WORST THING YOU DONE IN SCHOOL
ok whats the worst thing you done in school i will start
threw a firecracker in the boys bathroom when the priciple was in there.
put a car in the gym.
ate my teachers sack lunch when she was out of the class room.
threw a firecracker in the boys bathroom when the priciple was in there.
put a car in the gym.
ate my teachers sack lunch when she was out of the class room.
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quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
Can't say it was the worst thing I did, but the one that comes to mind was when I was on the wrestling team. Our wrestling uniforms were white long johns with red shorts and tank top over the white.
We had a match coming up with the hated Kernersville. The coach gave Larry, Harry and me cash to take the uniforms to town and get them dry-cleaned. Well, we were some pretty smart boys and always thinking. We decided we could take the uniforms to the U-WASH-IT and wash and dry them for about a dollar and use the rest of the money seeing the sights of High Point.
The red part of the uniforms stayed red, just not quite as red as before, but the white part of the uniforms came out a very bright pink. Coach made us wear the uniforms. We weren't very popular with the wrestling team for a while.
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I brought a break-top revolver to school in 5th and 6th grade. Never had any ammo for it.
I built black powder bombs in junior high, and made dynamite in senior high.
I made it with my girlfriend in the balcony of the auditorium, while the rest of the school was having an assembly on the main floor.
I also did some REALLY bad stuff.
The school was happy when I dropped out and joined the Army.
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Junior year we gave it hell. The entire class (an all boys school) brought in thousands of BB's maybe a million, who knows how many and spread them everywhere. Created havoc on cleanup within five buildings & gym. (I don't remember why we did it??)
Some kids Dad worked at Avery Dennison (the sticker company) and for months he accumulated every conceivable color and size inventory "dot" sticker. We had pads & boxes full of sheets of these things and at the appointed day we had "Dot Day". It was remembered for years, I have to believe some are still stuck somewhere. EVERYTHING was dotted.
We had a real fairy of a teacher so naturally we took his keys, started his car in neutral, set a brick on the accelerator and shut the door. It ran longer than we thought it would. (It was one of those funny little wedge shaped Fiat X 1/9's)
Cafeteria was in the basement, no windows, teachers ate there also. Twice we casually strolled by, turned off the bank of light switches, then yelled "FOOD FIGHT". All hell would break loose, total darkness everything up in the air until a teacher could find his/her way to the light switches. When the lights came back on, it looked like a Three Stooges pie fight times 10. The teachers then created the "teachers table" right beside the light switches, a teacher was always first in and last out from that point on.
All of the Ohaus Triple Beam Dial-A-Grams were permanently requisitioned for more important matters.
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In HS, I beat a kid so bad he missed 4 days of school. When he did come back his head was so swollen and bruised he could only see out of one eye. This was payback for stabbing me between the shoulder blades with a pencil. I had to see a shrink regularly after that and take medication for my rage. I'm all better now. 0 -
Threw Mary Jane seeds in the horticulture garden. 0 -
I think some of you might go to jail! [:D] 0 -
I seemed to like chairs while I was in school for some reason. 0 -
Got suspended for two weeks for tearing the principal's office up, with him in it. 0 -
Cant say.......... The statute of limitations is not up yet. 0 -
He escaped unharmed........no capital offence.[8D] 0 -
I was a terror when I was 5-11. My mom was scared to answer the phone at work because she thought it would be my principal calling to say I got suspended again. Kid called me a name so I decided it would be a good idea to stand up and kick him as hard as I could in the face....I was 8. Same year same kid called me a name again so I picked up a chunk of broken glass and hurled it at him....just happened to hit him in the head from at least 15 feet away and cut him bad enough that he needed 18 stitches. After that it was a lot of fist fights. Finally got in junior high and started playing football and my coaches, God bless em, straightened me out. 0 -
superglued ever, and i mean EVERY lock cylinder shut. took us hours
changed the locks around, i had a best core puller. that was hillarious at the time.
we had a buddy dropout junior year. got a job working a tow truck. insert repeated vehicle relocations here0 -
Sat quietly in class minding my own business and grew my hair long.I really got in trouble for that one.Almost got kicked out over it.They threatned to not let me graduate with the class.
Oh,and I re wrote the school fight song and sang it at a pep rally. That was also met with disapproval,and that`s all I was looking for.0 -
I will take the 5th on this one!
