Don't Doubt It One Bit
( 6) Righto
( 7) Yes
( 8) Absolutely
( 9) Si
(10) Jarwol
(11) Positively
(12) Thanks For Letting Me Know
(13) If You Say So
(14) I'm Sure You Would Know
(15) How Can I Argue With That?
(16) You Sound Like The Expert On The Subject
(17) I Can See Your Conviction
(18) You Probably Know Better Than Anyone Else
(19) Makes Sense To Me
and
(20) According To You...
...to whatever you believe and/or post. I believe one of those responses will cover just about any possible topic of discussion and opinion. Feel free to apply as needed, 3-4 times daily and right before bed.
I just wanted to make sure I didn't offend anybody by taking an opposing view on anything to include refuting false statements about Army history, correcting false information about brass knuckles, discussing triple-barreled cannons, condemning dog fights, studying chicken fights, praising cat fights (both kinds), or bragging about my mixed success in raising crops and rearing children. You folks go back to whatever you were doing.
> Illegal Mexicans are just "undocumented immigrants" and should be allowed to buy homes, draw social security and get in-state tuition: Sure why not!
> We should build a wall across the Mexican-American border: At least one, maybe even 3 or 4.
> Building a wall across the Mexican-American border mean we're all suffering from xenophobia: I don't know what that means because I'm a stupid conservative ultra right-wing fascist Republican who voted for GA Representative Cynthia McKinney but yes I'm a xenophobic American if you say so.
> The Minutemen are white supremacist racists: Yes they certainly are and they should be shipped off to Iraq in leg irons.
> God bless the Minutemen: Well I hope so because they're my heroes.
> Owning more than 1 gun means you're a wack job with an "arsenal" planning a mall massacre: Makes perfect sense to me.
> You need at least 20 guns to really understand the issues: At least 20.
> Ron Paul is the only man who can lead this country: Is there any doubt?
> Hillary Clinton is the best man to lead this country: No argument from me.
> The Constitution should be changed to allow Bill Clinton to run for a third term because we all know he made France like us and we all know he would win: Works for me, we need another Clinton in the White House; his wife was so successful at running everything, let him have a go at it.
> George Wallace would make a better president than Hillary Clinton and he's dead (George Wallace, not Hillary Clinton): Absolutely, couldn't agree more.
> We should elect a black and a woman for President at the same time for no other reason than we've never had a black or a woman president and people in New Zealand will say we're "backward" if we don't: Yep, way overdue, let's elect one of each.
> If Mitt Romney is elected President he'll legalize polygamy: You must be right, I think I saw him and 7 of his wives on Jerry Springer.
> If Mike Huckabee is elected President he'll declare war on the Vatican because he's an evangelical Catholic-hating Protestant fanatic: Uh...I don't if I'm supposed to mad or glad about that or what. After you decide for me, let me know because I'm an ultra left-wing limp wrist libtard sheeple who can't think for himself.
> If you own a pair of 140 year old Iron Knucks you found metal detecting a Civil War camp site near Cold Harbor VA battlefield you probably intend to carry them in your pocket and attack little old ladies with them and they're more dangerous than any gun you could buy with a Curio and Relic license: No doubt because we all know how iron knucks are inherently evil weapons that control people's minds; they're almost as bad as Glocks.
> No gun ever picked itself up and killed someone by itself: Not in my lifetime.
> Ronald Reagan was a Democrat because he caused the Berlin Wall to come down and only a liberal could have talked Gobachev into doing something like that: Right on brother!
> If Abraham Lincoln had been a Republican he would have never freed the slaves because President Bush doesn't care about black people: Thank God Lincoln wasn't a Republican.
> 1 Marine = 10 Soldiers and it was really Marines who fired "the shot heard around the world" at Lexington Green in 1775 and it was Marines who stormed the cliffs at Normandy and it was Marines who killed 10 for 1 Somalis in Mogadishu and Marines really do "morp" into a full-sized knight on a giant chessboard just like on TV: Yep, I believe every word of that.
