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  • Warpig883
    WTH
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  • Gregor62
    One dead butt bandit!!![}:)]
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  • jethro
    Had a guy grab my ass one time. It was in a way I kept thinking it wasn't what it seemed, but I have come to the conclusion that it was.....


    Mike
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  • dan kelly
    yep...had a "gay grab my butt once...i pulled a knife and in the same movement cut the front of his trousers...he screamed and ran like hell...dobbed me into the cops...cops questioned me about it...when they finished laughing they asked me if i wanted to press charges for assult on him...i said no, he got the message...funny, that feller left town the next day and i aint seen him since....[}:)]
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  • jimdeere
    Got a phone call one day and the voice was feminine, friendly, and I was single. Person said they would walk by my house (in town) and I could see what they looked like. It was a local preacher's teenage son! I went out and told him I wasn't that way and not to bother me again. I wasn't angry, just made me sad for his family, they were good people.
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  • dolfan
    Lots of times...in my younger years.
    I don't have latent homosexual tendencies, however, I found it flattering. Must be my hunk looks.[:D]
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  • D1
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Got a phone call one day and the voice was feminine, friendly, and I was single. Person said they would walk by my house (in town) and I could see what they looked like. It was a local preacher's teenage son! I went out and told him I wasn't that way and not to bother me again. I wasn't angry, just made me sad for his family, they were good people.




    Well..........how was it?
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  • jimdeere
    quote:Originally posted by drjew
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Got a phone call one day and the voice was feminine, friendly, and I was single. Person said they would walk by my house (in town) and I could see what they looked like. It was a local preacher's teenage son! I went out and told him I wasn't that way and not to bother me again. I wasn't angry, just made me sad for his family, they were good people.




    Well..........how was it?

    Can't say, don't have anything to compare it to.[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • D1
    Good answer.
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  • woodshermit
    Never. And, I've lived in Key West. Gay men have told me that they are nearly infallible when it comes to who is straight and who is not and who might be driving on both sides of the street. They just don't hit on a guy unless they are picking up some sort of vibe that hints at possibilities. Think whatever you want.
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  • e8gm
    Back in 79 I went on liberty (ex-Navy) in Long Beach, Ca with a shipmate. We came upon a bar named Ye Olde Tavern. Sounded alike a good place to get a cold one so in we went. Barmaid walks up and says " Whadda have, Hon?" with a voice that sound like it came from her toes. As we sat there drinking our beers, two good looking "girls" at the other end of the bar were making eyes at us. One of the guys shooting pool comes over and says "You fellas know what kind of bar this is?" We said we were beginning to get the idea. He says " Yea, everbody in here got a d__k. I said, "Even those two honeys at the end of the bar?" His reply was especially those two. We quickly finished our beers and got the hell out of there.
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  • e8gm
    Just realized my 100th post on GB was my gay bar experience. I just it can only get better from here.
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  • jimdeere
    I was in a bar in Key West, once. Everybody there was gay except the guy I was dancing with.[8D]
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    C'mon, it's a joke!!![8D]
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by woodshermit
    Never. And, I've lived in Key West. Gay men have told me that they are nearly infallible when it comes to who is straight and who is not and who might be driving on both sides of the street. They just don't hit on a guy unless they are picking up some sort of vibe that hints at possibilities. Think whatever you want.

    Can't say I fully agree with that. Taking a whiz in the New York City Port Authority head doesn't exactly give off vibes one way or the other, but it's a good place to get propositioned (or threatened).
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  • Colt Super
    I agree with James.

    When I was young and pretty, I got hit on a number of times.

    Now that I'm "mature" and ruggedly good looking, it still happens occasionally.

    Must be my ass.

    Doug
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  • bpost
    quote:Originally posted by jethro
    Had a guy grab my ass one time. It was in a way I kept thinking it wasn't what it seemed, but I have come to the conclusion that it was.....


    Mike


    It is not a sin unless you liked it...[:D]
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  • kristov
    I once considered going to a Larry Craig rally, does that count?
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  • watrulookinat
    quote:Got a phone call one day and the voice was feminine, friendly, and I was single. Person said they would walk by my house (in town) and I could see what they looked like. It was a local preacher's teenage son! I went out and told him I wasn't that way and not to bother me again. I wasn't angry, just made me sad for his family, they were good people.


