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gecko45
I work a low profile/high risk job as security in a local high traffic mall. I am wearing a level 3 vest and carrying an ar15 under the seat of my cart when patrolling the mall. I can't rely on the local cops as they are to busy driving around looking for donuts and giving tickets. I put my life on the line everyday for citizens and make many enimies from mall punks. So I need to find a newer higher power gun for my carry gun, right now I have a glock 9mm.
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  • spanielsells
    I bet it is zipper.
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  • bigtire
    gecko45,

    Didn't you used to work with Gary Coleman?
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  • tazzer
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    I never realized that cutiegirlracing had the soul of a modern-day Hemingway.
    The Girl Scouts Gone Amok is one of best I've read here.

    OutSTANDing!



    +1 a lady that likes guns and comes up with stuff like that a girl after my own heart [}:)][:D][;)]
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  • gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by ECC
    I can almost put my finger on who's alter ego this is...


    What alter ego, I have none.
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  • William81
    I would think a 50 CAL should be mounted on your cart or hey if you can find one maybe a 105mm. [;)]
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  • Rockatansky
    Hey, anybody seen gecko45? I need to go shopping this week but the mall I am going to isn't is as secure and protected as the one gecko45's working. I need some advice on what kind of armor I should wear and what gun to pack for maximum protection against unruly mall punks.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    funny stuff, old memories
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  • armilite
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan
    funny stuff, old memories


    Sure is/was [:D][:D][:D]
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  • roswellnative
    taking double helpings of nutlogs

    Sounds like you need to call in the Marines!
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  • MG1890
    This was some funny poop.
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  • bullshot
    Just remember; if you launder your badge along with your shirt, your not a real cop. [:D]
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  • He Dog
    A blast from the past. Gecko45, Mall ninja and EBoydell on the same thread, Priceless!
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  • Dads3040
    I read the whole MallNinja link with this Gecko guy and some rump ranger named SpecOps.

    They are both either crazier than craphouse rats...or very gifted writers of fiction.
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  • woodhog
    I remember when this was first posted, the same thoughts were posted!
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  • wpage
    Paul Blart called and said text him...[:o)]
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  • kidthatsirish
    Anybody else thinking of Paul Blart?
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  • AzAfshin
    Mix of Paul Blart and Chris Farley from Beverly Hills Ninja.
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  • allen griggs
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    The Helmig-Laarson harpoon gun gets the job done.
    You make a chest shot with this baby and that mall punk, that fiendish sociopathic scum, will know who the boss is.

    Now it is a little heavier than your Tommy Gun or AK. Simply mount it on a mall shopping cart and you are in business.
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  • dcinffxva
    Sounds like some of the old Cyclonus posts
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  • allen griggs
    This is one hilarious thread. I don't know who gecko was but obviously an old time GB member having a little fun.
    Earl Boydell, kicked off, Zipperzap, passed away, and even cutiegirlracing. This thread had it all.
    GB forums were the Wild West back in those days, really entertaining and fun.
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  • Oakie
    quote:Originally posted by allen griggs
    This is one hilarious thread. I don't know who gecko was but obviously an old time GB member having a little fun.
    Earl Boydell, kicked off, Zipperzap, passed away, and even cutiegirlracing. This thread had it all.
    GB forums were the Wild West back in those days, really entertaining and fun.




    Amen Allen. I also enjoyed Dano and That little punk, whats his name, going at it everyday[:D]
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