What is your "type" ??
Looking at the beauties on the "boat" thread, got me thinking about the "type" of women that get under my skin most.
First, I like redheads above all others.
Second, I like short women - 4'10 to 5'3 - they bring out the protective feelings in me.
Third, I like medium to small boobs best. Don't get me wrong, I love looking at big jugs as much as anyone, but the smaller ones are the most attractive to me.
Forth, I like girls with some meat on their bones. Most of the ones considered beautiful are too skinny for me - I hate pokey hip bones.
Fifth, I like moderately mentally strong women, that will still look to me for guidance.
Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine, and those with a sharp sense of humor and irony, who are very playful.
Seventh, I lean toward women with exotic rather than rubber-stamp facial beauty.
I keep looking, but I keep not finding.
How about y'all ??
Tell the truth.
Doug
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First, I like redheads above all others.
Second, I like short women - 4'10 to 5'3 - they bring out the protective feelings in me.
Third, I like medium to small boobs best. Don't get me wrong, I love looking at big jugs as much as anyone, but the smaller ones are the most attractive to me.
Forth, I like girls with some meat on their bones. Most of the ones considered beautiful are too skinny for me - I hate pokey hip bones.
Fifth, I like moderately mentally strong women, that will still look to me for guidance.
Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine, and those with a sharp sense of humor and irony, who are very playful.
Seventh, I lean toward women with exotic rather than rubber-stamp facial beauty.
I keep looking, but I keep not finding.
How about y'all ??
Tell the truth.
Doug
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There all perfect till they open there mouth!!!![:D][;)][;)][;)] 0 -
Preferably warm!Thanks,Paul 0 -
It took me thirty years to figure out exactly what the perfect woman is....when I did I discovered there are 3 billion of them. wow! 0 -
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quote:Originally posted by 1911a1fan
i'll take one 3 foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head i can rest my drink on
or the traditional type, you know a lady in the parlor, slave in the kitchen, and a wh@re in the bedroom
or the one i have now, i just wish she wasn't so bitter because i was the best she could do0 -
5'6"-6'
Brunette
Green/Blue eyes
Extra 5-10lbs
Great sense of humor
Great lips
B's-C's. I've dated them all and enjoy the C's the best.
They have to have a butt.
Firm legs
Good skin
Feminine hands
Good teeth
Spontaneous
Well groomed...[;)] VERY well groomed. [:p]0 -
If you are looking for a stupid Redhead, good luck. I have never met one. I married 2 of them and they were both very intelligent. now if you dye a blonde's hair red then you may find what you are looking for. [:D]quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Looking at the beauties on the "boat" thread, got me thinking about the "type" of women that get under my skin most.
First, I like redheads above all others.
Second, I like short women - 4'10 to 5'3 - they bring out the protective feelings in me.
Third, I like medium to small boobs best. Don't get me wrong, I love looking at big jugs as much as anyone, but the smaller ones are the most attractive to me.
Forth, I like girls with some meat on their bones. Most of the ones considered beautiful are too skinny for me - I hate pokey hip bones.
Fifth, I like moderately mentally strong women, that will still look to me for guidance.
Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine, and those with a sharp sense of humor and irony, who are very playful.
Seventh, I lean toward women with exotic rather than rubber-stamp facial beauty.
I keep looking, but I keep not finding.
How about y'all ??
Tell the truth.
Doug
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oh yeah, I like'em all: short, tall, pretty, ugly (reasonably), young (reasonably), a little older, skinny, chunky, just as long as they can move without help of a crane. [:p] As long as the parts are authentic and she isn't "what some might call mentally retarded" -- doesn't matter to me [:D] 0 -
I didn't say "stupid".
I think that's an insult??
I've married enough redheads to agree that they mostly aren't stupid.
Mostly not rocket scientists, either.
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This video has a couple [8D] 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivASA9nZmNo
want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At citi bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from kiddy to karen
She's trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Jacket
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana0 -
She looks, uh, Just like this! [img][/img]
(brownie points!)[:D][:D][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxmike_2
She looks, uh, Just like this![img][/img]
(brownie points!)[:D][:D][:D][:D]
What? a 20" 9lb fish???0 -
quote:Originally posted by pabooger
There all perfect till they open there mouth!!!![:D][;)][;)][;)]
that all depends on why they are opening it [}:)][}:)][:D][:D]0 -
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Red on the head, nice firm breasts, any size, slightly thick legs and butt,no spindlely legs for me,crazy for lovin, and her father owns a liquor store.[:0] 0 -
quote:Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine
That pretty much limits your choices to minerals Doug.[}:)]0 -
Yes....but FINE minerals.
Doug0 -
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I am a complete sucker for tall willowy blondes.0 -
Lets see, about 4'10", Philipino, medium length brown hair, great hourglass figure.......
Hey, that sounds just like my wife!!!0 -
The one I am married to.. She still lights my fire.. 0
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