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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by jethro
    Had a guy grab my ass one time. It was in a way I kept thinking it wasn't what it seemed, but I have come to the conclusion that it was.....


    Mike



    +10 on any given clubbing night.


    Want to go dancing clubbing?
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  • Hunter Mag
    A guy went to the bar.
    He said "bartender give me 3 shots of your best whisky".

    As the bartender was pouring the shots he asked "what's the occasion"?
    The man replies "I found out my son is gay".
    Bartender "I'm sorry"

    The next day the man walks in says "bartender give me six shots of your best whisky"

    Bartender asks "what's the occasion"?
    The man replies "I just found out my other son is gay".
    Bartender "WOW I'm really sorry to hear that".

    The 3rd day the man walks in and says "bartender give me a whole bottle of your best whisky".

    Bartender replies "Damn doesn't anyone in your family like women"?

    Man replies "YEA MY WIFE" [B)]
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  • sarge_3ad
    quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
    quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
    My oldest son is gay. Doesn't bother me as long as I don't have to see any affection. I've been around quite a few gay wads, and they can be as much fun as anyone else. Most are pretty humorous.

    My opinion on the subject, live and let live, and why care?



    You are such a wonderful guy Ron. I feel the same way you do. I have alot of gay friends both men and women. Me and my girls go clubbing with a gay couple every so often. They're are a blast to hang out with, but their kissing is still akward.


    Out of respect, he refrains from showing affection to his friend in front of me and my wife. Thank God! Yuck,blah,spit,eeeeeeew!
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  • br549
    when in the Marines and stationed at MCAS El Toro us lower rank inlisted hithhiked everywhere we went. i was given rides by several gay's none ever hit on me or my friends that i know off. they all were nice and would be friendly to us at a time the Military was pretty much hated.
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  • wallie
    I do a lot of club dancing, some times 4 days a week and it is not unusual to get a tap on the ass on a crowded dance floor but it happens so fast it's hard to see who does it............What I didn't know was if U go to the bathroom and tap on the bathroom floor in the stall that's an indication U want to meet.....one time I was on the hopper and there was this bug ( fast little sucker) running around down by my feet, I was trying to stomp on it and kept missing it and the next think I know I get a knock on the bathroom door....I don't stomp no more[:D]
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  • bigtire
    I have never been hit on by a gay man.

    However... I have hit on a few lesbians.[:D]

    Seriously,

    Living in the same city as the infamous "God hates fags" gay basher Fred Phelps and his cult named Westboro Baptist Church has changed my attitude toward gays. Years ago I used to be somewhat homophobic and persecutory of what I did not understand. The more I learned about homosexuality the more I understood it was not a conscious choice of gays to be attracted to the same sex. My wife and I are close freinds with a lesbian couple.
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  • opieone
    Ouch!
    Shot down,by the old "I'm a lesbian" line.[:D]

    Just a little better than "**** off"[:(]
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  • allen griggs
    My opinion on the subject, live and let live, and why care?

    Well put Ron.
    When somebody gets so bent out of shape when hit on by a gay boy, he must have some latent homosexual feelings that he is suppressing.
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  • spanielsells
    quote:Originally posted by woodshermit
    Never. And, I've lived in Key West. Gay men have told me that they are nearly infallible when it comes to who is straight and who is not and who might be driving on both sides of the street. They just don't hit on a guy unless they are picking up some sort of vibe that hints at possibilities. Think whatever you want.


    Well then someone's "gaydar" was way off back in my senior year of college. After I dismissed the guy's advances, I got to meet Donna Shalala before she was a household name (she was the chancellor of the university).
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  • mrseatle
    "ever approached by a...?"

    That's why I quit the Screen Actors Guild...
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  • Forkliftking
    If any post needs "poofing", it's this one.[:D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    I've been approached on this very forum by HeDog and Dongizmo...

    [:D][}:)]
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  • Colt Super
    Homosexuality is a behavior - like smoking.

    Doug
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  • woodshermit
    Come to think of it, every time I've ever been in a public restroom in NYC, the guy standing next to me always tries to peek. I guess if it isn't mine, I'm really not interested in seeing it.

    Why take offense and get all angry? I've been approached by a few women that were pretty offensive.
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  • Stink Foot
    You mean the fellers that lived?. Damn straight
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  • bigtire
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    Homosexuality is a behavior - like smoking.

    Doug

    The act of having sex with a same gender partner is behavior.

    Feeling sexually attracted to a person of the same gender is not.

    A person cannot pick and choose their feelings, they just happen.

    It is very difficult to live a life that is contrary to ones feelings. For instance I was married to a woman I did not love for almost ten years, it was miserable.
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  • e8gm
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by e8gm
    Back in 79 I went on liberty (ex-Navy) in Long Beach, Ca with a shipmate. We came upon a bar named Ye Olde Tavern. Sounded alike a good place to get a cold one so in we went. Barmaid walks up and says " Whadda have, Hon?" with a voice that sound like it came from her toes. As we sat there drinking our beers, two good looking "girls" at the other end of the bar were making eyes at us. One of the guys shooting pool comes over and says "You fellas know what kind of bar this is?" We said we were beginning to get the idea. He says " Yea, everbody in here got a d__k. I said, "Even those two honeys at the end of the bar?" His reply was especially those two. We quickly finished our beers and got the hell out of there.

    Those 2 were really hot women, that he wanted to himself.
    His plan worked.[8D]


    To finish the story, we found out the guy shooting pool was also a squid. So we asked, "If this place is so queer, what's the big draw for you?" He said, "I kinda play both routes."

    I think that was the beginning of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
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  • tajjn
    A couple of times in book stores, wife won't let me carry when I go to the book story anymore, afraid I might shoot some gay guy. Once when I was 17 some guy grab my ass, broke his knee for him and left him screaming on the sidewalk, God that felt good.
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  • Old Gunny
    I read in USA Today recently where the Nike shoe Co. had come out with a new style woman's sport shoe- designed for the Lesbian market- they called them "Dykies" but we won't see them on the shelves for a while, they had to recall them,guess the tongues were too short.
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  • SuburbanNoize
    My Uncle, an Electrician, told me one time he was talking to a friend he knew was gay, He told the gay Friend, "I worked my ass off today!", gay guy grabbed his ass, and said, "Nah its still there." Thought that was hilarious.
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