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B_Mc
2 Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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  • B_Mc
    what do you call a cow with no legs???
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  • wsfiredude
    i give up, what do you call a cow with no legs?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    Does'nt matter, he won't come.
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  • Colonel Plink
    Don't matter, she won't come to you anyway.
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  • B_Mc
    Ground Beef
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  • Colonel Plink
    Not to be confused with sausage.

    Which is Groundhog.

    Happy Ground Hog Day!
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  • B_Mc
    Have a Great Weekend all.


    I am leaving work early.!!!

    Gonna go shoot my new P345[:D][:D][:D]
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  • Chief Shaway
    A man with no arms or legs floating in the lake?
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  • wartiger
    BOB!!
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  • spasmcreek
    chief wins!!!!
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  • brier-49
    A guy with no arms or legs in the leaves???
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by brier-49
    A guy with no arms or legs in the leaves???


    Russell
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  • Don McManus
    A guy with no arms or legs at your front door?
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    A guy with no arms or legs at your front door?

    Matt
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  • fishermanben
    A lady with no arms or legs propped against a wall?
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  • GuvamintCheese
    A guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by cartod
    A guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

    Once again
    From the top...

    quote:
    Originally posted by brier-49

    A guy with no arms or legs in the leaves???



    Russell
    "...but if evil men were not now and then slain, it would not be a good world for weaponless dreamers"
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    A lady with no arms or legs propped against a wall?

    Eileen.

    Unless she's Japanese.

    Then it's Irene.

    Who's next?
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  • Colonel Plink
    Okay, I'll go.

    A guy with no arms and no legs just learning to water-ski?
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  • Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    Okay, I'll go.

    A guy with no arms and no legs just learning to water-ski?



    Skip
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  • Chief Shaway
    A man with no arm or legs hanging on your wall?
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  • Doc
    Art.

    In the pool?
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  • Doc
    What do you get from a short-legged cow?
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  • brier-49
    In the pool


    Bob
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    A guy with no arms or legs at your front door?

    Matt


    Oh, that is really funny, ha, ha...

    [;)]
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  • ww2buff9067
    How bout a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox??
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by SaxonPig
    What do you get from a short-legged cow?


    Dragon milk
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  • Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by ww2buff9067
    How bout a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox??



    Bill
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  • Chief Shaway
    A guy with no arms and legs on a pile of dirt?
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  • cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    A guy with no arms and legs on a pile of dirt?

    Doug?
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