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holy crap they detonated a suitcase nuke

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  • Captplaid
    Yeah, haven't seen that happen since that last Jack Ryan movie where Baltimore blew up.

    Help me out. How much fallout and how far does the radiation spread. Just trying to imagine the ramifications of such a bomb.
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by dano
    Relax....it's just a tv show....[:o)]


    DONT LIE! WERE ALL GONNA DIEEE!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    You ruined it for me!!! Darn you! It hasn't come on here yet...[;)][}:)][:)]
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  • idsman75
    I know it's just a show. I generally detest TV. I really don't watch anything else. I spent the last few years working through the first 5 seasons on DVD. This is the first time I've actually watched the broadcast. It sucks because I could have skipped the first four episodes. They go on sale tomorrow on DVD.
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  • T1jetmech
    I pity anyone comming to this Great Nation looking for trouble in the form of a nuke detonation...I am not sure what our response would be, but I imagine it would be extreme and terrible. Something I hope I never see.
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by dano
    quote:Originally posted by Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by dano
    Relax....it's just a tv show....[:o)]


    DONT LIE! WERE ALL GONNA DIEEE!



    Damn it.....I'll let you know when it's time for you to die.....[:(!]


    [B)][:0][V][xx(][:(]
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  • mrseatle
    no this is the episode with the time loop to the alternate dimension where califorinia is not a fascist gun grabbing state, jack does end up difusing the bomb, happy ending[:)]
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  • Aspen79se
    Yeah, Jack is having a really, really bad day.

    Was that nuke near a city? I don't think it was, was it?
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  • sig232
    quote:Originally posted by T1jetmech
    I pity anyone comming to this Great Nation looking for trouble in the form of a nuke detonation...I am not sure what our response would be, but I imagine it would be extreme and terrible. Something I hope I never see.



    But what happens if you don't know who planted the Nuke suitcase? Can't just go around firing nukes at all those you suspect. It may be a much more difficult problem than you think.[:0][:0]
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  • idsman75
    There are supposed to be four more suitcase nukes on U.S. soil--old Soviet stock. I think they said it was detonated in Valencia. I don't know much about Los Angeles so I don't know where that is.

    I was tripping my roommate out by telling him what they were saying in Arabic. They said something in Arabic and I said, "Oh &$@! There are five suitcase nukes!" Then they interpreted it on the show. What a riot.
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by mrseatle
    no this is the episode with the time loop to the alternate dimension where califorinia is not a fascist gun grabbing state, jack does end up difusing the bomb, happy ending[:)]


    Jack Bauer is delusional. He's just imagining this. This hole season is just a dream. It's not holes in a plot. It's just a bad dream.
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  • staind460
    AH DAMN IT TO HELL ! ! ! was watching it at work but the reliefe shift got to me before the end of my shift

    i only missed the last 15 minutes. this is why i try to avoide shows like 24 like they are the plague
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  • JackBwr
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    Yeah, Jack is having a really, really bad day.

    Was that nuke near a city? I don't think it was, was it?


    It was in a warehouse on a city street in a residential neighborhood. CTU said anything within a quarter mile would be incinerated by it. The radiation would kill thousands more.

    I have 2 questions. Did anyone else notice the guy that was putting it together say that it was the last one the russians had made in existance? So are we supposed to assume they managed to put together 4 more themselves or is it a hoax now?

    Next, I thought staring at a nuclear explosion would blind you. Jack stared at it for over 10 seconds. Would a smaller version not have the same intensity of gamma rays or whatever that would blind you?
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  • moonshine
    Dano

    that post could get the gub. on you
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  • T1jetmech
    Yeah Dano...I can't even say bomb at work with out being given the riot act...opps...did I say bomb?
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  • GUNFUNCO
    If it is just a dream, why is my hair falling out?
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Ids...watch your ass...the wife is coming after you! I told her I already knew the end of the episode and she came on GB looking for the source![:0][B)]
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  • idsman75
    quote:Originally posted by vess1
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    Yeah, Jack is having a really, really bad day.

    Was that nuke near a city? I don't think it was, was it?


    It was in a warehouse on a city street in a residential neighborhood. CTU said anything within a quarter mile would be incinerated by it. The radiation would kill thousands more.

    I have 2 questions. Did anyone else notice the guy that was putting it together say that it was the last one the russians had made in existance? So are we supposed to assume they managed to put together 4 more themselves or is it a hoax now?

    Next, I thought staring at a nuclear explosion would blind you. Jack stared at it for over 10 seconds. Would a smaller version not have the same intensity of gamma rays or whatever that would blind you?


    Thats why I was yelling at the TV. I was yelling at Jack to stop staring at the dang thing. I didn't notice the guy who was saying that. Then again, it could be a wrong assumption. They said there were "Five Visitors". CTU assumed that meant 4 more nukes. The other for "Visitors" (code for "weapons") could be other types of devices (i.e. chemical/biological).
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  • gunnut505
    Pretty sure he said they were the last models made by the Sovs; Also think that a 1 kiloton nuke would destroy at least a 500yd radius with at least a mile-wide LD50 zone.
    Jack's eyes were glazed when he was staring at that nuke flash; must be some sort of CTU counter-nuke contact lenses!
    Glad to see Curtis go; he's had friction with almost every terrorist CTU has caught, and that might lose "24" the Muslim audience!
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  • ripley16
    I agree with the dream sequence folks. This season will end with Jack Bauer waking up naked, on the floor in a sleezy motel in Waco Texas. He will slowly come out of a drug and alcohol induced haze and discover he is really...