    Hey Jim, I was wondering. How did he get your number?? Is there more to the story.[:D]
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  • wlfmn323
    once, i was in a public place with my mother, and one of her friends and her husband. the women were sitting on a bench and we were sitting on another. buddy gets up to take a pi55 and his seat is taken. how are ya he says, come here often he says. i tell him im fine and i come to this casino about once a month. what do you like to play. slots i say, ooh i like slots. then in a classic teenager move he yawns, stretches and puts his arm around me. would not have been that bad but he didnt just rest his arm on the bench he let his hand come down on my shoulder. i looked at him and said you want to move that arm or you want me to break it? at which point he calls me a bitch and gets up. buddy comes back and i tell him he better not budge from that bench till we go.
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  • sarge_3ad
    My oldest son is gay. Doesn't bother me as long as I don't have to see any affection. I've been around quite a few gay wads, and they can be as much fun as anyone else. Most are pretty humorous.

    My opinion on the subject, live and let live, and why care?
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    My opinion on the subject, live and let live, and why care?

    Good plan.
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  • DancesWithSheep
    I was recently at a range and overheard several Glock shooters talking amongst themselves about Ron Paul:

    Glock Shooter #1: "Did you see Ron on that Gay Pride Parade float in Coeur d'Alene? To die for. Totally"

    Glock Shooter #2: "You know, after Ron received my campaign contribution he promptly sent me a photo of himself bending over in his Dockers. His buttocks looked like two boxing gloves touching."

    Glock Shooter #3: "To die for."

    Glock Shooter #1: "To die for."

    Glock Shooter #3: "Totally yummie."

    Then they started singing It's Raining Men and waving me over, so I left.
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  • Cubslover
    That's funny.
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  • Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by e8gm
    Back in 79 I went on liberty (ex-Navy) in Long Beach, Ca with a shipmate. We came upon a bar named Ye Olde Tavern. Sounded alike a good place to get a cold one so in we went. Barmaid walks up and says " Whadda have, Hon?" with a voice that sound like it came from her toes. As we sat there drinking our beers, two good looking "girls" at the other end of the bar were making eyes at us. One of the guys shooting pool comes over and says "You fellas know what kind of bar this is?" We said we were beginning to get the idea. He says " Yea, everbody in here got a d__k. I said, "Even those two honeys at the end of the bar?" His reply was especially those two. We quickly finished our beers and got the hell out of there.

    Those 2 were really hot women, that he wanted to himself.
    His plan worked.[8D]
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  • Hunter Mag
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    My oldest son is gay. Doesn't bother me as long as I don't have to see any affection. I've been around quite a few gay wads, and they can be as much fun as anyone else. Most are pretty humorous.

    My opinion on the subject, live and let live, and why care?



    You are such a wonderful guy Ron. I feel the same way you do. I have alot of gay friends both men and women. Me and my girls go clubbing with a gay couple every so often. They're are a blast to hang out with, but their kissing is still akward.
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  • Cubslover
    My wife's best friend is gay. He's funny as hell and would do anything to help you out.

    As long as he(and his SO) don't show any affection around me, I'm fine with it.
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  • opieone
    I Got "approached" by a gay guy this morning, one of a couple next door.[:0]

    He was approaching me about saving his duck.(i don't even want to know)
    It just flew over my fence, at the same time I let my Griffon out.
    The dog made a nice point, but I still had to save the duck.

    Anyways I get "approached" by gay guys evey week, just the usual neighbor crap.
    Funny, they are scared ****less of snakes.
    Go figure?

    There could be worse neighbors, considering my girlfriend and 2 teenage daughters.
    Besides, I have no worries, just cause they're gay doesn't mean they don't have standards.
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  • Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by jethro
    Had a guy grab my ass one time. It was in a way I kept thinking it wasn't what it seemed, but I have come to the conclusion that it was.....


    Mike



    +10 on any given clubbing night.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    Years ago I was teamed up with a partner to work the public restrooms in the city parks in our city. We were enforcing the lewd conduct laws much like the cops in the Larry Craig case.

    Almost every time we set up, we got a taker. In about 90% of the arrests we ended up in a foot pursuit and or a fight. We were detailed to this due to complaints from parents who's children were solicited for sex in the park restrooms.

    When I was a teenager, I was hitchiking home from the beach and got picked up by gay. He wanted to know where I lived, and was making all kinds of sexual type suggestions.

    I pointed to a house, about 1/2 mile from mine and said "thats where I live, I'll get out here". I then ran like hell.
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