I agree with everybody on everything

Everybody here is right on target about everything. For example:

> Illegal Mexicans are just "undocumented immigrants" and should be allowed to buy homes, draw social security and get in-state tuition: Sure why not!
> We should build a wall across the Mexican-American border: At least one, maybe even 3 or 4.
> Building a wall across the Mexican-American border mean we're all suffering from xenophobia: I don't know what that means because I'm a stupid conservative ultra right-wing fascist Republican who voted for GA Representative Cynthia McKinney but yes I'm a xenophobic American if you say so.
> The Minutemen are white supremacist racists: Yes they certainly are and they should be shipped off to Iraq in leg irons.
> God bless the Minutemen: Well I hope so because they're my heroes.
> Owning more than 1 gun means you're a wack job with an "arsenal" planning a mall massacre: Makes perfect sense to me.
> You need at least 20 guns to really understand the issues: At least 20.
> Ron Paul is the only man who can lead this country: Is there any doubt?
> Hillary Clinton is the best man to lead this country: No argument from me.
> The Constitution should be changed to allow Bill Clinton to run for a third term because we all know he made France like us and we all know he would win: Works for me, we need another Clinton in the White House; his wife was so successful at running everything, let him have a go at it.
> George Wallace would make a better president than Hillary Clinton and he's dead (George Wallace, not Hillary Clinton): Absolutely, couldn't agree more.
> We should elect a black and a woman for President at the same time for no other reason than we've never had a black or a woman president and people in New Zealand will say we're "backward" if we don't: Yep, way overdue, let's elect one of each.
> If Mitt Romney is elected President he'll legalize polygamy: You must be right, I think I saw him and 7 of his wives on Jerry Springer.
> If Mike Huckabee is elected President he'll declare war on the Vatican because he's an evangelical Catholic-hating Protestant fanatic: Uh...I don't if I'm supposed to mad or glad about that or what. After you decide for me, let me know because I'm an ultra left-wing limp wrist libtard sheeple who can't think for himself.
> If you own a pair of 140 year old Iron Knucks you found metal detecting a Civil War camp site near Cold Harbor VA battlefield you probably intend to carry them in your pocket and attack little old ladies with them and they're more dangerous than any gun you could buy with a Curio and Relic license: No doubt because we all know how iron knucks are inherently evil weapons that control people's minds; they're almost as bad as Glocks.
> No gun ever picked itself up and killed someone by itself: Not in my lifetime.
> Ronald Reagan was a Democrat because he caused the Berlin Wall to come down and only a liberal could have talked Gobachev into doing something like that: Right on brother!
> If Abraham Lincoln had been a Republican he would have never freed the slaves because President Bush doesn't care about black people: Thank God Lincoln wasn't a Republican.
> 1 Marine = 10 Soldiers and it was really Marines who fired "the shot heard around the world" at Lexington Green in 1775 and it was Marines who stormed the cliffs at Normandy and it was Marines who killed 10 for 1 Somalis in Mogadishu and Marines really do "morp" into a full-sized knight on a giant chessboard just like on TV: Yep, I believe every word of that.
...and finally:
> Army soldier PFC Jessica Lynch probably was awarded the Medal Of Honor in a secret ceremony that only a handful of people know about even though she didn't deserve it because she's a Mason and those guys are always conspiring about something: Must be true if you honest folks say so.

Anything I left out just add any of the following 'standardized responses' as appropriate:

( 1) Yep
( 2) Sure
( 3) Why Not
( 4) Must Be Right
( 5) Don't Doubt It One Bit
( 6) Righto
( 7) Yes
( 8) Absolutely
( 9) Si
(10) Jarwol
(11) Positively
(12) Thanks For Letting Me Know
(13) If You Say So
(14) I'm Sure You Would Know
(15) How Can I Argue With That?
(16) You Sound Like The Expert On The Subject
(17) I Can See Your Conviction
(18) You Probably Know Better Than Anyone Else
(19) Makes Sense To Me
and
(20) According To You...

...to whatever you believe and/or post. I believe one of those responses will cover just about any possible topic of discussion and opinion. Feel free to apply as needed, 3-4 times daily and right before bed.

I just wanted to make sure I didn't offend anybody by taking an opposing view on anything to include refuting false statements about Army history, correcting false information about brass knuckles, discussing triple-barreled cannons, condemning dog fights, studying chicken fights, praising cat fights (both kinds), or bragging about my mixed success in raising crops and rearing children. You folks go back to whatever you were doing.