You are going to commit a murder ...
Problem solving exercise: You are going to commit murder. How are you going to get away with it? We'd like the 'perfect murder' here.
I saw a movie in flight the other day - Anthony Perkins/forgot the title - and it got me to thinking.
Note: I am not a homicidal psychopath - well, probably not yet, anyway. Just been reading G. K. Chesterton (detective fiction writer, for the uninitiated). Father Brown, Holmes, Dupin... these guys always get their man. And now, in the age of forensic science, it's even harder to imagine getting away with murder. However, I do have a few ideas. But you first.
I saw a movie in flight the other day - Anthony Perkins/forgot the title - and it got me to thinking.
Note: I am not a homicidal psychopath - well, probably not yet, anyway. Just been reading G. K. Chesterton (detective fiction writer, for the uninitiated). Father Brown, Holmes, Dupin... these guys always get their man. And now, in the age of forensic science, it's even harder to imagine getting away with murder. However, I do have a few ideas. But you first.
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NOWAY ZIP!! I'm not even gonna go there bud...[8D]
Jeff0 -
My first wife....eer,I mean, if I were to murder someone, I always thought maybe a guy could get away with it if he would render the victim unconcious, run the body through a grinder/ mixer while making feed, and feed the hogs. 0 -
THANKS SARGE!
.... know where I can get a feed grinder???
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quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
Problem solving exercise: You are going to commit murder. How are you going to get away with it? We'd like the 'perfect murder' here.
I saw a movie in flight the other day - Anthony Perkins/forgot the title - and it got me to thinking.
Note: I am not a homicidal psychopath - well, probably not yet, anyway. Just been reading G. K. Chesterton (detective fiction writer, for the uninitiated). Father Brown, Holmes, Dupin... these guys always get their man. And now, in the age of forensic science, it's even harder to imagine getting away with murder. However, I do have a few ideas. But you first.
I will not be an unwitting partner in your "murder conspiracy" sir.[:o)]0 -
quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
THANKS SARGE!
.... know where I can get a feed grinder???
[;)][;)][;)]
This one ought to do:
http://www.tractorhouse.com/listings/detail.aspx?OHID=5040845&guid=6A809D9E05824B728C928D5C95327CF30 -
LOL ... OK, Sarge ... that looks adequate!
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Ain't sayin'.[;)] 0 -
Find the book "Hitman" tells you how to do it and get away with it... Buy the way it was written by a house wife,grandmother here in Florida..Last I looked Palidin Press sold it for around 50 bucks, and some issues are on the market for over 1000....
Rex Feral is an obvious pen name. Rex Feral was actually a Florida housewife who was paid by Paladin Press to write "Hit Man". Many law suits transpired because of this book....0 -
I read the book 'Joey' ... story of a hit man.
Interestingly enough he preferred making hits in a very crowded places
with lots and lots of witnesses. Joey said he'd do it in a place like that
because if there were 50 witnesses ... the cops would get 50 different
descriptions of him and exactly what happened. I never forgot that -
not that I ever tested it out, mind you.
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The problem with the meat grinder idea is twofold. One, there will be a lot of blood/DNA evidence wherever you use it. Two, you have to have some way of disposing of the whole thing were it will never be found because it would be almost impossible to clean all the DNA out of it. 0 -
Hey Rex....oops,I mean Black Roses.You blew your cover you little Florida house wife. How much for an autographed copy? 0 -
Has Gale(Gail??) read this thread, my Friend ??
I'd try to use a scientific approach, based on what I've seen on TV.
1) The body must be IMPOSSIBLE to find.
2) Do NOT do it at either your home or the victim's.
3) Try to do it using a method that does not splash a lot of blood around.
4) Using a firearm is not ideal, but if you must, use an undocumented weapon that you disassemble and dispose of the parts where they won't be found. Do it IMMEDIATELY.
5) Take your time in preparation. Have at least a six month or a year of witnessed good relationship with your victim.
6) Never kill in the heat of the moment, unless you can do the deed against a loved one and her lover while they are in bed, and you kill them both.
7) Don't run.
8)Plan, plan, plan - but don't put anything in writing or on your computer.
9) Tell no one.
10) If you are doing for revenge, be sure that no one knows that you have anything against your victim.
11) Don't create an alibi which can be disproved. No alibi is best - "I was at home, alone, asleep."
12) Be thorough, be calm, plan, plan, plan and have multiple E&E contingencies arranged for - including being caught in the act.
I hope this meets with your approval, even though I have not listed specifics, because each circumstance will be different, I have tried to present a conceptual approach for the successful commission of a murder.
In the final analysis, murder is usually a bad alternative to problem resolution, as is suicide. There are much better ways to fix a problem.
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keep tabs on her period and plan a hike or camping trip to grisely country on those days and let nature take its course.
or if you are on the interstate doing 70 undo her belt and hit something hard. this one takes balls and a certain amount of desperation. if your airbag deploys you'll probably survive.0 -
just kill yourself, i guarantee you'll get away with it 0 -
Accident at sea. 0 -
Become a black professional football player and you can murder anyone you want. 0 -
Just go ask OJ! 0 -
Look into the writings of Rod Serling, and Alfred Hitchcock. Plenty of ideas there.
Talk's cheap. Those who've attempted it, or accomplished it aren't gonna discuss it.
.....unless psychopathic.
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quote:zipperzap Posted - 08/24/2007 : 10:40:44 AM
THANKS SARGE!
.... know where I can get a feed grinder???
I'm lmao over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Ever seen the movie Fried Green Tomatoes? 0 -
i wondered if you could force feed someone so much alchohol they died. just "intubate" them with rubber tubing, they do it all the time on TV its gotta be easy..... 0 -
A wife killed her husband with a wine enima. 0 -
I don't have any insider info, but it seems if you just do a few things you could get away with it.
First don't kill someone that is close to you. Don't kill them in your house/car/area. abduct them and drive them off in the woods and strangle them with common rope that you don't have alot of around your house. Then cut of their hands, feet, and head. From what I've seen on real homocide investigations they can't prove who the person is without prints or dental records. From what I've seen you can take the body and put it on the police stations front step at that point as long as you make sure you don't leave their wallet on them. [:D] The head, feet, and hands you need to chop them up and spread it out over countys buried or something. Whatever you used to whack them out if it's metal make sure to toss it in the ocean because that salWar on Terrorer is hell on metal and eats it up.
Hell nevermind I'd be screwed more then likely anyways.0 -
SalWar on Terrorer 0 -
Why can't you say S A L T W A T E R on this forum? 0 -
Nowadays, avoiding DNA identification is the first biggie. I like the hogs idea, especially since the DNA evidence is not traceable in hog feces. They'll eat everything but a skull, which they can't bite, so you have to figure out how to get rid of skulls. Burning completely destroys DNA.
The surest way for this to work, guaranteed, is if the farmer who owns the hogs is named Dale Price.0 -
Alligators work well too. It makes it look like the gator did it. 0 -
First off, don't ask, and second don't tell 0 -
quote:Originally posted by rambo rebel
keep tabs on her period and plan a hike or camping trip to grisely country on those days and let nature take its course.
or if you are on the interstate doing 70 undo her belt and hit something hard. this one takes balls and a certain amount of desperation. if your airbag deploys you'll probably survive.
The best idea yet.[:D]0 -
I would prefer not to give up my MO[:D] 0
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