Ever been "caught in the act"?
Anyone ever been caught while *ahem* being intimate with someone?
Can't say I've been caught in the act itself....but my ex had a disturbing trend of not locking her bedroom door (she lived with her parents at the time) and her little sister walked in on us one time right as I got her top off....
Appearently, situations like this do not play out in real life like they do in the penthouse forum.....Instead of a threesome, I ended up only getting a onesome that day
Can't say I've been caught in the act itself....but my ex had a disturbing trend of not locking her bedroom door (she lived with her parents at the time) and her little sister walked in on us one time right as I got her top off....
Appearently, situations like this do not play out in real life like they do in the penthouse forum.....Instead of a threesome, I ended up only getting a onesome that day
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Only once in High School. It was spring and me and my girlfriend had went to a party and then wound up at the end of the lane at the end of our property. It was @ 7 a.m. when I heard a vehicle coming down the lane. It was my dad. He parked a ways from my car, a Sunbird hatchback, and walked over to it. Then when he saw blond hair he turned around and left. Talk about not wanting to go back home when I dropped her off at home. Hung over and busted, I went home and dad and a friend of his were in the drive way. I got out of my car and he asked if I stayed at a friends house. I said "No." He said will tell you mom that you did cause that's what I told her. He was going mushroom hunting and he figured he'd seen enough. 0 -
When I came home from the Army I stayed with my Folks. There was a dynamite neighbor girl - 18 and a senior in high school - that lived across the street(her last name was "Nunn"). It was pretty warm at night and my folks left the screened doors and windows open. After a few days, I was awakened in the middle of the night by getting licked on by a nekkid girl. It was Miss Nunn. After some cavorting, we fell asleep. For some unknown reason, my Dad came into my room before dawn to use my bathroom. When he came in, it woke me, and both Miss Nunn and myself stuck our heads out of the covers to see my Dad grinning broadly at us. He said " Isn't it about time that you went home?", then left the room.
My action with Miss Nunn went on for about 7 months, and there are many other stories about her.
I got married the next year and made my living in a rock band. During the break in the middle of the gig, my new wife and I went out to the car to exercise some conjugal rights. Tap, tap "Get out of the car," said the officer, "is she old enough to be doing what you're doing?"
I told him we were married, but he didn't believe me. My wife had no ID, but she found our marriage certificate in the glove box. He smiled and said "You should be doing this at home." and left.
Over the fullness of time, there have been more, similar incident, with which I will not bore you further.
I'm thinking about a book.
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quote:Originally posted by select-fire
Dated a girl that had a twin sister. A County Deputy caught us parked. Her sister came along.. and all three of us were nakid in the car when the Deputy walked up.
quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
When I came home from the Army I stayed with my Folks. There was a dynamite neighbor girl - 18 and a senior in high school - that lived across the street(her last name was "Nunn"). It was pretty warm at night and my folks left the screened doors and windows open. After a few days, I was awakened in the middle of the night by getting licked on by a nekkid girl.
Appearently life does imitate the Penthouse forum.........why don't things like this happen to me? [B)]0 -
You just don't live right.
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Found a nice girl that was willing to please on the 101 in or around Phoenix Arizona . We had plenty of viewers and not a single complaint[:D] We got the thumbs up and honking and all kinds of smiles. Its tuff to drive in the state of mind I was in. We had just left Christie's Cabaret in Tempe. I was in really no shape to drive[xx(], non the less 0 -
Bear in mind you younger folks, that most of my good stuff happened in the mid-60s, and Penthouse was kinda the manual.
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Coupla close calls with the kids (I thought YOU locked the door!) but the one I remember was at Ft Bragg- out near Southern Pines on Western edge of the post. Night ambush set up- when a civilian car pulled up and parked in the middle of our ambush. Scared the hell out of a couple of teenagers when my camo-ed sgt walked up and rapped on the window.[:p] 0 -
My kid, about 13 then, walked in moments after the "act" was completed. That was close.
When I was living at home with my parents my MOTHER caught me in our living room once. Man! that was a bummer. The young lady was quite upset. My Mom, to her credit, was pretty cool about the whole thing and never mentioned it.0 -
Yes. That's all I'm going to say. 0 -
Yes.
Caught by park policeman a long time ago.
Travis walked in on ex-wife #3 and me when he was about 7.
Niece Vanessa walked in on Dawnie and me. She was 6. She said, "I'm blind!"
Niece Caitlin walked in as we were getting ready to "take a nap." She very emphatically told her aunt Dawn that one does not need to strip down to bra and panties to take a nap.0 -
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Yes. That's all I'm going to say.
Don't ask, don't tell?[}:)][:D]
I was home on leave one thanksgiving, a old girlfriend stopped by just in time for desert[:0] my niece walked in the room and I threw a boot at her and told her to get out[:D]
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quote:Originally posted by TrinityScrimshaw
In 31 years of being an LEO I have caught many parkers who were in the act.[8D]
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I thought of another occasion, when I was busted by the State Patrol.
I was leaving the bar with my good looking stacked blonde girlfriend.
We were driving down the road, and she began giving me a "Lewinski."
What a frisky lass!
In a minute, we were pulled over by the State Patrol.
I got out of the car. I was a Paramedic in that small town in Georgia, and I knew every cop in town. The trooper said to me, "Griggs, I saw you leave that bar, please tell me you aren't drunk."
I said, "I have had a few beers, as you can tell, but that is not why I was swerving. I was swerving because my girlfriend was giving me a b*** j**."
