What is your "type" ??
Looking at the beauties on the "boat" thread, got me thinking about the "type" of women that get under my skin most.
First, I like redheads above all others.
Second, I like short women - 4'10 to 5'3 - they bring out the protective feelings in me.
Third, I like medium to small boobs best. Don't get me wrong, I love looking at big jugs as much as anyone, but the smaller ones are the most attractive to me.
Forth, I like girls with some meat on their bones. Most of the ones considered beautiful are too skinny for me - I hate pokey hip bones.
Fifth, I like moderately mentally strong women, that will still look to me for guidance.
Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine, and those with a sharp sense of humor and irony, who are very playful.
Seventh, I lean toward women with exotic rather than rubber-stamp facial beauty.
I keep looking, but I keep not finding.
How about y'all ??
Tell the truth.
Doug
* edited to correct punctuation.
First, I like redheads above all others.
Second, I like short women - 4'10 to 5'3 - they bring out the protective feelings in me.
Third, I like medium to small boobs best. Don't get me wrong, I love looking at big jugs as much as anyone, but the smaller ones are the most attractive to me.
Forth, I like girls with some meat on their bones. Most of the ones considered beautiful are too skinny for me - I hate pokey hip bones.
Fifth, I like moderately mentally strong women, that will still look to me for guidance.
Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine, and those with a sharp sense of humor and irony, who are very playful.
Seventh, I lean toward women with exotic rather than rubber-stamp facial beauty.
I keep looking, but I keep not finding.
How about y'all ??
Tell the truth.
Doug
* edited to correct punctuation.
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I like Shorter women like you, makes me feel a bit more Manly, they have to be semi smart, but no need for a Mensa Member as im not one. Looks only matter womewhat to me, im not the best looking guy, and i dont expect a supermodel. I also cannot stand skinny women, theyre so bitchy all the time because theyre hungry. JK. [;)] Basically the same kind of woman you like doug. OHHH, except i hate redheads. Like that stuipd one on sex and the city, i love to hate her. 0 -
One of my first rules is I won't date a woman larger than my refridgerator, beyond that breathing is good. 0 -
At my age te only real requirement is "breathing/has a pulse" [:p][:p] 
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Tall, smart, educated, brunettes with around a 36C. Just like my wife of 15 years. 0 -
breathing, drunk and willing[:p]
j/k aside...i like women that are a little shorter than me and have some body to them. i hate being able to see what a girl had for lunch when she disrobes. girls who are thin enough to slide through a credit card reader, large enough to pull a bulldozer, implants, extentions, glued on nails, make up so thick you need to sandblast her face every night, unkempt, unshaven, unbathed deodorant free hippy types are a no no or me.
i like girls that are shapely but not fat, intellegent but not Alberta Einsteen, adventurous enough to go skinny dipping together but modest enough not to strip because she was dared to at a concert of a thousand people....and can shoot a gun.0 -
brier-49 - I believe you have struck to the essence of it all.
Pretty damned funny.
I've never watched "Sex and the City", but you make it sound worthwhile to me, SN.
Doug0 -
Sixth, Women of intelligence levels slightly below mine, and those with a sharp sense of humor and irony....
She would have to possess the later to tolerate the former.
Hey, I'll give you credit, though, Doug, for acknowledging your limitations.[;)]0 -
I like latina women personally the best.
I like a lady in public but wild in the bedroom.
I like a women with fight and spirit. I want a women that will challenge me and make me work for something, but ultimately she needs to know if I'm dead serious and at that point to give in.
I like a women that is clean. I don't like slobs no matter how good looking.
My women has to be gun friendly because I will choose my guns over them period.
I like women that aren't impressed with money, but willing to work hard to make as much as possible with me.
One more thing, I like a women that doesn't feel worried because I want to spend alot of time alone. She needs to understand that I'm naturally a loaner and need that sometimes.
Hell, basically I just listed my wife.0 -
I just want one who can support me with the lifestyle I deserve.
Beyond that, I'm an A$$ man. I like a big butt, the kind you can whip with a car antenna.0 -
Hair color and height don't matter to me, nor does breast size. I am attracted to a woman with nice eyes and an overall appeal. I prefer women with some extra meat, not morbidly obese mind you, but a bit of squishiness is a good thing. A woman can be plenty large as long as the basic "woman-shape" is clearly evident.
Intelligence is a major plus because I enjoy conversing and discussing issues and current events. Can't be a wild-eyed liberal...major turn-off. Can't be anti-hunting, or anti-gun, or a do-gooder beyond what normal human compassion dictates.
Oh and fake boobs are a major negative.[xx(]0 -
quote:Originally posted by Kodiakk
I like oriental women personally the best.
I like a lady in public, but a TIGER in the bedroom.
I want a chef in the kitchen
I like a women with fight and spirit. I want a women that will challenge me and make me work for something, but ultimately she needs to know if I'm dead serious and at that point to give in.
I like a women that is clean/shaven in all the right areas, I don't like slobs.. no matter how good looking.
My women has to be gun friendly, because I would never choose my guns over them period.
I like women that aren't impressed with money, but willing to work hard to make as much as possible with me.
One more thing, I like a women that doesn't feel worried because I want to spend alot of time alone. She needs to understand that I'm naturally a loaner and need that alot....
thanks Kodiakk, I just added a few of my own..you said it all....Loko [:D][;)][^]0 -
Andrea -
"I respect a man who knows his limitations."
-Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry Callahan
I was trying to be honest about it.
Otherwise, what would be the point.
Doug0 -
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Andrea -
"I respect a man who knows his limitations."
-Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry Callahan
I was trying to be honest about it.
Otherwise, what would be the point.
Doug
Gotta love Harry. Honesty is sometimes more appealing than intelligence.
I have to wonder how your "ideal woman" would feel about the fact that you believe her to not be your intellectual equal.0 -
mellow and irish[;)][:D] 0 -
She needs to understand that I'm naturally a loaner
Can I have $20 for beer?0 -
quote:Originally posted by Old Fool
At my age te only real requirement is "breathing/has a pulse" [:p][:p]
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quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
quote:Originally posted by Kodiakk
I like oriental women personally the best.
I like a lady in public, but a TIGER in the bedroom.
I want a chef in the kitchen
I like a women with fight and spirit. I want a women that will challenge me and make me work for something, but ultimately she needs to know if I'm dead serious and at that point to give in.
I like a women that is clean/shaven in all the right areas, I don't like slobs.. no matter how good looking.
My women has to be gun friendly, because I would never choose my guns over them period.
I like women that aren't impressed with money, but willing to work hard to make as much as possible with me.
One more thing, I like a women that doesn't feel worried because I want to spend alot of time alone. She needs to understand that I'm naturally a loaner and need that alot....
thanks Kodiakk, I just added a few of my own..you said it all....Loko [:D][;)][^]
I see what you added Loko,........have you invited the wife to look at your post?
She didn't appear Oriental to me![:0][:D][8D]0 -
You guys are awful selfish and ought to be ashamed of yourselves. What would all those nice, red headed, freckled faced dolls with unmanageable hair and bug eyes do that wear a permanent smile and display a lockjaw personality, if they had to depend on ya'll for a date? 0 -
quote:One of my first rules is I won't date a woman larger than my refridgerator, beyond that breathing is good. Now that's funny...[:D] 0 -
Okay, this is what lights my fire.
Red, auburn, brown, honey blonde, blonde, black hair in that order
Small (34b-36c) boobs with big nips. Large ones are just a waste and not as erotic or sensitive.
Skinny to slightly overweight depending on how it carries.
Short or tall, prefer 5'5-5'10
Prefer extremely intelligent, but standard walking around sense will do. Adventureous, humorous, and able to verbally spar is my number one criteria.
I like agressive and s/lutty women. The shy, demure types that don't tell you what they like or what they are going to do to you I leave for the kids.
Women that shave their pubes are a total turn off to me. I usually ask them if they are trying to appeal to pedophiles. I love a natural woman and will be glad when this current fad dies.
A gal with a professional job, a cool car, her own money, and one that likes to cook exotic foods is icing on the cake, or maybe pie in this case? [}:)]
Now if the Japs will build me a cyborg like that............[:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Andrea -
"I respect a man who knows his limitations."
-Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry Callahan
I was trying to be honest about it.
Otherwise, what would be the point.
Doug
Gotta love Harry. Honesty is sometimes more appealing than intelligence.
I have to wonder how your "ideal woman" would feel about the fact that you believe her to not be your intellectual equal.
She'd be happy that she met someone as smart as I am, that would speak with her.
Doug0 -
mentally, mentally strong but not bull headed like i am,(typed with a smile) a woman who would work side by side not against me, not be afraid of getting dirty, one who does not need constant pampering...one who if i asked to run a piece of equipment would gladly want too run it, not dingy, have good level head and know when i am crabby because of stress...... just let me have some space and not be offended because its not personal.
build, athletic, avg height is good, i am a leg man so nice legs are a big plus and as you said Doug real big jugs are not always the best
hair kinda got a thing for black hair but hair color not real important,
the first mentioned things would be the most important to me0 -
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
quote:Originally posted by rcrxs old lady
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
Andrea -
"I respect a man who knows his limitations."
-Clint Eastwood, as Dirty Harry Callahan
I was trying to be honest about it.
Otherwise, what would be the point.
Doug
Gotta love Harry. Honesty is sometimes more appealing than intelligence.
I have to wonder how your "ideal woman" would feel about the fact that you believe her to not be your intellectual equal.
She'd be happy that she met someone as smart as I am, that would speak with her.
Doug
I see, Oh Great and Powerful Oz...[;)]0 -
i'll take one 3 foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head i can rest my drink on
or the traditional type, you know a lady in the parlor, slave in the kitchen, and a wh@re in the bedroom
or the one i have now, i just wish she wasn't so bitter because i was the best she could do0 -
"MY GAL IS REEED HOT, YO GAL AIN'T DOODLEY-SQUAT"![:D]
Jeff0 -
Apparently clinically insane. 0 -
Big.......REAL big...........you know...The bigger the cushion..the better the pushin................[:0]..............Did I mention BIG...........REAL BIG 0 -
Hell, I have been married so many times, I just like em all. Don 0 -
Right now I am in my "I Hate women mode" I don't give a tinkers-damn about any of them.
Deception, lies and getting robbed blind tends to give one a pooor attitude.0 -
mute, deaf, about 4 feet tall with big ears and a square head (so that beer doesn't fall off).
1911a1fan beat me to it. doh!0
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