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The official GB Metaphor Thread....

Cubslover
Put em up....

Ass pissed off as Hillary's blind date.
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  • tacking1
    simile...dumb as a rock
    metaphor...you have the brains of a chicken
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  • jwb267
    cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
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  • Spider7115
    "A bird in the hand gathers no moss"
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  • jimdeere
    "He's so tight, when he bats his eyes, it skins his ___ back!"
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  • Idahobound
    Make like a fart and blow this hole
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  • He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Most of those are similies. A simile compares something to something else using "like" or "as". A true metaphor just says something is something else.

    I.E.: Gunbroker forum is a cesspool for the enlightened.


    Zulu, ever notice how you get a little education, set the record straight, and those don't just ignore you are sarcastice. That is just how it works around here, a little ignorance is sacred.
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  • tacking1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Most of those are similies. A simile compares something to something else using "like" or "as". A true metaphor just says something is something else.

    I.E.: Gunbroker forum is a cesspool for the enlightened.


    Zulu, ever notice how you get a little education, set the record straight, and those don't just ignore you are sarcastice. That is just how it works around here, a little ignorance is sacred.


    EGO plene congruo
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  • brickmaster1248
    hotter than a fat girls armpit
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  • TwoDogs
    Dumber than a 9 year old democrat.
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  • lindalecowboy
    busy as a stump full of termites

    hungry as a bitch wolf

    hotter than two rats breedin in a wool sock

    rainin' like a cow peeing on a flat rock
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  • wsfiredude
    faster than fat kids to a bursted pinata
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  • Jeepgod2002
    better make like a fetus and head out.
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  • brickmaster1248
    colder than a well diggers a**!!

    hotter than a virgin p!#%@ on prom night

    horniere than a three pekered goat
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  • brickmaster1248
    opinions are like buttholes everybody has one
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  • brickmaster1248
    your only gay while your doing it.

    i am not gay so please hold the jokes just trying to be funny!!!!
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  • lindalecowboy
    outta here like a fat kid in dodge ball.......
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  • savage170
    slicker than cat crap on linoleum floor
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  • sarge_3ad
    Grinnin' like a possum eatin' she-it.

    I'd just as soon have my bag nailed to a stump, and kicked over backwards.

    driving like old people f**k.

    Act like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.
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