The trooper got a big smile on his face, said, "Well, Griggs, I can't write a ticket for that. Have a good night."0 -
formerlywrong,
Sometimes it felt that way....[:D]
I recall an incident back in 1977 while I was an MP stationed at Fort Hood Texas. Back then I was assigned to the 410th MP Co of the 720th MP BN, and my platoon was working the midnight shift for law enforcement patrol duty. My partner & I were assigned a Jeep with an M-60 mount as a patrol vehicle, and we were given the Belton Lake park as our patrol area that night. During the night we would check out an area known as "Look Out Point", or "Lover's Lane". This area was a cliff that over looked the lake, and it was a favorite spot for parkers. During the night we came across a nice custom Van that was parked on the cliff. This was way before the minivans came out. This was one of those full size custom Vans with a bed it. We parked a distance away, and walked up to the Van. I had a 12 gauge Winchester trench gun, and my partner had his 45 out. We were planning on scaring the living hell out of who ever was in the Van. As we walked up the hill to the Van we could see in the moon light that the Van was rocking & moving like someone inside was going at it pretty hot & heavy. My partner was standing along side the Van, while I was standing in a position that when the door was opened the first thing the people inside would see was the 12 gauge pointed at them. I had my partner knock on the sliding side door as I called out (Military Police, Please step out of the vehicle). Things got real quiet, and the movement in the Van stopped. We waited a few seconds, and still no response, so I again called out for the people in the Van to come out. Still no response. I then instructed my partner to open the side door quickly and to shine his flash light inside. I could hear the people inside the Van start to move, and I thought they were trying to lock the doors so we couldn't open them. My partner thought the same thing, so he quickly opened the door all the way while lighting up the inside of the Van with his Mag-Light. It was then that we noticed two females inside the van in states of undress. They were trying to get their cloths back on, but had not had time to finish. My partner asked them for their ID Cards, and they gave them to him. I was frozen in place and just stood there with the shotgun pointed at them. They were shaken life a leaf on a fuzzy tree, but not over having the shotgun aimed at them. They were both active duty WAC Lieutenant's, and this was long before the don't ask, don't tell policy. They were figuring their careers were at an end. My partner looked at me and I looked back at them, and all I could say was "Ladies this is not an authorized camping area. If you want to camp you have to go down the hill to an approved sight." They said thanks, and that they would be leaving as soon as they could. My partner and I then left, and we never called the stop in ether. We both didn't want to have to write that report....[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by TrinityScrimshaw
formerlywrong,
Sometimes it felt that way....[:D]
I recall an incident back in 1977 while I was an MP stationed at Fort Hood Texas. Back then I was assigned to the 410th MP Co of the 720th MP BN, and my platoon was working the midnight shift for law enforcement patrol duty. My partner & I were assigned a Jeep with an M-60 mount as a patrol vehicle, and we were given the Belton Lake park as our patrol area that night. During the night we would check out an area known as "Look Out Point", or "Lover's Lane". This area was a cliff that over looked the lake, and it was a favorite spot for parkers. During the night we came across a nice custom Van that was parked on the cliff. This was way before the minivans came out. This was one of those full size custom Vans with a bed it. We parked a distance away, and walked up to the Van. I had a 12 gauge Winchester trench gun, and my partner had his 45 out. We were planning on scaring the living hell out of who ever was in the Van. As we walked up the hill to the Van we could see in the moon light that the Van was rocking & moving like someone inside was going at it pretty hot & heavy. My partner was standing along side the Van, while I was standing in a position that when the door was opened the first thing the people inside would see was the 12 gauge pointed at them. I had my partner knock on the sliding side door as I called out (Military Police, Please step out of the vehicle). Things got real quiet, and the movement in the Van stopped. We waited a few seconds, and still no response, so I again called out for the people in the Van to come out. Still no response. I then instructed my partner to open the side door quickly and to shine his flash light inside. I could hear the people inside the Van start to move, and I thought they were trying to lock the doors so we couldn't open them. My partner thought the same thing, so he quickly opened the door all the way while lighting up the inside of the Van with his Mag-Light. It was then that we noticed two females inside the van in states of undress. They were trying to get their cloths back on, but had not had time to finish. My partner asked them for their ID Cards, and they gave them to him. I was frozen in place and just stood there with the shotgun pointed at them. They were shaken life a leaf on a fuzzy tree, but not over having the shotgun aimed at them. They were both active duty WAC Lieutenant's, and this was long before the don't ask, don't tell policy. They were figuring their careers were at an end. My partner looked at me and I looked back at them, and all I could say was "Ladies this is not an authorized camping area. If you want to camp you have to go down the hill to an approved sight." They said thanks, and that they would be leaving as soon as they could. My partner and I then left, and we never called the stop in ether. We both didn't want to have to write that report....[;)]
Trinity +++
Dammit, you coulda called me, I might have paid to see that show[:D]
I was with the 62nd engineers in 77.
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One Sunday morning, my ex and I were feeling a little randy. We were at that point of "no return," when you pretty much lose consciousness of what else is going on around you, when in my ear, I hear a familiar little voice at the side of the bed, saying "Whoo,....whoooo,....whooooo...." I quickly snapped back to reality to find my 3 year old daughter standing next to the bed, laughing, and saying, "Mommy is an owl...."
Needless to say, I put a lock on the door after that.
We still laugh about it.0 -
Don,
The 62nd kept us pretty busy back then, and so did 13th COSCOM. Hood is a big place, I wonder if we ever crossed paths? Ever have any dealings with the MP's while there?[:)]
I also caught the 17 year old daughter of the 1st Cav CSM in the backseat of a car with an off duty 1st Cav MP. That one didn't get written ether...[:D]
Trinity +++0
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