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Cubslover
Put em up....

Ass pissed off as Hillary's blind date.
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  • jimdeere
    Like a one-legged man at a butt-kickin' contest.
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  • dcon12
    Uglier than a handful of rectums. Don
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Like a one-legged man at a butt-kickin' contest.


    Sweatin like a Hah-oar in church.
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  • gbeggrow
    "You couldn't kick a ducks ass standin' on a cigarette butt". [:D]
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  • LOKO383
    If at first you don't suceed,so much for skydiving..Loko
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  • JustC
    he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    Most of those are similies. A simile compares something to something else using "like" or "as". A true metaphor just says something is something else.

    I.E.: Gunbroker forum is a cesspool for the enlightened.
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Most of those are similies. A simile compares something to something else using "like" or "as". A true metaphor just says something is something else.

    I.E.: Gunbroker forum is a cesspool for the enlightened.



    Thank you Ms. Jennerman.
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  • givette
    'bout as proud as a chicken sittin' on a football...

    'bout as nervous as a grasshopper in a henhouse...

    'bout as worried as a preacher standing in line at a 'ho-house...

    'bout as senseless as me typing what I just typed...
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  • LOKO383
    quote:Originally posted by givette
    'bout as proud as a chicken sittin' on a football...

    'bout as nervous as a grasshopper in a henhouse...

    'bout as worried as a preacher standing in line at a 'ho-house...

    'bout as senseless as me typing what I just typed...


    bout as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs..[:D]..Loko
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  • Rack Ops
    Dumb as a bag of hammers
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  • Warbirds
    Uglier than a bag of smashed rectums.
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  • matwor
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Most of those are similies. A simile compares something to something else using "like" or "as". A true metaphor just says something is something else.

    I.E.: Gunbroker forum is a cesspool for the enlightened.


    What about something that it "isn't"? As in.........

    "It ain't rocket surgery."
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  • FrancF
    He has more chins than a Chinese phone book
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  • daveald
    an education in idiotocrasies.
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  • Floyd621
    Slicker than polar bear crap on an iceberg.
    Fuller of crap than a constipated cow.
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  • remingtonoaks
    I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW, BUT RETAINED MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER COMPREHEND
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  • dan kelly
    as slow as a wet week.
    flat out like a lizard drinking.
    as rough as a ringers dog.
    as crook(sick) as a bait layer(a chef).
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  • SuburbanNoize
    happier than dingo in a nursery. [;)]
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  • Blade Slinger
    colder than a nun's bun in Okinowa

    more ass than a tolilet seat
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  • mrseatle
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    Put em up....



    Kinder-Lieber you olde Finnlander.
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  • spasmcreek
    my relevance of being a voting citizen is Gone with the Wind
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  • fishkiller41
    Military Intelligence. No,Wait,That's an OXYMORON,Ain't it?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    Hangin in there like a "hair in a bisquit".
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  • 180A
    Stinkier than a sack full of azzholes.
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  • austin247
    Ugly as a mud fence.

    Happy as a pig in s--t.

    Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.

    Looks like she got whooped up on with an ugly stick.
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  • fideau
    Funnier'n a monkey.
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  • fideau
    Looks like she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every limb.
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  • Colonel Plink
    If he's a wannabe, according to my Granpa, he's
    "All hat and no cattle"
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  • tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Most of those are similies. A simile compares something to something else using "like" or "as". A true metaphor just says something is something else.

    I.E.: Gunbroker forum is a cesspool for the enlightened.


    yeah, whatever.
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