    Cindy Sheehan!
    This man, Jack's...I mean Cindy's lover, will verify everything I've said.
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  • He Dog
    Think about it Plaid, they blow a suitcase nuke on a major network (is Fox major?) that fallout will be going out on millions of TVs all across the country.
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  • Captplaid
    Too bad it wasn't blown on the east coast. Those westerly winds will really damage crops and livestock across the nation. Then there is California's lettuce, tomato, and Lima Bean crops plus the west coast dairy barns.

    I'm sure Jack's OK.
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  • Aspen79se
    Didn't they detonate a nuke in another season; three maybe?

    For the record, the smallest nukes I'm aware of were the size of large trunks and weighed several hundred pounds (500+). I believe I read that making an actual suitcase nuke was either A) impossible B) not worth it, or C) to expensive and not worth it.
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  • cokedaddy
    Aspen: Sorry to burst your bubble but I was in a nuclear weapons squad in the Army Combat Engineers in 1962-4 and when I got out they were down to one that one man could carry in a back-pack, weighed like 80# with a 1/2 KT yield. So imagine the progress in 40 yrs. At the time I was young, naive and dumb because we were in a no nuke test agreement and I was POed cuz we couldn't do more than just trainin all the time. Had we blown any I prolly wouldn't be here now, because I'm sure we would have walked around ground zero for tests and such with ineffective protection.
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  • idsman75
    quote:Originally posted by cokedaddy
    Aspen: Sorry to burst your bubble but I was in a nuclear weapons squad in the Army Combat Engineers in 1962-4 and when I got out they were down to one that one man could carry in a back-pack, weighed like 80# with a 1/2 KT yield. So imagine the progress in 40 yrs. At the time I was young, naive and dumb because we were in a no nuke test agreement and I was POed cuz we couldn't do more than just trainin all the time. Had we blown any I prolly wouldn't be here now, because I'm sure we would have walked around ground zero for tests and such with ineffective protection.


    Yeah. They described the "suitcase nuke" as 1/2 Kiloton. However, it literally fit inside a suitcase carried without much effort in one hand.
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  • idsman75
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    Didn't they detonate a nuke in another season; three maybe?

    For the record, the smallest nukes I'm aware of were the size of large trunks and weighed several hundred pounds (500+). I believe I read that making an actual suitcase nuke was either A) impossible B) not worth it, or C) to expensive and not worth it.


    They tried to detonate a nuke in LA somewhere around season 3 or 4. Jack Bauer and the CTU guys found it. Jack got in a Cessna and was flying out into the desert into an area surrounded by hills and mountains to help contain the blast. His supervisor snuck onto the plane. He was dying from radiation poisoning already. He had a pilot's license. He took over the controls and kicked Jack out of the plane with a parachute. The bomb detonated in a relatively safe place out in the middle of nowhere.

    So...yes. A nuke was detonated in a previous season but it was found in time and was flown out to a "safe zone" because they couldn't stop the timed detonation in time to prevent it from detonating in LA. It wasn't a suitcase bomb.
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  • Aspen79se
    That's it! Thanks Ids.
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  • Bullzeye
    quote:Originally posted by Aspen79se
    Didn't they detonate a nuke in another season; three maybe?

    For the record, the smallest nukes I'm aware of were the size of large trunks and weighed several hundred pounds (500+). I believe I read that making an actual suitcase nuke was either A) impossible B) not worth it, or C) to expensive and not worth it.


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    The SADM (Special Atomic Demolition Munition). Developed during the 1960s for eventual use by the SEALs, they used a scaled-up (although not by much) Davy Crockett W54 warhead. It had a selectable yield of between .1-kt and 1 -kt, although the specific SADM variant was never tested. 300 were produced, none of them were actually issued to units, and they took up space in the arsenal until 1989 when they were all accounted for and demilled at Pantex in Texas.

    Most importantly, it was (and still is) firmly believed that the W84 on the Davy Crockett was the smallest any nuke could ever get. They skimped on plutonium so much in order to save weight that the amount of plutonium, even when explosively compressed, was about 1 microgram above the minimum level for a chain reaction to take place. To go any smaller would have resulted in a guaranteed fizzle.

    The rest of the weight difference between the W84 on the Crockett and the mod-W84 on the SADM was shielding, flotation aids, and a fail-safe time detonation apparatus.

    Total weight: about 163 lbs.
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  • Bullzeye
    quote:Originally posted by cokedaddy
    Aspen: Sorry to burst your bubble but I was in a nuclear weapons squad in the Army Combat Engineers in 1962-4 and when I got out they were down to one that one man could carry in a back-pack, weighed like 80# with a 1/2 KT yield.


    See above.

    The W54 was the smallest we ever made. The bare warhead only weighed about 51-lbs. But of course, you had to strap on the shielding, and the warhead body, and by the time you were done it weighed 76-lbs. And it still had a yield of only 10-tons. Not kilotons, tons.

    Plus you have to consider that they saved all kinds of weight by not having to install any bells and whistles, like a time-detonator w/failsafe controls, flotation aids, etc. That's one of the (many) reasons why the (vaguely) man-portable SADM, with it's modified W84, weighed so much more. Even if you somehow got your hands on a W84, you'd have no way to detonate it. Remember, it was built from the ground up as a recoil-less rifle round.

    Eventually, the conclusion was come to, both in the US and USSR, that the whole "suitcase nuke" concept was a money pit. If you really needed to blow something up in a clandestine manner, you were better off using an actual suitcase filled with C4. If that didn't cut it, use a truck bomb. 10-tons of TNT in the back of a truck is a lot cheaper than a multi-million dollar nuclear warhead the size of a footlocker, and just as effective.
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  • wizard78
    Hey!! That CAN"T happen!! Don't they know that nukes are illegal in Ca??? does Boxer and Finestien Know they set off an illegal nuke? Now they'll pass MORE laws against having and setting nukes off. [V] I mean, it wasn't the terrorists fault, right?
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