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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by cartod

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    I did, Einstein. Internet loud mouths are nothing more than just that so why should I be worried?
    That is for you to answer.


    It's not "should I be worried?", it's "why should I be worried?", you numbnuts.
    That is Mr. Numbnuts to you, asshat. NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU, NEXT!
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    If a pepperoni pizza in New York cost 24.50,what time is it in indonesia at 6:00pm?..Loko
    WELL..I'M WAITING..Loko
    Hammertime.
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    That is Mr. Numbnuts to you, asshat. NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU, NEXT!


    It's okay, you're still loved.

    WTH is "asshat"?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    That is Mr. Numbnuts to you, asshat. NO MORE QUESTIONS FOR YOU, NEXT!


    It's okay, you're still loved.

    WTH is "asshat"?
    Its what russians wear on their heads.
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  • elkoholic
    rotflmao[:D][:D]
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  • reloader44mag
    How was copper wire invented?
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
    ELI THE ICE MAN.

    SHould I change my screen name to ELI THE ICE MAN?


    Absolutely, ELI.
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  • bang250
    Why wont my wife let me date anymore?
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  • Blade Slinger
    do you walk to work or carry your lunch?
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
    do you walk to work or carry your lunch?


    Harbor Frieght now sells safes big enough to store shotguns at an economical price.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    Why wont my wife let me date anymore?
    She is Stingy.
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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Why does the porridge bird lay it's egg in the air?


    It is a common misconception that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porrdige grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.

    (C&P from the net)



    I realize that it is fashionable here to make up nonsense answers like that, but really that is such complete and utter ballon juice it probably does not even merit this response. You have obviously confused the Porridge bird with the Foo.
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