movie quotes that crack you up.....

toad67

August 30, 2019 11:40

I've forgotten more than I will ever remember. But for some reason I seen one last night that just cracked me up. On the little series Hap and Leonard, Soldier said that he was so hungry he could eat the nuts off a low flying duck...... :lol:

What's your favorite???

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yoshmyster

August 31, 2019 16:20
"Black Rain" pretty much everything Michael Douglas snaps back at the suits in Japan and Andy Garcia translating what was said .

Example; Douglas says "I usually get kissed before I get f*****" Garcia translates after asked "what did he say?" "fore play".
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JIM STARK

August 31, 2019 16:33
Can't remember the movie, but...
" I'm so hungry I could eat the northbound end of a southbound mule"!!!!!!!
JIM...............
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Aztngundoc22

August 31, 2019 17:38
OK :

OK Punk : Did I shoot 5 or 6 times :::

You feel lucky Punk ????

Do You believe in Jesus ????

and :::

Thanks !!!
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Aztngundoc22

August 31, 2019 17:43
OK :

Thats an AK47 : it makes a very distinct sound when being fired @ you !!!!!!!!!!

That dont mean we are gonna swap spit in the showers in the wee hours of the morning !!!!

This is my rifle : this is my gun : this is for killing : this is for fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks !!!
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11b6r

August 31, 2019 18:30
When Harry Met Sally-
"I'll have what she's having."
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11b6r

August 31, 2019 18:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXZs3mjGlQU
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SoreShoulder

August 31, 2019 20:08
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SoreShoulder

August 31, 2019 20:14
It's from TV, not a movie, but the funniest line of all time is when Jerry tries to claim a rental car he reserved and is told they are out of cars and he says:

"but the reservation keeps the car here!"

The clerk says: "I know why we have reservations."

He jumps in on her in a mock helpful tone with, "No, I don't think you do! you see, you know how to take the reservation, but you do not know how to keep the reservation! And keeping the reservation is really what reservations are all about!"
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bustedknee

September 01, 2019 01:44
I can't see! I can't see!

Whatsa matter?

I got my eyes closed.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhf6dPYapA4

Pretty much describes the world today.

I'm sorry. That is not funny any more.
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papernicker

September 01, 2019 08:53
That's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish
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babun

September 01, 2019 09:16
From Blazing saddles...

{with his own gun to his own head}
"I'll shoot the nijjjjer!!"

"Some one save that poor boy!"
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KenK/84Bravo

September 01, 2019 09:19
babun wrote:

From Blazing saddles...

{with his own gun to his own head}
"I'll shoot the nijjjjer!!"

"Some one save that poor boy!"

Same guy - "Hold on while I whip this out."
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diver-rig

September 01, 2019 09:41
KenK/84Bravo wrote:

babun wrote:

From Blazing saddles...

{with his own gun to his own head}
"I'll shoot the nijjjjer!!"

"Some one save that poor boy!"

Same guy - "Hold on while I whip this out."

Bart! They said you wuz hung!

And they wuz right!
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mrmike08075

September 01, 2019 11:20
Two dollars - I want my two dollars...

You know times are tough when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that...

Better off dead is still a classic.

Mike
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wpageabc

September 01, 2019 11:26
"May the Force be with you"
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