All I will say is I was a HELL raiser and everyone knew it! I was probly one of the best known persons on campus for all the wrong reasons!
I felt sorry for my brother when he started attending the same high school the year after I was gone as I am sure he had a lable put on him when he first arrived there even though he was nothing like me!0 -
I turned over a very large fish aquarium in 3rd grade. Water went everywhere... I spent most of my time sitting next to the Teachers desk. 0 -
Forced to stay after school in art class for throwing little balls of clay at the clock.For punishement I had to clean out storage room for art supplies,well at that point I pushed out the third story window a whole block of clay weighing 50 lbs,it just missed a teacher and splattered over teachers cars in parking lot.
PHEW!!!!!! did I get into alot of dutch[:0]0 -
quote:WORST THING YOU DONE IN SCHOOL
Failed Dendrology. [:(]
Edit: I forgot...in seventh grade I lusted after Madam Wavel, the french teacher. [}:)]0 -
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My junior year in high school I played a porno in American Studies when we were supposed to be watching a movie on European history. They teachers didn't know the tape had been switched and when the class exploded in laughter and cheers the teachers had no idea what was going on cause they could not see the T.V. so they were laughing at us. Oh but when they found out they went to happy, well, one of them told me later that it was rather comical but she tried not to laugh because it definately wasn't very professional. Oh, those were the days! 0 -
Called my Civics/Social Studies teacher an idiot.
She was a communist that insisted on attacking affluent white kids. It was her insistance that well-off people had a greater responsibility to take care of their poor downtrodden neighbors. I suggested that as a single woman in her own house, there would be several extra bedrooms for the homeless. She took exception to my statement and called me, with great vigor, a "Nazi Klansman" at which point I indicated that while her opinions were her right, my opinion was that she was an idiot.
I miss a good argument0 -
good old days gone by,[:p]
none of this beats the worst things they do in school now days[}:)]
the deranged little punk just come in and shoots everyone[xx(]0 -
I was on the high school football team. This big dumb tight end came up to me and said, "Allen, Coach Goff says you scored real high on the SAT. Coach Goff says maybe you could take the test for me so I can get into Georgia Tech."
I took the test for Larry, and he got into Georgia Tech. Thank God football is played fall quarter, when grades came out at Christmas, he was out of school.
What a great deal for me, four hours of taking that g-d test for $10.
Had I been caught, they would have kicked me out of college.0 -
Beat up the school security gaurd. 0 -
Buddy of mines girlfriend broke up with him so we welded her locker shut, it was just outside of the metals shop. 0 -
did not apply myself & wasted time with a lot of smart people...could have done so much more as had the highest class score on IQ tests used at that time...but i did it my way 0 -
in gradeschool I didn't get into trouble. I didn't have it in me. I just goofed around a lot. me and my friends would join up in the morning to ride our bikes to school together. that's how it all got started.
7th grade, we didn't really want to go to school, so we'd screw around more and more on the way there. we were late a lot.
8th grade, by the end of the year I had 225 tardies. out of, I think, 273 days in the school year. usually about 1 or 2 hours late. got a D average.
9th grade, we had to take a bus for "desegregation" to the other side of town, so we weren't late. but, we could smuggle booze in cough syrup bottles and drink it on the way there. one time I got too drunk and ended up in the nurses' office. one time I wrote "eat me" on a notebook and held it up to the window the whole way to school, some tightass driving behind us followed the bus and narked me off to the principal. there was somebody who would take a leak in the band hall about once a week, but nobody could figure out who it was (the "Band Hall Pisser"). the principal blamed it on me. (it wasn't me.) I did not care about homework. I couldn't stand it. at the end of 9th grade, my GPA was 0.095. not 0.95, but 0.095.
then we discovered girls.
