Ever been "caught in the act"?
Anyone ever been caught while *ahem* being intimate with someone?
Can't say I've been caught in the act itself....but my ex had a disturbing trend of not locking her bedroom door (she lived with her parents at the time) and her little sister walked in on us one time right as I got her top off....
Appearently, situations like this do not play out in real life like they do in the penthouse forum.....Instead of a threesome, I ended up only getting a onesome that day
Can't say I've been caught in the act itself....but my ex had a disturbing trend of not locking her bedroom door (she lived with her parents at the time) and her little sister walked in on us one time right as I got her top off....
Appearently, situations like this do not play out in real life like they do in the penthouse forum.....Instead of a threesome, I ended up only getting a onesome that day
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Yes, a long time ago, parked car, the officer was cool, he let me get dressed and instructed me to get a room next time. 0 -
Yup!!
A police officer when I was about 17. He was pretty cool.
A biker with a shotgun! I thought the farm house was vacant! I was just using the driveway!!
I was pretty "busy" back in the day..........0 -
too many times!!!
1) i was young living at home when my little brother walked in, stood at the end of the bed and said "What'cha doing" after kicking him out and a good laugh we continued
2) one late evening we weren't really caught but after the deed was done i headed for the bathroom and unknow to us my now sister in law and stuck in after a party to crash on the couch. of course the bathroom was off the living room. i was the only one who thought it was funny when i told her it was her turn lol
3) worst was when we put our newborn down for a nap and my father in law stoped in. we had our door closed and he started talking to us (mid day) once he realized what was up he went in woke up the baby and left laughing - meanie
4) now we get busted by our 3 and 4 year old all the time. no matter what time or how a sleep they are or how quiet we are the just know.0 -
Yep, was there once myself. Very late at night and had our youngest walk in unknown to us. At least until we heard her say howdy doo! She was three at the time and needless to say that was the end of any desires we had that night. Made damn sure it never happened again and she never ask any questions. Was much more of a scare on us it seems.[:0] 0 -
Came close. I was at this girls house and her parents were up stairs in thier room. So she snuck me into her house and we went in her bedroom. While we were in the middle of it, I heard her father calling for her why he was making his way down the stairs [:0]. So I jumped up and pushed my clothes and shoes under her bed and made a bee line for her closet! Well he opened the door and and said good night to her, mean while my heart was racing and there I was naked hiding in a closet peeking threw the closet vents with dad in the room. He finaly left the room and I thought I better leave while I still had my health. I left a trail of smoke behind me,lol. 0 -
SO there was this time, in band camp, where I got into the girls' dorms and like, I started off with one chick and then her friends walked in, and, like, all I can say is that I was exhausted by the time the night ended. 0 -
Dated a girl that had a twin sister. A County Deputy caught us parked. Her sister came along.. and all three of us were nakid in the car when the Deputy walked up. He said just move along.. And we did after he left. 0 -
yeah quite a few times. 0 -
One sunday afternoon I told the girls to go take a nap after church,cause nunn and I were going to do the same thing,well I was down to my bra and panties when there was a knock on the door I opened it to find a 6yr and 10yr they looked at me and said"yeah right u are going to a nap"I said I was and they saw nunn in the bed and said"nana da u dont sleep in your bra and panties" later they told me that they heard a bunch of noise from my room....busted
then I forgot to lock the door once and Vanessa the 6 yr old walked in she saw nunn backside all up in the air naked and she said ""ooooooooooh"just walked out,,we finished I went to her room and she looked at me with this look I said what is wrong and all she said was "I AM BLINDED" she asked where I was and the 10yr said she was underneath uncle david,I just walked and made a promise that i will lock that door for now on...
then vanessa walked into my bedroom nunn just got out of the shower and she said where is nanan da,nunn said vanessa get out I am naked she said I have seen it before,now where is nana da?
THIS IS WHY I LIKE TO DO IT WHEN THE KIDS ARE NOT HERE..........AT THIS AGE THEY CAN TRULEY EMBARASE U...0 -
NOPE.....[:D]Too slick!!
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quote:Ever been "caught in the act"?
You'll go blind doing that.0 -
yeah, only while parking though, and then, only by farmers and/or partiers.
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Sort of, when I was younger living at home, Mom at least waited til we where done then she came down and asked the girl to leave. 0 -
Nope. 0 -
I never got busted... but, when me & the sis were little, the folks would go in their bedroom and lock the door and start making funny noises. we knew what they were doing, and they were usually at it for a while, so we'd go get a big bowl of popcorn, go sit in the closet and listen to them with our ears against the wall. we thought it was funny. 0 -
what a perv!! lmao!!jk.[:D] 0 -
once ..in the back field ,with the local cops daughter..(niiiice too!)[;)]
twice.. ,on the kitchen top., with ex-.....by pops (one afternoon)[:I]
that was enough.....[:D]0 -
Parked in a park,officer pecked on the window,said something about vandalism and just wanted to make sure I wasn't there to "tear something up".I told him it was a good thing he got here when he did,cause I was just getting ready to tear somethin up.He smiled and left. 0 -
quote:Ever been "caught in the act"?
