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  • MVP
    I am still waiting for my answer.
    Whats the Answer.
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  • elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    Why does the porridge bird lay it's egg in the air?


    It is a common misconception that the porridge-bird (fictius custardius) lays it's eggs in the air. Certainly, each spring, great flocks of porridge-birds swarm the countryside, raining down porridge, custard and (in extreme cases) yoghurt on unsuspecting passers by. Understandably, this has given rise to the idea that porridge-birds lay their eggs in mid-flight, which then hatch and cover the surrounding area in the aforementioned mess. The fact of the matter is, however, that the porridge-bird lays its eggs in small nests, built in the very tops of elm and oak trees. There, the young porridge-birds hatch from their eggs. The parents then scour the countryside, looking for porridge- and custard trees. (yes, porrdige grows on trees. Yoghurt, however, lives underwater) Once such a tree is spotted, the porridge-bird swoops down, and attempts to catch one of the many feral custards that live on the tree. Due to the nature and consistency of porridge much of the creature will fall from the porridge-birds' clutches before the bird can reach it's nest. This is why -even though porridge-birds do not really lay eggs in the air- it is advisable to take an umbrella along when you enter porridge-bird territory.

    (C&P from the net)
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  • elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by MVP

    Whats the Answer.


    "C", the longest answer, or Wisconsin
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    I have something for you, my disturbed little friend. However, I'd really like to give it to you in person. How about providing me with your address? I'll be down in Colorado in just a few weeks. Sure would enjoy seeing you. [;)]


    1395 Farnham Point, Apt. 301, Colorado Springs.
    This is the map
    Did you just give out your address Darwin?


    I did, Einstein. Internet loud mouths are nothing more than just that so why should I be worried?
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  • jimdeere
    OK, how about this one?
    How many BTU's in a BUTT the size of a TUB?
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  • elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    OK, how about this one?
    How many BTU's in a BUTT the size of a TUB?


    Only 1 BTU and an extra T in a BUTT irregardless of the size. However there are 3.414 BTU in each Watt-hour.
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  • jwb267
    if it is 0 degrees today and tomorrow someone says it is twice as cold as yesterday how cold would it be????????
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  • HandgunHTR52
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    Anybody have any questions?


    Yeah, why is it that we are three weeks into the college football season and WVU has yet to play a real college football team?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    I have something for you, my disturbed little friend. However, I'd really like to give it to you in person. How about providing me with your address? I'll be down in Colorado in just a few weeks. Sure would enjoy seeing you. [;)]


    1395 Farnham Point, Apt. 301, Colorado Springs.
    This is the map
    Did you just give out your address Darwin?


    I did, Einstein. Internet loud mouths are nothing more than just that so why should I be worried?
    That is for you to answer.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    why is it that every living animal is symmetrical?
    Symmetry is subjective.
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian

    Geez, you know it all, don't you!? what happened to preparations A through G?


    A caused itching
    B caused burning
    C caused anal leakage
    D caused loss of sexual appetite
    E caused outbursts on message forums
    F caused islamofascism
    G caused that guy from UF to get tazed

    They need to be very careful with some of these creams.


    Ok how about Formulas 1-408?
    [:D]
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  • Captplaid
    ELI THE ICE MAN.

    SHould I change my screen name to ELI THE ICE MAN?
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    I have something for you, my disturbed little friend. However, I'd really like to give it to you in person. How about providing me with your address? I'll be down in Colorado in just a few weeks. Sure would enjoy seeing you. [;)]


    1395 Farnham Point, Apt. 301, Colorado Springs.
    This is the map
    Did you just give out your address Darwin?


    I did, Einstein. Internet loud mouths are nothing more than just that so why should I be worried?
    That is for you to answer.

    Just don't post the one with the fire plan sketch/machine gun overlay unless you have the dead space covered.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by jwb267
    if it is 0 degrees today and tomorrow someone says it is twice as cold as yesterday how cold would it be????????
    35.56 degrees celsius.
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by thesneakyrussian

    Geez, you know it all, don't you!? what happened to preparations A through G?


    A caused itching
    B caused burning
    C caused anal leakage
    D caused loss of sexual appetite
    E caused outbursts on message forums
    F caused islamofascism
    G caused that guy from UF to get tazed

    They need to be very careful with some of these creams.


    Ok how about Formulas 1-408?
    [:D]
    Formula 409 had just the right amount of WIZZ.
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  • MVP
    Cartod can you read this thread and see if you could answer it for me?
    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=264384
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  • MVP
    I know it is lonely when you are the Maytag man of the forum answer machine and probably havn'yt been asked enough questions today so could you answer this one.
    no no no . Don't get up...you can finish your break first[:D]
    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=264361
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    Cartod can you read this thread and see if you could answer it for me?
    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=264384
    [:D][:D][:D] A dutch auction is both beneficial to the seller and the buyer in that has multiple items of the same category can be bought at a cheaper price. I hope this satisfies the question MVP......[:D]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I know it is lonely when you are the Maytag man of the forum answer machine and probably havn'yt been asked enough questions today so could you answer this one.
    no no no . Don't get up...you can finish your break first[:D]
    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=264361
    This is an easy one for Mr. Wizzard. dont buy a ruger.
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  • MVP
    I just clapped a mosquito above my dinner plate and didn't see where it fell. would you keep eating your food or excuse yourself to the gun room to clean a few guns?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I just clapped a mosquito above my dinner plate and didn't see where it fell. would you keep eating your food or excuse yourself to the gun room to clean a few guns?
    Since mosquitos can carry malaria, I would keep eating, as it could be your last.. ...[:)]
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  • FrancF
    I have one little glitch in my plan for world domination.

    Bill Gates wants a cut-[:D]
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by jwb267
    if it is 0 degrees today and tomorrow someone says it is twice as cold as yesterday how cold would it be????????
    35.56 degrees celsius.
    No twice (2) X 0 is still 0 or is it?? <- that's a question[:D]
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  • MVP
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    I just clapped a mosquito above my dinner plate and didn't see where it fell. would you keep eating your food or excuse yourself to the gun room to clean a few guns?
    Since mosquitos can carry malaria, I would keep eating, as it could be your last.. ...[:)]

    My visual was worse.
    I visualized, as the mosquito fell from flight, that it was the mosquito that was biting on Rosie O last night.
    I certainly did lose my appetite[:D]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by FrancF
    I have one little glitch in my plan for world domination.

    Bill Gates wants a cut-[:D]
    World domination is way over rated. Ask saddam, fidel, mikael,manuel, and george.
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  • Captplaid
    Do volts lead amps or is it amps lag volts?
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by cartod

    quote:
    I did, Einstein. Internet loud mouths are nothing more than just that so why should I be worried?
    That is for you to answer.


    It's not "should I be worried?", it's "why should I be worried?", you numbnuts.
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by LOKO383
    If a pepperoni pizza in New York cost 24.50,what time is it in indonesia at 6:00pm?..Loko
    WELL..I'M WAITING..Loko
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  • LOKO383
    also..is this in WOOD CO.??...Loko[}:)]
    [img][/img]BongArea.jpg
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  • GuvamintCheese
    quote:Originally posted by Captplaid
    Do volts lead amps or is it amps lag volts?
    This is the "what came first the chicken or the egg" question. [:(]
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