10th grade, one time in study hall the teacher was reading a book, kind of facing the other way, so reeeal quiet I got up and snuck out of the room, almost right past him and right in front of everybody else. there was this one stairway with a glass door at the bottom everybody had to go through, so before hall period we bent down the hydraulic arm thing at the top of the door so you think you're going through the door but it catches and you smack into the door face first. then we stood there and watched the fun. the pop machine at the end of that hall, we'd pull that away from the wall and grab the extra pop the vendor left inside on the botom of the door. or, we'd kick it and gobs of change would fall out. we got about 20$ a week until they fixed it. after school some jocks were working out in the gym, only 1 door was unlocked, so we tied that shut with a jumprope. another day in the locker room, some jocks grabbed me, stuffed me in a gym locker and locked it, then peed on me through the vents. they went to class, after a while I unscrewed the latch on the inside with my fingers to get out, I was very late to class so they sent me to the office, I told them what happened but they didn't believe me. so we stole 20 basketballs from the gym. another time after dark we went in through the hall that goes from the football field down into the locker room, we stole boxes and boxes of M&M's, pennants and jackets, we ate the M&M's and sold the rest. (yes I smoked in the bathroom too) rode our bikes through the halls a few times. my friend stole his dad's motorcycle, wiped out on some sand and nailed a bus, so he ran away from home because he thought his dad would kill him (probably would) he showed up at my house and said "I'm running away, wanna go with?" I said "why??" he said "why not?" I said OK so we missed too much school and got kicked out. -10th grade lasted about 5 months.
when I was in school, I'd go to parties and come home drunk "often". now that I was out of school, I was coming home drunk practically every night.
my other friends, they flat out didn't go to school. they went In Search of Chicks instead. so I joined them. one time we went to this other school to meet up with these chicks (they were going to skip) we were roaming around the halls during passing period looking for them, didn't find them, everybody else got to class but we were still in the hall, got shanghaid by a teacher who took us to the office. they thought we went there. we played along. we gave them fake names, we got the lecture from the principal, and he sent us to the in-house suspension room. we thought it was hilarious. they asked us where were our books, we didn't have any, so they gave us some books and told us to read this-and-that. we played along for a while, looked at each other, stood up and flipped off the teacher and yelled at her, told her to go to hell (among other things) and we quit going to school!! she went to get some other teachers and we took off. we went to a bar down the street (it was day time) there was a truck running outside the bar, my friends wanted me to steal the truck so they could meet me down the street and we would have a ride home. I wouldn't do it. another time they stole a moped, went to a school, the principal came out to grab them but the guy riding on back jumped off and punched the principal in the face, then jumped back on with his hands over the license plate and they took off.
11th grade, I still couldn't stand school. couldn't bring myself to do homework. the vice principal brought me into the office, him and the principal accused me of locking the janitor up on the roof. I didn't do it, but that didn't matter, that was their excuse to kick me out. along with "you're just not trying". that lasted 2 months.
so I got bussed to another high school. I joined a "gang" called Sons of Satan (or S.O.S. for short) we stood off the property and smoked cigarettes before school. one day I brought my sister's knife and we practiced throwing it at a tree, wouldn't ya know it somebody was watching, snitched us off to the principal, and as soon as we walked in to school I got kicked out. that lasted about 1 month.
I got my GED. then I went to college. fortunately at that time you could get in with a GED. my transcripts from high school showed that out of 525 students, I was # 522.
and I went on to get a degree in Chemistry, about one of the hardest subjects to get a degree in.
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Senior year. Brainless coach was assigned to my study hall. Comes up to me and says I am to come with him for licks. What for, I ask. For skipping out yesterday. Nope. Didn't skip out. I was right where I signed out to be.
I told him that if he intended to give me licks, it would be after he stood toe-to-toe with me and whipped my ass like a man, right here in front of the class. He turned beet-red, and I could tell he wanted to kill me, but he backed down and then went and found out what I told him was true.0 -
The school put on a "donkey basketball"game one Friday night (people riding donkeys wearing rubber booties playing b-ball on the gym floor).A pal & I bought a few packs of Ex-lax & fed it to the donkeys before the game. You never saw such a mess in your life.
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I'll try yo make it short.
School ordered all of us with long hair to lose it!
We did..all except one...the Superintendent's son! And then they didn't expel him as they threatened to do with us, nor did they make him get it cut!!!
All the former long hairs got Locks and log chains locked everyone in school and when one of the jerks tried to get out the windows we bombarded him with bags of some stuff that came out of the south end of a northbound hog!!!
They gave us three unbearable days off during hunting season (that still brings tears to my eyes from laughing), but it wasn't a total loss we had a bald headed superintendent's son to kick out the bunnies for us!!!0 -
I got off to an early start. I asked my dad how to make wine. He said to put some sugar and yeast in grape juice.
I got a bottle of Welchs grape juice, and put sugar and yeast in there. In a week I had a bottle of wine.
I took it to school and drank it in the lunchroom, at lunch, with my buddy.
I was ten years old.0
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