What is the funniest joke U played
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I put a few stitches in my wifes nightgown and then rolled laughing watching her try to put it on. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by Sage1
I put a few stitches in my wifes nightgown and then rolled laughing watching her try to put it on.
How long did it take you to get out of the hospital?0 -
I used to play all kind of tricks on my ex-wife.
When she would go shopping and parked her car, I'd use my key and move it to the other side of the lot. She'd have to use her panic button on the key fob to get the horn to honk on her car so she could find it! Might be why she's my ex![:D]0 -
When I was a kid, I got my dad good. We'd had a lot of rain one summer, and there were snakes everywhere.
He can't see without his glasses. One night I had taken a toy rubber snake(that he had bought me), and put it in the shower drain with just the head sticking out a couple of inches.
Fast forward to the next morning, and me, my sister, and my mom are in the family room watching cartoons. Dad got up, probably slightly hungover, and I heard him turn on the shower. I told my mom what I had done, and she snickered. Then, suddenly, my dad came flying through the family room, wet, and 100% naked, trying to cover himself with his hand. My mom asked "what's wrong?", and he's jumping up and down, saying "snake, big snake". He ran into the garage, still naked, and grabbed a shovel, and came back in charging for the bathroom.
We all were laughing hysterically when we saw the shovel. Then, he remembered, and he stood there, wet, naked, and with a spade in his hand looking the most humiliated and dejected, I've ever seen him.
That was when I was about 6 or 7. I'm not certain he's forgiven me yet.
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