Wife Bought Herself a New House
Wife went shopping for a house. Looks like I'll be poorer and busier for the next couple of lifetimes. 3500 square feet. For three people. I will never get to retire.
I actually like this one. She is young, she is learning what I like.








It's only fair. I bought the others a house...
I actually like this one. She is young, she is learning what I like.








It's only fair. I bought the others a house...
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Nice....does not look that big on the outside... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by William81
Nice....does not look that big on the outside...
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Very nice! Enjoy. 0 -
Nice...but can she tollerate the sexcapades with Don and DWS.?.? Come on now, you have to consider what's really important. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by William81
Nice....does not look that big on the outside...
That is true. I walked in sorta ho hum appease the wife mode, then looked up and thought, woah! I am guessing a 25 foot ceiling.
Hope the cleaning lady has a ladder.
The property is nice though not large (2 acres) but has 50 live oaks.
Of course this means I'll be divorced again soon...[:D]0 -
That Texas Star is not centered underneath the ridge pole... 0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
Nice...but can she tollerate the sexcapades with Don and DWS.?.? Come on now, you have to consider what's really important.
That was just wrong on so many levels.0 -
quote:It's only fair. I bought the others a house...
...before you know it, Don will be asking for his...0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:It's only fair. I bought the others a house...
...before you know it, Don will be asking for his...
Help Don! I am in a weakened mode brought on by severe loss of money!
Get in here boy and straightened ECC out...0 -
Very, very nice. 0 -
That this was purchased by advantaging the misery and misfortune of others should not trouble you one iota, mattie. No matter that every slab of neatly piled flagstone, every faux-adobe brick and even the Weber with its handsome all-weather cover, was paid for at the expense and with the tears and fear of those from whom you exacted exorbitant fees. Perhaps the next custody battle or loss of limb case you pursue will yield enough for you to buy a plasma TV or Cub Cadet to go with it?
Enjoy.0 -
quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
That this was purchased by advantaging the misery and misfortune of others should not trouble you one iota, mattie. No matter that every slab of neatly piled flagstone, every faux-adobe brick and even the Weber with its handsome all-weather cover, was paid for at the expense and with the tears and fear of those from whom you exacted exorbitant fees. Perhaps the next custody battle or loss of limb case you pursue will yield enough for you to buy a plasma TV or Cub Cadet to go with it?
Enjoy.
Don't try and butter me up DWS! I know you love me.
Besides, my wife is here to exact Satan's revenge...0 -
Very nice mateo.[:)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:It's only fair. I bought the others a house...
...before you know it, Don will be asking for his...
Help Don! I am in a weakened mode brought on by severe loss of money!
Get in here boy and straightened ECC out...
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quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
That this was purchased by advantaging the misery and misfortune of others should not trouble you one iota, mattie. No matter that every slab of neatly piled flagstone, every faux-adobe brick and even the Weber with its handsome all-weather cover, was paid for at the expense and with the tears and fear of those from whom you exacted exorbitant fees. Perhaps the next custody battle or loss of limb case you pursue will yield enough for you to buy a plasma TV or Cub Cadet to go with it?
Enjoy.
Don't try and butter me up DWS! I know you love me.
Besides, my wife is here to exact Satan's revenge...
...don't sound as if you need any buttering up.0 -
quote:Originally posted by ECC
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by DancesWithSheep
That this was purchased by advantaging the misery and misfortune of others should not trouble you one iota, mattie. No matter that every slab of neatly piled flagstone, every faux-adobe brick and even the Weber with its handsome all-weather cover, was paid for at the expense and with the tears and fear of those from whom you exacted exorbitant fees. Perhaps the next custody battle or loss of limb case you pursue will yield enough for you to buy a plasma TV or Cub Cadet to go with it?
Enjoy.
Don't try and butter me up DWS! I know you love me.
Besides, my wife is here to exact Satan's revenge...
...don't sound as if you need any buttering up.
One can never have too much butter.0 -
Nice crib,Bro.[8D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by ECC
Nice...but can she tollerate the sexcapades with Don and DWS.?.? Come on now, you have to consider what's really important.
That was just wrong on so many levels.
Which level do they let you have? Top, Middle or bottom?[:D]0 -
Thats a cool house/place.
Those cords for the ceiling fan look 12' long.0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Wife went shopping for a house. Looks like I'll be poorer and busier for the next couple of lifetimes. 3500 square feet. For three people. I will never get to retire.
I actually like this one. She is young, she is learning what I like.
Which one the house or the wife?[:0]0 -
party at your place? need time,date, location.....
nice, whats the price tag?0 -
...sorry MVP...I was trying to reply with a quote...not edit your post. This is what I intended.
Damn..I should have thought of that.[:D][;)]...in response to your reply.[:D]0 -
Nice. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by hotshoot
nice, whats the price tag?
$265,000.00.
That's a lot of HK's....0 -
Freaking awesome! 0 -
Simple on the outside and beautiful on the inside. Enjoy! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
quote:Originally posted by hotshoot
nice, whats the price tag?
$265,000.00.
That's a lot of HK's....
Nice place to repose. Must be located on a toxic waste dump, though. Herebouts, that little bungalow would go for closer to a half a mil.0 -
you guys are terrible, the man buys a new house and just wants to share with us, you guys are just jealous he has his own room right next to the kitchen counter
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Austin Stone, Texas Live Oaks, tin roof, Stock Tank - it is only missing the rifle/pistol range. A cardboard box about 25 paces off the back porch (moveable to 100 steps) should do until you get flush again after the next case.
Just curious though Mateo, those things hanging down over the bed, are they.... nope, nope, no sir-re-bob, I ain't going there....0 -
Looks a little homely on the outside, but the inside says WOW.
Nice place!0
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