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gecko45
I work a low profile/high risk job as security in a local high traffic mall. I am wearing a level 3 vest and carrying an ar15 under the seat of my cart when patrolling the mall. I can't rely on the local cops as they are to busy driving around looking for donuts and giving tickets. I put my life on the line everyday for citizens and make many enimies from mall punks. So I need to find a newer higher power gun for my carry gun, right now I have a glock 9mm.
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  • Colonel Plink
    C'mon, guys.

    Am I really the only one who got the joke about
    S(uper) H(igh) I(ntensity) T(raining) ??

    Tell me you got the joke, too.

    And the one about tazering a guy who attacked him with an Orange Julius. Funny stuff.
    It's probably one of our illustrious, but bored, long-standing members having us on a bit.
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  • Sav99
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    C'mon, guys.


    Please, don't let this gecko guy be serious. It's probably one of our illustrious, but bored, long-standing members having us on a bit.



    I wondered how long it would take for someone here to become gecko45. Next thing ya know here he is. Thought about it myself, but seemed like too much work. [:o)]
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  • select-fire
    His badge says " Victoria Secret "
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  • HappyNanoq
    I kind of like my M4A1 and my two silenced Glock 18's with hicap mags.
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    C'mon, guys.

    Am I really the only one who got the joke about
    S(uper) H(igh) I(ntensity) T(raining) ??

    Tell me you got the joke, too.

    And the one about tazering a guy who attacked him with an Orange Julius. Funny stuff.
    It's probably one of our illustrious, but bored, long-standing members having us on a bit.

    surely you jest........[:o)][}:)] Loko [:0]
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    Have you ever had to shoot someone, er, sorry, I meant "take somebody down," for mixing stripes and plaids at the Big and Tall men's clothier?







    That's not funny. While working one summer at the mall as a purfume girl. I once had to take down a troop of girl scouts packing MP5's. Seems like they were trying to buy all the white stockings at Penny's when the clerk told them there was a 3 per person limit all he11 broke loose.
    My partner, the make-up lady, had to lay down cover fire with her SAW. While I took the flank with my PSG-1 to do a one shot one kill. Can't shoot any bystanders you know. The hostiles(girl scouts) retreated back into the dressing rooms. I can't go into alot of details, due to nation secruity, but it was one of the worst battles we've had at Penny's. Almost as bad as the Applebee's incident, but that's for another post.

    I would have took some pictures of the battle, but my camera is at the bottome of a very big lake.
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  • LOKO383
    I have rethunk my previous post and really.....you should learn to shoot w/both hands....COWBOY UP..HOSS holsters,stetson, boots the whole shootin match, you will blend right in w/the other idiots at .THE MALL..Loko [;)]
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  • gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo


    Have you ever had to shoot someone, er, sorry, I meant "take somebody down," for mixing stripes and plaids at the Big and Tall men's clothier?



    no but i do remember the time we had trouble brewing by the coveted grand theft auto game in the arcade. i was patrolling my sector with my partner and it was just to quiet in the arcade. so we unholstered our glocks and hit the floor. i crept to the right around the the skeeball machines while he crept to the left by the air hockey. just then a perp popped up from behind the chik-filla counter with his pistol gripped ak clone. thinking quickly i grabbed a skee ball and tossed it to the far right causing a commotion in the middle of the food court. the neonazi mall punk fired 3 rounds hitting his copatriot who was hiding over by burger king. i then fired a round into taco bell to clear out the thug by the burritos splattering hot sauce everywhere. my partner in the meantime fired into the chic-filla hitting the neonazi punk with the ak clone.
    the rest of the gang mistaking the hot sauce for blood from their copatriots scattered like the wind, but using my special ops radio i called for the rest of the rtf force to gather nuetralize the threat. the company then came in with their black suvs and picked up the gang taking them to our special security cells in headquarters.
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  • LOKO383
    WAY COOL...DUDE
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  • XLpitman
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    [:D][:D][:D]And then you inserted another .50 cents to continue the play. [:D][:D][:D]




    Gotta give you some credit on that one. Funny stuff!![:D][:D]
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by gecko45

    "i was patrolling my sector with my partner and it was just to quiet in the arcade. so we unholstered our glocks and hit the floor."





    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by HobbyGuy
    [:D][:D][:D]And then you inserted another .50 cents to continue the play. [:D][:D][:D]




    Them good games are a dollar plus now.
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  • blkshrt
    "thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something"
    BWAH! thats as far as I could get on that one.. Thats some funny stuff!!!
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  • LOKO383
    Well for certain he gets the JETHRO BODINE DOUBLE NAUGHT SPY CATALOG...Loko[;)]
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  • gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing


    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.


    I was in sector delta niner five last week when i noticed the fountain was spraying much to high. i grabbed my rebreather from its belt pouch and dived in. by the bottom of the pool in the fountain was a neighborhood bag lady collecting coins. her bag was on the nozzle of the fountain narrowing the nozzle and causing the high spray. i grabbed the bag ladys bag and dragged her to the surface where my partner was ready and waiting. we tosseed her over the wall and put a chokehold on her until she lapsed into unconciousness. she kept yelling all the time i have to go to work. once we had her neutralized we called for the comapny suvs to come and transport the perp to the holding facility.
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing


    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.


