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2 Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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  • Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    A guy with no arms and legs on a pile of dirt?

    Doug?


    That would be the guy that "doug" the hole. Guess again.
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  • Colt Super
    Hey !!!

    Doug
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by Don McManus
    A guy with no arms or legs at your front door?

    Matt


    Oh, that is really funny, ha, ha...

    [;)]

    Well, how many times you been married, man?

    You've had feet wiped on ya...
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  • Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    A guy with no arms and legs on a pile of dirt?

    Doug?


    That would be the guy that "doug" the hole. Guess again.


    Come guys.....give me an answer.
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    A guy with no arms and legs on a pile of dirt?

    Doug?


    That would be the guy that "doug" the hole. Guess again.


    Come guys.....give me an answer.


    I'm stumped.

    No...
    That's what the guy on the pile of dirt said..

    I mean..

    I don't know the answer to this one.

    Could it be...
    Phil?
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  • jimdeere
    Who owns a hair-lip German Shepard?
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    Who owns a hair-lip German Shepard?


    MARK!
    MARK!
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  • Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by cce1302
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    A guy with no arms and legs on a pile of dirt?

    Doug?


    That would be the guy that "doug" the hole. Guess again.





    Come guys.....give me an answer.


    I'm stumped.

    No...
    That's what the guy on the pile of dirt said..

    I mean..

    I don't know the answer to this one.

    Could it be...
    Phil?




    Yepper. You got it.
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  • Colonel Plink
    If she could read this thread, my mother, God rest her soul, would be so proud of me.
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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    A fly with no wings? (easy one)
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  • matwor
    Sit
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  • JustC
    how about a mexican girl with no arms or legs???
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  • Colonel Plink
    quote:Originally posted by JustC
    how about a mexican girl with no arms or legs???

    I know the answer.
    And I ain't sayin'.
    [:D]
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  • 1911a1-fan
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    A fly with no wings? (easy one)


    a walk
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  • frog21
    Phil,is the guy in the hole.
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  • Chief Shaway
    Ok. A cow with 2 legs?
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  • Chief Shaway
    How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
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  • SCorvers
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    How do elephants hide in cherry trees?


    Very carefully?

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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  • Chief Shaway
    quote:Originally posted by SCorvers
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    How do elephants hide in cherry trees?


    Very carefully?




    No. They paint their toe nails red.


    Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
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  • merlinn
    What do you call a leper in a hot tub?















    Stew!
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