...and finally:
> Army soldier PFC Jessica Lynch probably was awarded the Medal Of Honor in a secret ceremony that only a handful of people know about even though she didn't deserve it because she's a Mason and those guys are always conspiring about something: Must be true if you honest folks say so.
Anything I left out just add any of the following 'standardized responses' as appropriate:
( 1) Yep
( 2) Sure
( 3) Why Not
( 4) Must Be Right
( 5) Don't Doubt It One Bit
( 6) Righto
( 7) Yes
( 8) Absolutely
( 9) Si
(10) Jarwol
(11) Positively
(12) Thanks For Letting Me Know
(13) If You Say So
(14) I'm Sure You Would Know
(15) How Can I Argue With That?
(16) You Sound Like The Expert On The Subject
(17) I Can See Your Conviction
(18) You Probably Know Better Than Anyone Else
(19) Makes Sense To Me
and
(20) According To You...
...to whatever you believe and/or post. I believe one of those responses will cover just about any possible topic of discussion and opinion. Feel free to apply as needed, 3-4 times daily and right before bed.
I just wanted to make sure I didn't offend anybody by taking an opposing view on anything to include refuting false statements about Army history, correcting false information about brass knuckles, discussing triple-barreled cannons, condemning dog fights, studying chicken fights, praising cat fights (both kinds), or bragging about my mixed success in raising crops and rearing children. You folks go back to whatever you were doing.
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"offend anybody by taking an opposing view on anything to include refuting false statements about Army history, correcting false information about brass knuckles, discussing triple-barreled cannons, condemning dog fights, studying chicken fights, praising cat fights (both kinds), or bragging about my mixed success in raising crops and rearing children."
=paleobrute
Of course.
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You forgot a couple............ We need to Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales. 0 -
To heck with them all. 0 -
Rude, crude and socially unacceptable. 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by Jacob2008
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troll
You wouldn't know a troll if it stole your pacifier, jacob. Change hands or give it up for the night.
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quote:Originally posted by whiteclouder
quote:Originally posted by Jacob2008
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troll
You wouldn't know a troll if it stole your pacifier, jacob. Change hands or give it up for the night.
Clouder..
night? its not even 1pm.
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quote:Originally posted by Paleobrute
Everybody here is right on target about everything. For example:
> Illegal Mexicans are just "undocumented immigrants" and should be allowed to buy homes, draw social security and get in-state tuition: Sure why not!
> We should build a wall across the Mexican-American border: At least one, maybe even 3 or 4.
> Building a wall across the Mexican-American border mean we're all suffering from xenophobia: I don't know what that means because I'm a stupid conservative ultra right-wing fascist Republican who voted for GA Representative Cynthia McKinney but yes I'm a xenophobic American if you say so.
> The Minutemen are white supremacist racists: Yes they certainly are and they should be shipped off to Iraq in leg irons.
> God bless the Minutemen: Well I hope so because they're my heroes.
> Owning more than 1 gun means you're a wack job with an "arsenal" planning a mall massacre: Makes perfect sense to me.
> You need at least 20 guns to really understand the issues: At least 20.
> Ron Paul is the only man who can lead this country: Is there any doubt?
> Hillary Clinton is the best man to lead this country: No argument from me.
> The Constitution should be changed to allow Bill Clinton to run for a third term because we all know he made France like us and we all know he would win: Works for me, we need another Clinton in the White House; his wife was so successful at running everything, let him have a go at it.
> George Wallace would make a better president than Hillary Clinton and he's dead (George Wallace, not Hillary Clinton): Absolutely, couldn't agree more.
> We should elect a black and a woman for President at the same time for no other reason than we've never had a black or a woman president and people in New Zealand will say we're "backward" if we don't: Yep, way overdue, let's elect one of each.
> If Mitt Romney is elected President he'll legalize polygamy: You must be right, I think I saw him and 7 of his wives on Jerry Springer.
> If Mike Huckabee is elected President he'll declare war on the Vatican because he's an evangelical Catholic-hating Protestant fanatic: Uh...I don't if I'm supposed to mad or glad about that or what. After you decide for me, let me know because I'm an ultra left-wing limp wrist libtard sheeple who can't think for himself.