    I was in sector delta niner five last week when i noticed the fountain was spraying much to high. i grabbed my rebreather from its belt pouch and dived in. by the bottom of the pool in the fountain was a neighborhood bag lady collecting coins. her bag was on the nozzle of the fountain narrowing the nozzle and causing the high spray. i grabbed the bag ladys bag and dragged her to the surface where my partner was ready and waiting. we tosseed her over the wall and put a chokehold on her until she lapsed into unconciousness. she kept yelling all the time i have to go to work. once we had her neutralized we called for the comapny suvs to come and transport the perp to the holding facility.



    Your on your own with this one. Getting kind of deep in here.
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  • select-fire
    This thread has Sheeple literacy..
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  • AHansen
    Sounds like someone has watched Reno 911 few too many times.
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  • texshooter
    Dang feller, You are about as full of Super High Intensity Training as a house cat!
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  • zipperzap
    (LOL ... if it LOOKS too good to be true & SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE ... I'm
    bracing myself for the fall![:o)])

    Reference:

    http://tinyurl.com/35csuo
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  • Jeepgod2002
    quote:Originally posted by gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing


    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.


    I was in sector delta niner five last week when i noticed the fountain was spraying much to high. i grabbed my rebreather from its belt pouch and dived in. by the bottom of the pool in the fountain was a neighborhood bag lady collecting coins. her bag was on the nozzle of the fountain narrowing the nozzle and causing the high spray. i grabbed the bag ladys bag and dragged her to the surface where my partner was ready and waiting. we tosseed her over the wall and put a chokehold on her until she lapsed into unconciousness. she kept yelling all the time i have to go to work. once we had her neutralized we called for the comapny suvs to come and transport the perp to the holding facility.


    then she was given bandaids and went to a gun shop right?
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by Jeepgod2002
    quote:Originally posted by gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing


    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.


    I was in sector delta niner five last week when i noticed the fountain was spraying much to high. i grabbed my rebreather from its belt pouch and dived in. by the bottom of the pool in the fountain was a neighborhood bag lady collecting coins. her bag was on the nozzle of the fountain narrowing the nozzle and causing the high spray. i grabbed the bag ladys bag and dragged her to the surface where my partner was ready and waiting. we tosseed her over the wall and put a chokehold on her until she lapsed into unconciousness. she kept yelling all the time i have to go to work. once we had her neutralized we called for the comapny suvs to come and transport the perp to the holding facility.


    then she was given bandaids and went to a gun shop right?
    Good one!!!!!!![:D][:D] Loko[;)]
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  • matwor
    Troll_spray.jpg
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Jeepgod2002
    quote:Originally posted by gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing


    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.


    I was in sector delta niner five last week when i noticed the fountain was spraying much to high. i grabbed my rebreather from its belt pouch and dived in. by the bottom of the pool in the fountain was a neighborhood bag lady collecting coins. her bag was on the nozzle of the fountain narrowing the nozzle and causing the high spray. i grabbed the bag ladys bag and dragged her to the surface where my partner was ready and waiting. we tosseed her over the wall and put a chokehold on her until she lapsed into unconciousness. she kept yelling all the time i have to go to work. once we had her neutralized we called for the comapny suvs to come and transport the perp to the holding facility.


    then she was given bandaids and went to a gun shop right?
    But she stopped by KFC first and got a big bucket o' fried chicken.
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  • MVP
    gecko45 is HEAVY DUTY
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  • yawarakai
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by Jeepgod2002
    quote:Originally posted by gecko45
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing


    I can relate to this. Last Sunday I fishing with my son and dad. When I notice my fishing pole wasn't moving. It to was quiet too quiet, so I grabbed it and jerked it. There wasn't a fish on there, but you never know.......you never know.


    I was in sector delta niner five last week when i noticed the fountain was spraying much to high. i grabbed my rebreather from its belt pouch and dived in. by the bottom of the pool in the fountain was a neighborhood bag lady collecting coins. her bag was on the nozzle of the fountain narrowing the nozzle and causing the high spray. i grabbed the bag ladys bag and dragged her to the surface where my partner was ready and waiting. we tosseed her over the wall and put a chokehold on her until she lapsed into unconciousness. she kept yelling all the time i have to go to work. once we had her neutralized we called for the comapny suvs to come and transport the perp to the holding facility.


    then she was given bandaids and went to a gun shop right?
    But she stopped by KFC first and got a big bucket o' fried chicken.


    And a pack of smokes.
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  • Colt Super
    Y'all should take pity on this young lady. After all, don't you remember when you did this same stuff??

    Oh...I guess y'all didn't.

    Doug
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  • Colonel Plink
    I never realized that cutiegirlracing had the soul of a modern-day Hemingway.
    The Girl Scouts Gone Amok is one of best I've read here.

    OutSTANDing!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I can almost put my finger on who's alter ego this is...
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  • Alpine
    Zipper this is all your fault!
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