It wasn't an act...0 -
the more you do it the better the odds, so yes many times, but the funniest one was when mr and the wife got together we at it like rabbits morning noon and night, one morning i turned my head to see {my now step son} at age 3 and say "why you wigglin", {we had full covers on}
not so funny, once my bed room/ party room had a couch at the head of my bed, i was really busy with a girl friend, my drunk room mate came in and set down on the couch about 12 inches from our face, i had to get up and remove him buck azz naked, kicked him out the next day
a girl once talked me into letting her tie me up{she was so hot i couldn't say no}, but just my hands to a single bed, another room mate walked in, he made remarks as if it where a prime time for him to give me an azz whoopin, i did a flip over the bed backwards and knocked him across the room with the bed with my hand still tied0 -
I walked in on one of my boys one night. I asked who you got there, he said, "No one", then I had to ask him when did he grow that third leg out his ass? Get her outta here! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
NOPE.....[:D]Too slick!!
Jeff
Heh, heh! SHOW ME YOUR HIDING PLACE!!0 -
"right as I got her top off...."
So is that how you got the user name "Rack Ops"?[:D]
quote:Originally posted by Rack Ops
Anyone ever been caught while *ahem* being intimate with someone?
Can't say I've been caught in the act itself....but my ex had a disturbing trend of not locking her bedroom door (she lived with her parents at the time) and her little sister walked in on us one time right as I got her top off....
Appearently, situations like this do not play out in real life like they do in the penthouse forum.....Instead of a threesome, I ended up only getting a onesome that day0 -
In 31 years of being an LEO I have caught many parkers who were in the act.[8D]
Trinity +++0 -
define "being caught"... It sort of implies doing something bad... 0 -
I was in college, I met this girl at the bar, named Rita. About 5-9, long brown hair, 36-C, more or less, green eyes and beautiful. She was 19 years old. We had a few drinks and wound up back at my apartment. I had one of the best times of my life that night.
During the course of the night, she had told me she was married, but I wasn't too worried about that at that point.
Well, unfortunately, I really liked her.
She called me up, a few days later, to come over to her house, way out in the country. She said her husband Bruce, was out of town. Well, I was so young and dumb, I thought that being with a married girl was kinda spicy, so I went over. We drank some gin, and had a session in bed, and I was laying there feeling pretty good.
The phone rang. It was Bruce, he was down in Daytona Beach. Since we were up in central Georgia, I figured I was good for the night.
Rita talked to him for about five minutes.
We went out to the living room, where the window unit was, and rolled out the sleeper sofa, and had at it again.
Got up in the morning for a third go round. You can do that when you are 22 and with a beautiful girl.
The sun was just comming up.I went over and put on my blue boxer shorts, and sat down on the chair. Rita was on the sofa/bed, naked.
The front door opened up, suddenly, and there was Bruce! Christ, he must have hung up the phone, jumped in the car, and driven all night to get there that quickly.
I looked over at that window, figuring how bad I would get cut when I dove through it.
Rita had already told me that Bruce had a Masters degree in math and was kind of a nerd, and not violent, and didn't have any guns. I was about 40 pounds bigger than him, thank God, but I was looking to where the kitchen knives were stashed. If he made one move towards the kitchen, I was going to grab my pants, where the keys and wallet were, and dive through that window.
Bruce looked right at me, and said, "Do you mind if I have a minute of privacy with my wife?"
I said, "Give me three steps, give me three steps mister...."
I grabbed my clothes, and was out that door FAST, and drove home barefoot, wearing nothing but my blue boxers. Boy, did I feel like the biggest jerk in the world.
I knew that that damn girl had gotten the word from Bruce on that phone call, that he was coming back early, and she set me up. Sure enough, in a week, they were divorced.
When I hear that song, "Devil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devil with a blue dress on......" I think of that crazy Rita.
I decided to leave the married girls alone, after that encounter.0 -
quote:Originally posted by gbeggrow
"right as I got her top off...."
So is that how you got the user name "Rack Ops"?[:D]
No.....If I got my name from that incident I'd be known as "bump ops" or "mosquito bite ops"
"Rack" does, however, refer to a bed0 -
Dated a preachers daughter in college. Went home with her one weekend and she got frisky in the church. We ended up in the second pew and yep, her dad caught us doing it. Really uncomfortable situation but really cool 30 years later. 0 -
yep, and we'll never live it down! it's a story that comes up at almost every family function. [xx(] 0 -
Many times from officers, sister, and kids. We've since learned to lock doors and gotten our own place. [:I] 0
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