movie quotes that crack you up.....
I've forgotten more than I will ever remember. But for some reason I seen one last night that just cracked me up. On the little series Hap and Leonard, Soldier said that he was so hungry he could eat the nuts off a low flying duck...... 
What's your favorite???
What's your favorite???
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animal house.... " I'm a zit", and the food fight starts....
and though there is no talking, the fireside fart scene from blazing saddles still gets me...0 -
My Darling Clementine:
Wyatt Earp:(Henry Fonda)
Have you ever been in love, Mac?
Mac:
No, I have always been a bartender.0 -
OK :
Well raise my rent :
and
Almost lost a four hundred hand-cart :
Thanks !!!0 -
gearheaddad wrote:My Darling Clementine:
Wyatt Earp:(Henry Fonda)
Have you ever been in love, Mac?
Mac:
No, I have always been a bartender.
The Godfather:
"Leave The Gun, Take The Canolli!"0 -
"Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children?" "Door Gunner: Easy, you just don't lead them so much."
I don't know about my favorite, but this is one of the more absurd. For some sick reason it always gets a chuckle out of me.:)0 -
Just about anything from "Young Frankenstein", "PUT THE CANDLE BACK", kills me everytime. 0 -
From "The Blues Brothers": ?There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it?s dark, and we?re wearing sunglasses.?
From "Uncle Buck" Uncle Buck Russell: Heres a quarter buy a rat chew that thing off your face!
John Candy movies always crack me up!0 -
Peter Sellers: Pink Panther
Inspector Clouseau to hotel clerk: Does you dug bite?
Clerk: No
Clouseau bends to pet dog, dog latches on to his hand.
Startled Clouseau to Clerk: I thought you said you dug does not bite
Clerk: that is not my dog.0 -
way too many but a start
if your going to shoot ,,shoot, don't talk
dying ant much of a living
are you going to pull them pistols or whistle Dixie
mans got to know his limitations
what knockers ( young Frankenstein )
Gentlemen, you can?t fight in here. This is the War Room!?
I am serious. And don?t call me Shirley
It?s not the years, honey. It?s the mileage0 -
" What a dump!".......Betty Davis in Dumbo the Elephant.... 0 -
Chuck Norris in Code of Silence:
When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.0 -
Can I borrow your towel my car just hit a water buffalo...
I will need some ball bearings and some 30 weight oil - it's all ball bearings these days...
Yup just as I thought, it's a dickfor... what's a dickfor??? To pee with...
Mike0 -
Another Young Frankenstein quote:
"Yes, I believe the name was Abby, Abby Normal." (Que Marty Feldman. The Wild Eyed Dude.)
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"Frau Bluker." (Sp?) "Neigh..........." repeated several times throughout the movie. Too funny.
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"Wasn't your hump on the other side? Oh,................nevermind." (Que the Wild Eyed Dude - Marty Feldman.) Freakin hysterical.
Another vote for - "Put Ze Candle Beck." :? 0 -
It's true, it's true what they say about you people... lady let go of my arm.
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Leslie Neilson in Naked Gun, I think, Looking up a ladder at Priscilla Pressley says "Hey nice Beaver". She replies "Thanks I just had it stuffed". And of course the camera shot extends to a stuffed beaver up on the wall. 0 -
casting wrote:Leslie Neilson in Naked Gun, I think, Looking up a ladder at Priscilla Pressley says "Hey nice Beaver". She replies "Thanks I just had it stuffed". And of course the camera shot extends to a stuffed beaver up on the wall.
Yes, the "Naked Gun" series.
Remember when Leslie Nelson is eating a Lobster dinner at the White House, pulls the claw off a Lobster, and smacks Barbara Bush out of her seat? Classic LOL stuff.
Leslie Nielson with another Detective at a Porn Store. Leslie loudly decrying it. "What kind of a Pervert would shop here?"
The Salesman comes out of the back with a Chain saw/Dildo arrangement. "Your Order came in."0 -
Classic Clint Eastwood...
"Go ahead punk. Make my day..."0 -
Fletchmrmike08075 wrote:Can I borrow your towel my car just hit a water buffalo...
I will need some ball bearings and some 30 weight oil - it's all ball bearings these days...
Yup just as I thought, it's a dickfor... what's a dickfor??? To pee with...
Mike
Great movie. Very under rated IMHO.0 -
Magnificent Seven-
[Chris and Vin were just shot at, hitting the tip of Chris' cigar]
Vin : You elected?
Chris : Na. I got nominated real good.0 -
And spies like us...
Another cult classic with ackroyd and chase...
It have been told that if you quote the movie top gun at top gun you will get benched and ripped and possibly bounced from the program
So keep that number for truckmasters driving school on hand...
Or : boy when I get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth - there is no way you are.the fruit of my loins - the best part of you...
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Old western where father & 3 sons chasing one sons' wife that has run off with some fellow: They almost catch them but have to keep chasing, the father says: "Damn, if they didn't a puzzy, there would be a bounty of every one of 'em."
Arnold Swartzeneger movie: He catches a crook; holds him by the ankles over a cliff and just drops the crook. Gets back in his car and the girl in the passenger seat asks; Where is the crook. Arnold says "I let him go."
Western movie: Cowboy shoots another dead. Bystander says "You just shot an unarmed man" Shooter says "He should have armed himself."0 -
Jack Worden in the movie So Fine, 1981. He's riding with a beautiful woman in a gondola in Venice..and asks.."How long the streets been f**ked up like this? 0 -
use enough dynamite there Butch? 0 -
The card dealer in Tombstone: "You nerve rackin' sonsabitches are worse than my brother's kids!" 0 -
Or the one from caddy shack when Chevy Chase asked his caddy what his SAT score told him he should be... a fire watcher... 0 -
Horse Plains Drifter wrote:The card dealer in Tombstone: "You nerve rackin' sonsabitches are worse than my brother's kids!"
Shortly followed by Wyatt Earp's "You gonna pull that Smokewagon, or just stand there and bleed?"
Doc Holliday - " Why Ike, if I thought we were no longer friends, I don't know if I could bear it." Classic.0 -
KenK/84Bravo wrote:casting wrote:Leslie Neilson in Naked Gun, I think, Looking up a ladder at Priscilla Pressley says "Hey nice Beaver". She replies "Thanks I just had it stuffed". And of course the camera shot extends to a stuffed beaver up on the wall.
Yes, the "Naked Gun" series.
Remember when Leslie Nelson is eating a Lobster dinner at the White House, pulls the claw off a Lobster, and smacks Barbara Bush out of her seat? Classic LOL stuff.
Leslie Nielson with another Detective at a Porn Store. Leslie loudly decrying it. "What kind of a Pervert would shop here?"
The Salesman comes out of the back with a Chain saw/Dildo arrangement. "Your Order came in."
Neilsen: "What would they be doing in the red light district?:
George Kennedy: "Sex , Frank"
Neilsen: No thanks, maybe later.0 -
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? 0 -
Don McManus wrote:Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Sorry Don, (and I may very well be wrong,) but I believe it is, "Ever been to a Turkish Prison, Jimmy?"
The inflatable "Auto Pilot," was hysterical.0 -
I'm not gonna hit you, I'm not gonna hit you, The hell I'm not! From McClintock 0
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