> If you own a pair of 140 year old Iron Knucks you found metal detecting a Civil War camp site near Cold Harbor VA battlefield you probably intend to carry them in your pocket and attack little old ladies with them and they're more dangerous than any gun you could buy with a Curio and Relic license: No doubt because we all know how iron knucks are inherently evil weapons that control people's minds; they're almost as bad as Glocks.
> No gun ever picked itself up and killed someone by itself: Not in my lifetime.
> Ronald Reagan was a Democrat because he caused the Berlin Wall to come down and only a liberal could have talked Gobachev into doing something like that: Right on brother!
> If Abraham Lincoln had been a Republican he would have never freed the slaves because President Bush doesn't care about black people: Thank God Lincoln wasn't a Republican.
> 1 Marine = 10 Soldiers and it was really Marines who fired "the shot heard around the world" at Lexington Green in 1775 and it was Marines who stormed the cliffs at Normandy and it was Marines who killed 10 for 1 Somalis in Mogadishu and Marines really do "morp" into a full-sized knight on a giant chessboard just like on TV: Yep, I believe every word of that.
...and finally:
> Army soldier PFC Jessica Lynch probably was awarded the Medal Of Honor in a secret ceremony that only a handful of people know about even though she didn't deserve it because she's a Mason and those guys are always conspiring about something: Must be true if you honest folks say so.
Anything I left out just add any of the following 'standardized responses' as appropriate:
( 1) Yep
( 2) Sure
( 3) Why Not
( 4) Must Be Right
( 5) Don't Doubt It One Bit
( 6) Righto
( 7) Yes
( 8) Absolutely
( 9) Si
(10) Jarwol
(11) Positively
(12) Thanks For Letting Me Know
(13) If You Say So
(14) I'm Sure You Would Know
(15) How Can I Argue With That?
(16) You Sound Like The Expert On The Subject
(17) I Can See Your Conviction
(18) You Probably Know Better Than Anyone Else
(19) Makes Sense To Me
and
(20) According To You...
...to whatever you believe and/or post. I believe one of those responses will cover just about any possible topic of discussion and opinion. Feel free to apply as needed, 3-4 times daily and right before bed.
I just wanted to make sure I didn't offend anybody by taking an opposing view on anything to include refuting false statements about Army history, correcting false information about brass knuckles, discussing triple-barreled cannons, condemning dog fights, studying chicken fights, praising cat fights (both kinds), or bragging about my mixed success in raising crops and rearing children. You folks go back to whatever you were doing.
LMAO..NOW THATS GOOD, AND FUNNY, RIGHT THERE I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHO YOU ARE OR THINK YOU ARE!!!!!.....Loko [:D]0 -
I agree with no one - ever - unless they are buying me lunch!
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THAT'S why I come here! Entertainment!
.....and maybe to learn something every once in a while.
Actually, Paleobrute, I agree AND disagree with you.[;)][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by guntech59
THAT'S why I come here! Entertainment!
.....and maybe to learn something every once in a while.
Actually, Paleobrute, I agree AND disagree with you.[;)][:D]
Well, just remember to apply whichever of my "20 standard responses" to whatever the subject matter is. For example, Jacob2008 says "Troll". Lessee...which of my standard responses would be appropriate for Jacob2008? Here we go:
I'm Sure You Would Know
Wow! Works pretty good! [:D]0 -
I thought they only gave Lynch The Bronze Star[?] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mrseatle
I thought they only gave Lynch The Bronze Star[?]
mrseatle, you are correct: PFC Lynch was only recommended for and only awarded the Bronze Star (without Valor Device, for that matter). She was never awarded or even recommended for the MOH or any of the several other medals between the MOH and the Bronze Star. My comment refers to a false allegation made by a moderator on this website who was a Marine and in the process of badmouthing the other branches of the U.S. Armed Forces -especially the U.S. ARMY- called soldiers "dogs" and claimed that the U.S. ARMY "makes heroes out of little girls" by awarding PFC Lynch the MOH. My remark regarding that subject was a satirical reference to his absurd and dishonorable accusation.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Paleobrute
My comment refers to a false allegation made by a moderator on this website who was a Marine and in the process of badmouthing the other branches of the U.S. Armed Forces -especially the U.S. ARMY- called soldiers "dogs" and claimed that the U.S. ARMY "makes heroes out of little girls" by awarding PFC Lynch the MOH.
