Help! My butt itches
I just wanted to see how many of you would actually open such a thread... [}:)]
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Here's help, scratch it! 0 -
or we might have similar problems 0 -
Here's even more help. Wash it once in a while also. [:D] 0 -
Gramma used to tell us "It's cuz ya worms 'n don't be bitin' yer nails" 0 -
quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
Here's even more help. Wash it once in a while also. [:D]
With what? Water? Are you nuts?0 -
Nothing an old rusty SOS pad can't take care of....[8D][;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by William81
Nothing an old rusty SOS pad can't take care of....[8D][;)]
That's just not right.0 -
My dog dosent wash his asre either, but he drags it along the ground, maybe you could try this if taking regular showers dont work[;)][;)] 0 -
Apply Preperation-H with a wire brush.. guaranteed to stop the itch. [:D][;)] 0 -
If you practice basic hygene it will not itch. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by SLING BLADE
My dog dosent wash his asre either, but he drags it along the ground, maybe you could try this if taking regular showers dont work[;)][;)]
Actually, I do that along with the dog. That large fireant pile might be part of the problem...0 -
Time to seriously scratch your head. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by MVP
Time to seriously scratch your head.
But my hand stinks.0 -
Muratic acid and a wire brush may help.. [:D] 0 -
I'm sensing a theme here with the wire brush...
Meanwhile, all of these suggestions sound more like a cure for hiccups -- lots of suggestions that are probably for the entertainment of others and accomplish nothing for the pansy sufferer that attempts them but humiliation and more pain.0 -
10 grit sandpaper or an open shoe grinder might work.[;)] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by 65gto389
10 grit sandpaper or an open shoe grinder might work.[;)]
Cripes, man, you are vicious.0 -
It's Bush's fault? 0 -
Try some hoppes #9 and a 10 Gauge bore brush. 0 -
This will help,,, www.buttpaste.com/[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
quote:Originally posted by 65gto389
10 grit sandpaper or an open shoe grinder might work.[;)]
Cripes, man, you are vicious.
Not as bad as some of the people here; but the grinder sort of reminded me of the toenail scene from 'dumb and dumber'. I thought it may help. [;)]0 -
Try a can of lighter fluid and a Zippo.
Clouder..0 -
quote:Originally posted by MVP
Try some hoppes #9 and a 10 Gauge bore brush.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Will Outers work just as well?0 -
Put your thumb on a workbench and smash it with a hammer. Hurts like hell but you'll forget about your butt for a while. 0 -
I thought maybe this was a reference to a Cheech & Chong movie .... 0 -
My Grandma used to say that meant it was going to be kissed by a fool. 0 -
Have you tried any of the new fangled foaming bore cleaners?? Its supposed to get the dirt and fouling out of cracks and crevasses 0 -
[:D]Confusious say,"Man who go tobed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger."[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by bpost1958
If you practice basic hygene it will not itch.
I enrolled in Basic Hygiene 101 at the University but it rained everyday that semester and I skipped class. Dang, that really would have paid off, you think?0
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