I was wrong about the MOH, but YOU were the one who started insulting the Marines to which I replied. I guess being a former Ranger gives you the right, but not the rest of us. What a guy!
EVERYONE! I WAS WRONG! PVT. LYNCH RECEIVED THE BRONZE STAR, NOT THE MOH FOR GETTING CAPTURED WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT IN SELF DEFENSE! I STILL DON'T THINK WE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER AN AWARD OF ANY KIND FOR GETTING CAPTURED. I HOPE THOSE OF YOU WITH A BRAIN UNDERSTAND I WAS MISTAKEN AND DIDN'T INTEND TO LIE.
While I respect the Rangers (and all branches of service) and thank Paleobrute for his service, I have no respect for the man. He wants to start insults and threats, then cry when when he gets insulted back, which I admit was done in anger and not the Christian thing to do. I don't know of many MEN be they vets or not who have respect for people like that.
I think he is a member in alias who wants to troll. But, I could be mistaken. I was earlier![^]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
I was wrong about the MOH, but YOU were the one who started insulting the Marines to which I replied. I guess being a former Ranger gives you the right, but not the rest of us. What a guy!
EVERYONE! I WAS WRONG! PVT. LYNCH RECEIVED THE BRONZE STAR, NOT THE MOH FOR GETTING CAPTURED WITHOUT FIRING A SHOT IN SELF DEFENSE! I STILL DON'T THINK WE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER AN AWARD OF ANY KIND FOR GETTING CAPTURED. I HOPE THOSE OF YOU WITH A BRAIN UNDERSTAND I WAS MISTAKEN AND DIDN'T INTEND TO LIE.
While I respect the Rangers (and all branches of service) and thank Paleobrute for his service, I have no respect for the man. He wants to start insults and threats, then cry when when he gets insulted back, which I admit was done in anger and not the Christian thing to do. I don't know of many MEN be they vets or not who have respect for people like that.
I think he is a member in alias who wants to troll. But, I could be mistaken. I was earlier![^]
Goodness gracious. I didn't refer to you by name/user ID in my post. I'll also point out that I didn't use the word "lie" or "liar" in this thread to refer to your claim about PFC Lynch having received the MOH. I said "false allegation", which it was, whether intentional or unintentional. Since the thread was removed, there's no way anyone who had never seen the thread would ever know to whom I referred...without you flying in and stirring it up again. And I never 'insulted' the USMC- I only pointed out that the USMC began as a branch of the USN. Is that an "insult" -? Well it's the truth so if the truth is insulting, deal with it. But that doesn't give you the right to retaliate to a truthful comment by accusing the US Army of cowardice and making false allegations about the MOH. I won't drag all those dead horses out here in this post but anyone who cares to know what I said can email me and I'll explain what I actually said vs. what you claim I said.
Calling someone out and demanding he prove his accusation (as I did you) is not "crying"; just the opposite, it's a challenge. Left unchallenged false accusations/claims take on a life of their own. I think most of the Marines with whom I have worked would have refrained from making such a harsh accusation they did not know to be true.
dheffley: "I think he is a member in alias who wants to troll."
I'm honestly not sure what that accusation is supposed to mean, at least the part about "member in alias". It sounds like you're alleging that I'm someone who was already a member and now I've gotten a second ID so that I can post things I would not otherwise post -? If that's your accusation, it's another false accusation. If you truly believe that, shouldn't you relay your concerns to the site owner who can check IP addresses and so forth?
Perhaps you should just stick to posting about things you actually know about- and I'm not being sarcastic when I say that. I just think it looks bad when a moderator starts making false accusations (for whatever reason).
But maybe that's just me.0 -
I told the truth then (and you did start the insults of the Marines via your Navy crap) and I'm telling the truth now. I BELIEVE (an opinion where the truth is not known) that you are another member who has created an alias to troll. I could be wrong, I have been before and will be again, but I still believe it.
You've shown your true charactor and are using the oldest trick in the book (much like the left wing democrats) of trying to label someone as a liar to cover your own faults. Every Ranger I ever meet was an honorable man and didn't stoop to such tactics like attempted charactor assination of others.
Hey, I'm not perfect, and everyone here knows it. I get angry, and everyone here knows it. But I'm as honest as I can be (even if I'm sometimes mistaken) and everyone here knows that too.
I really don't care what you think of me, because as I stated earlier, I don't think much of you. But I will stand on my honesty to the point that even my mistakes are honest ones, and I admit them.
I say things in anger, and I'm forced to apologize at times, but hey, I'm honest about that too.
We'll let God weigh our charactor agaist the scales of honesty when the time comes. I know I have failings, and I think you a surprise coming.[;)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dheffley
I told the truth then (and you did start the insults of the Marines via your Navy crap) and I'm telling the truth now. I BELIEVE (an opinion where the truth is not known) that you are another member who has created an alias to troll. I could be wrong, I have been before and will be again, but I still believe it.
You've shown your true charactor and are using the oldest trick in the book (much like the left wing democrats) of trying to label someone as a liar to cover your own faults. Every Ranger I ever meet was an honorable man and didn't stoop to such tactics like attempted charactor assination of others.
Hey, I'm not perfect, and everyone here knows it. I get angry, and everyone here knows it. But I'm as honest as I can be (even if I'm sometimes mistaken) and everyone here knows that too.
I really don't care what you think of me, because as I stated earlier, I don't think much of you. But I will stand on my honesty to the point that even my mistakes are honest ones, and I admit them.
I say things in anger, and I'm forced to apologize at times, but hey, I'm honest about that too.
We'll let God weigh our charactor agaist the scales of honesty when the time comes. I know I have failings, and I think you a surprise coming.[;)]
yawn...I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. Oops no wait: in keeping with the theme of this thread, let me see which of my 'standardized responses' is most appropriate for all of your complaints about character assassination and insults and all that...lessee here now...ah, here we go:
(16) You Sound Like The Expert On The Subject
Wow! It's great being so agreeable.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Paleobrute
yawn...I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
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glock or no glock?
AR or AK?
how old is the earth?
you can't agree with everyone.0 -
quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
glock or no glock?
AR or AK?
how old is the earth?
you can't agree with everyone.
yes you can!0 -
ok, you disagree. 's cool. 0 -
Looks like the Squids and Jarheads are at it again... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Grunt2
Looks like the Squids and Jarheads are at it again...
Um...retired Army "grunt" here. I don't think any "squids" weighed in. I think "squids" are Navy, right? And "jarheads" are Marines and "flyboys" are Airmen.
Never knew what to call Coast Guard, though, to get them riled up. I guess they're traffic cops on boats who wannabe sailors...is that it?
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quote:Originally posted by Paleobrute
Never knew what to call Coast Guard, though, to get them riled up. I guess they're traffic cops on boats who wannabe sailors...is that it?
[:)]
Puddle Pirates usually does it.0 -
Coast Guardsmen are Puddle Pirates!
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[:D] That's funny, but I would not want my Coast Guard friend mad at me! [:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
quote:Originally posted by Paleobrute
Never knew what to call Coast Guard, though, to get them riled up. I guess they're traffic cops on boats who wannabe sailors...is that it?
[:)]
Puddle Pirates usually does it.
For real? You guys aren't setting me up are you? That sounds a little gay. I don't want to meet one of those guys at the VFW and spout off with "You PUDDLE PIRATE, you!" and he just look at me like I've got an extra set of eyes growing on my head.
Puddle Pirate...hmmm...I hope that's the real deal because that's way cool.0 -
A Second Class Boatswain's Mate used the term "Puddle Pirates" in the EM Club at Gitmo one night. That's the reason you couldn't get bottled beer at Gitmo for years. I don't know if they still take up the chairs and bar stools at 2000. I've heard they have a more civilized clientele now. 0
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